Misfits

[Art Mann]

Hey, where did Jimmy Swaggart disappear to?

I was looking forward to a full afternoon's entertainment with his preaching. Talk about slam/bam/thankyouma'am!

In & out in less than an hour ... and didn't even bother to shower. Barely enough time for decent foreplay.

And with dear Bliss begging him to save her soul in another thread, surely he must have experienced a gratifying sense of immediate progress.

 

[Art Mann]

Is $15,000 a month too much to spend on escorts? Just asking.

Nope. But it's definitely too much to spend on lawyers because it's not nearly as much fun when they fuck you.

 

[Prick]

We have a real prick now :shout:

 

[papasmerf]

Is $15,000 a month too much to spend on escorts? Just asking.

why did you cut back on the allotment??

 

[Baz]

Art, you really seem to have your knickers in a knot. Is your guilt of paying for sex gnawing at the very core of your being? Yes, I mis-spelled a word, woe is me but at least I live with a clean conscience and a healthy std free body. Do you people not fear std's if not then really, how smart are you?

Blissful and Sillygirl I am aware that neither of you is a hooker. Why would you both participate in this underworld of misguided individuals? Join me in trying to save these sinners instead of placing them on a pedestal with medals, pictures and false praise.

 

[Guido]

Art, you really seem to have your knickers in a knot. Is your guilt of paying for sex gnawing at the very core of your being? Yes, I mis-spelled a word, woe is me but at least I live with a clean conscience and a healthy std free body. Do you people not fear std's if not then really, how smart are you?

Blissful and Sillygirl I am aware that neither of you is a hooker. Why would you both participate in this underworld of misguided individuals? Join me in trying to save these sinners instead of placing them on a pedestal with medals, pictures and false praise.

I'm definitely not offering you any protection but I am taking bets that you will not make it past the weekend!

 

[train]

Art, you really seem to have your knickers in a knot. Is your guilt of paying for sex gnawing at the very core of your being? Yes, I mis-spelled a word, woe is me but at least I live with a clean conscience and a healthy std free body. Do you people not fear std's if not then really, how smart are you?

Blissful and Sillygirl I am aware that neither of you is a hooker. Why would you both participate in this underworld of misguided individuals? Join me in trying to save these sinners instead of placing them on a pedestal with medals, pictures and false praise.

You really are ignorant aren't you. People here are probably a hell of a lot more knowledgeable careful about safe sex than you and the average person on the street. I assume you don't have sex so yes you are probably safer than we. BTW I have never had an STD either.

You are a curiously odd little lurker aren't you ? The religious nutbar element is beginning to come out. Perhaps a better use of your time would be to save the pedophile priests who probably need you to teach them about STD's.

 

[papasmerf]

Art, you really seem to have your knickers in a knot. Is your guilt of paying for sex gnawing at the very core of your being? Yes, I mis-spelled a word, woe is me but at least I live with a clean conscience and a healthy std free body. Do you people not fear std's if not then really, how smart are you?

Blissful and Sillygirl I am aware that neither of you is a hooker. Why would you both participate in this underworld of misguided individuals? Join me in trying to save these sinners instead of placing them on a pedestal with medals, pictures and false praise.

??????

 

[Baz]

Train, in my life time I have slept with a total of 2 women. One I was engaged too and the other I married and have been very happily married for 8 years. The odds of me having an std are zero, you on the other hand have had sex with women that have slept with an average of 3 to 6 men a day X 5 days, think about it, it's staggering!

Guido, grow up! How old are you 10?

 

[papasmerf]

Train, in my life time I have slept with a total of 2 women. One I was engaged too and the other I married and have been very happily married for 8 years. The odds of me having an std are zero, you on the other hand have had sex with women that have slept with an average of 3 to 6 men a day X 5 days, think about it, it's staggering!

Guido, grow up! How old are you 10?

you had to call off the other engagement because your wife found out?

 

[Guido]

Guido, grow up! How old are you 10?

 

[a 1 player]

Train, in my life time I have slept with a total of 2 women. One I was engaged too and the other I married and have been very happily married for 8 years.

Damn, that must be rough. How do you know if you've ever had good sex?

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Train, in my life time I have slept with a total of 2 women. One I was engaged too and the other I married and have been very happily married for 8 years. The odds of me having an std are zero, you on the other hand have had sex with women that have slept with an average of 3 to 6 men a day X 5 days, think about it, it's staggering!

Well not zero right? Your happily married wife could be fooling around on you. Ever consider that?

 

[Reverse]

Well not zero right? Your happily married wife could be fooling around on you. Ever consider that?

Maybe his wife is living a double life. His wife by night and a hooker by day. Omg, now wouldn't that be ironic:rofl!:

 

[a 1 player]

Maybe his wife is living a double life. His wife by night and a hooker by day. Omg, now wouldn't that be ironic:rofl!:

I'd hit that for $300/hr.

 

[tboy]

I'm so scared of a bunch of half wits who feel the need to pay for sex. You all sport little pictures with some having medals by your name and one of you so called brilliant folks have the odasity to call me a loser. You should all look in the mirror for the big L on your foreheads.

Art, what do you do? I'm thinking you must be a rocket scientist based on your level of intelligence.

Educate brilliant one, how much do you spend on hookers per month?

Spellcheck is your friend nutter lol....before you go harping on someone else's intelligent level, and about looking in the mirror, maybe you'd better look in the mirror yourself? I mean seriously, I can excuse bliss because she just doesn't understand what spell check is but come on, it's the least you can do!

As for real women, umm are you saying escorts aren't real women? OMFG I've put my dick in a cyborg! SHOCKING (or was that their power pack shorting out? lol).

If you took the time to actually learn a little about the industry, and the people who partake, you might have a different attitude (though I doubt it).

Tell me, do you have nightly or weekly conversations with your imaginary friend in the white robe who lives in the sky? Wait, don't tell me, you're a a a scientologist? You believe in Koonu and his flying ship and the fact that he was here 100,000 years before everyone else? LOL....

BTW: dude, do you ask real men for real dates or do you just man the glory holes and take what you can get?

Also, have you ever sucked a dick you didn't like?

 

[tboy]

Train, in my life time I have slept with a total of 2 women. One I was engaged too and the other I married and have been very happily married for 8 years. The odds of me having an std are zero, you on the other hand have had sex with women that have slept with an average of 3 to 6 men a day X 5 days, think about it, it's staggering!

Guido, grow up! How old are you 10?

LOL as his jaw hits the floor when the doctor informs him that he has an std, hiv or other communicable disease.....

As for his wife cheating on him, just wait until she tries a guy with experience lol........2 women? Do you even KNOW what to do with a pussy? How about this thing called a...clit....do you even know where it is? And no, you can't find it on GPS either so don't even TRY lol.....

 

[-b]

Now don't get me wrong but I am into saving sinners...and they are trying to get them out of the church, politics, lets not forget husbands and wives.....Only 8 years married.....Never look at another woman, had fantasies, even jerking off can be considered a sin.......

8 years of marriage and when you get bored...what divorce.. or if she decides not to BJ you or have sex once a month then what or you with her.....because women cheat just the same.....Now I just feel you came in trying to cause some issue....and the more you write the more I feel like there is something up with this......
A real Bible Thumper would have given chapters in the Bible...or Readings but I do not even think you are one of them......
So what is your game........

 

[tboy]

Art, you really seem to have your knickers in a knot. Is your guilt of paying for sex gnawing at the very core of your being? Yes, I mis-spelled a word, woe is me but at least I live with a clean conscience and a healthy std free body. Do you people not fear std's if not then really, how smart are you?

Blissful and Sillygirl I am aware that neither of you is a hooker. Why would you both participate in this underworld of misguided individuals? Join me in trying to save these sinners instead of placing them on a pedestal with medals, pictures and false praise.

As the doctor tells him he has cancer or CVD LOL

Dude, do you think STDs are the only communicable disease out there? Hell, YOU could have any number of diseases simply by using a public toilet!

I bet you even touch the door knob when LEAVING a public toilet.....now that is priceless!

 

[Jesus Quintana]