Make sex awkward in 5 words or less.

peace · Jan 31, 2015

Is that a video-camera?

oldguyzer · Jan 31, 2015

Ignore the pig....

peace · Jan 31, 2015

someone is watching us.

papasmerf · Jan 31, 2015

oh that's not my blood

oldguyzer · Jan 31, 2015

I borrowed Guido's Speedo!

peace · Jan 31, 2015

who are you talking to?

papasmerf · Jan 31, 2015

can you hide this?

User-E · Jan 31, 2015

No more Viagra for you!

papasmerf · Jan 31, 2015

can you move the baby?

papasmerf · Jan 31, 2015

better tie a board on

oldguyzer · Feb 1, 2015

What's the football helmet for?

peace · Feb 1, 2015

Am I beautiful?

papasmerf · Feb 1, 2015

Hold this poop

Transient · Feb 1, 2015

LOOK AT KATY PERRY'S TITS!

Transient · Feb 1, 2015

I'm rooting against your Patriots.

peace · Feb 1, 2015

yes. YES! yessssss! YEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS! OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

papasmerf · Feb 1, 2015

Who is your Fontmaster

peace · Feb 1, 2015

How do you like my techinique

papasmerf · Feb 1, 2015

as good as Bob

peace · Feb 1, 2015

Focus! Pay attention to me.