MadMan's Selfie Thread

[Madman]

The 2 days are up. I've been trying to call Oldguyzer to ask if he was able to find Cristy but the old buzzard isn't answering the phone. All I get is

"Hello, you've reached Oldguyzer. Unfortunately I'm not home right now because I 'm at McDonald's stuffing my face and kissing Ronald McDonald's stripped arse" Leave your name and number and I'll return your call after I'm finished wiping off my chin"

This is what happens when you leave an important task in the hands of an old QUACK!!!

FARK ME , how did I end in in Florida......PAPA what the FARK HAVE YOU DONE AND WHY WAS MY CRATE SHIPPED TO FLORIDA

 

[Madman]

just warming up folks......it's coming, OH BOY IS IT CUMMING

 

[Madman]

I found Cristy and for now, CATASTROPHY avoided.

Just for now

 

[Jasper]

I admit, I was curious about Madman's selfie thread. :blush2:

 

[User-E]

Hit the tanning booth before doing the full nudity selfies so we're not blinded by the sun reflecting off your lily white naked ass.

 

[ERecTile]

Oh boy... i was thinking the i was gonna have to change my last name to Disfunkshen.

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

There were promises of tiddly bits

 

[Prick]

I was going to request your permanent ban. Thank God you didn't post anything scary.

 

[JessieJames]

Thank you Cristy, Cristy makes good selfies BUT I'm with Prick and agree MM should be banned.:biggrin2:

 

[oldguyzer]

Sorry, MM, but I was, er, "busy". I rode my bicycle to Hafilax and convinced MsC to reinstate her selfie thread, just for us horny guys here. Fortunately, large quantities of Grand Marnier, coupled with a threat to show her pictures of "the crate" were enough to change her mind about deleting it. BTW, her tiddly bits are wonderful. :biggrin2: You're welcome.

 

[Madman]

Now what am I going to do with this threadHmmmmmm

Cristy is back which means technically you've all been spared the "Free Crusty Episode" for this week so now what?

What shall I do in here if I can't release the beast from the Madman Fruit Of The Loom havenHmmmmmm

 

[Madman]

Sorry, MM, but I was, er, "busy". I rode my bicycle to Hafilax and convinced MsC to reinstate her selfie thread, just for us horny guys here. Fortunately, large quantities of Grand Marnier, coupled with a threat to show her pictures of "the crate" were enough to change her mind about deleting it. BTW, her tiddly bits are wonderful. :biggrin2: You're welcome.

Wait a minute, you know how to ride a bicycle? Now I know your fibbing!

 

[oldguyzer]

Wait a minute, you know how to ride a bicycle? Now I know your fibbing!

I do so...