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Maintaining your clitoris.


I dunno. I doubt she's ever gonna cum, even if she does try all day, if she doesn't figure out that her clitoris ain't located on the side of her neck...
 
I swear I'm going blind here and it just might be as a result of not getting laid or masturbating too much. But I SWEAR the thread title said "Managing your clitoris." I was going to offer my services as an agent.

WTF
 
I swear I'm going blind here and it just might be as a result of not getting laid or masturbating too much. But I SWEAR the thread title said "Managing your clitoris." I was going to offer my services as an agent.

WTF


You will have to service both men and women if you want to apply for the position.

You can go lay on Peace's couch and Peace can post a review of the encounter.
 
The wife gave me some sympathy sex (or something like that) this morning.....I think I should have just masturbated....it would've been more satisfying.


Brother if it wasn't for the kids. Would you be gone?.
 
Makes me wish I had one of these to play with. When God was creating man and woman he pulled a penis out of his bag of tricks and asked, "Who wants the penis? You can use it to pee standing up." Man came charging forward shouting, "Me! Me! Me!". Afterwards woman asked, "What's left for me?" God reached into the bag and said, "All I have left is multiple orgasms."
 
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