Make sex awkward in 5 words or less.

[Cardinal Fang]

My safeword is marry me.

 

[DB123]

Luke, I am your father

 

[oldguyzer]

Luke, I am your mother

 

[papasmerf]

You're the best, Sis

 

[oldguyzer]

Sis, that's your brother

 

[peace]

is this safe?

 

[Louis XIV]

The cat licked those Cheetos.

 

[Captaincrunch]

Is that Grey Poupon?

 

[peace]

Go away! Bad doggie.

 

[peace]

Shut the door! Stupid cats.

 

[peace]

Wait. Let me change channels.

 

[peace]

Are you watching hockey?????

 

[User-E]

lemme finish this text ...

 

[DB123]

Are you watching hockey?????

That one happened to me yesterday...and I'm the one who said it!!

 

[peace]

That one happened to me yesterday...and I'm the one who said it!!

At least you had sex while leafs lost.... :great:

 

[Louis XIV]

Your 'meatflaps' are so sexy!

Pimples look good on you!

Of course that's cellulite!

Yes, they are kinda droopy...

Hey! Your mole changed colors!

Did your ass get FATTER!?

The dog licked your dildo.

Your results came back 'positive'!

 

[DB123]

Your 'meatflaps' are so sexy!


Yes, they are kinda droopy...

These two are being analyzed for compliance...I'm thinking that's 6 words apiece, especially meat flaps

 

[oldguyzer]

Are those teeth in there????

 

[DB123]

Umm...here...your tampon

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Hi my name is Madman