Men take dead pal out partying

[Wanker]

LOL, just like the movie.



Two men are charged after they drove their dead friend around Denver on a night of partying that included Mexican food and a strip bar.
Jeffrey Jarrett, 43, was unresponsive when his two pals went to pick him up Aug. 27 so they put him in a car and went out for a night of booze and food using the dead man's bank card, according to Denver Post.com.

The Post likened the event to a "less amusing real-life version of the film Weekend at Bernie's" that resulted in two men being charged.
The accused drove Jarrett, who was born in Toronto, around town and left him in the back seat of the car while they went to a restaurant and a bar, after which they took him home and continued on with their night of fun, courtesy of Jarrett's bank card.

At 4 a.m. the two men flagged down a Glendale police officer and said they suspected their buddy was at home dead, the Post reported.
No cause of death has been determined for Jarrett, a father of a six-year-old son and a real estate agent.
Denver authorities have charged Robert Jeffrey Young, 43, and Mark Rubinson, 25, with abusing a corpse, identity theft and criminal impersonation.

They are free on bail.

 

[AMd'MAN]

 

[Al Bumin]

 

[a 1 player]

Charged really? Well I guess so. Though I hope my buddies do the same with me when I come to pass. Unfortunately, I think getting me a BJ might be crossing the line.

 

[TINY]

Charged really? Well I guess so. Though I hope my buddies do the same with me when I come to pass. Unfortunately, I think getting me a BJ might be crossing the line.

Funny

 

[tboy]

I have one question/statement: when you die, you vacate your bowels.....(they never show that on TV) so, unless this guy gave himself an enema before expiring, he probably had a load in his shorts......

On the surface you think it'd be a good thing and I too hope my buddies would do the same but I can see the authoritie's point: there should have been an investigation to determine if foul play was involved.

I see them getting probation or a suspended sentence. I see them saying in court: Listen your honor, he was a good friend of ours, we knew him better than anyone and he'd have wanted us to carry on and not let him dying spoil our evening.

I could see them trying to bring him into a strip club:
The bouncer: you're buddy's wasted, he can't come in
The Guys: he ain't wasted, he's dead
The Bouncer: I don't care how tired he is, he can't come in
The Guys: he won't cause any trouble, I assure you heheheh

 

[Analme]

I have one question/statement: when you die, you vacate your bowels.....(they never show that on TV) so, unless this guy gave himself an enema before expiring, he probably had a load in his shorts......

You sure that's the case in all deaths bud? I'm only asking because I'm curious. The morbid side of me wants to know.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I've heard that about the bowels as well. So much for "Dying with dignity" Your last act is to shit your pants.

 

[Icebank]

Though I hope my buddies do the same with me when I come to pass. Unfortunately.

Same wishes here. Nothing better than going out in a big bang.