More humour, less cheese please....

[Iambad]

So newbie here, coming in with a fresh perspective.... Where is the humour? Too much cheese, sleaze and false eroticism.... Call me crazy, but sexy to me is brains, personality, looks of course, a sense of self as a sexual being, responsiveness, and HUMOUR!

Would love to be known as the comedienne of escorts.... Unfortunately afraid that given my unfortunate German heritage, I lack the genetics to completely pull it off.... (Lily Tomlin - I long for your brilliance!) however, sufficiently witty to get by.... But seriously.... Do you guys really buy the SP Super sexual posts? I can't read them without giggling..... And I'm an SP! LOL!

I know , bitchy cow.... But that is what 40 years, 3 kids and a crazy life gets you.... A perverse perspective.... Just can't take it all so seriously anymore!

Anneliese

We have a winner here :biggrin2:

 

[Transient]

When does the funny start? :search2:

 

[-b]

Knock, knock....

Hi Anneliese, nice to meet you.....Hope you enjoy yourself.......
Play Safe with a smile Dear......
Now Play Nice......well not too nice...:wink2:

 

[Wise Guy]

@ Blissful..... LOVE, LOVE your name btw.... I always play nice.... But if some little girl thinks she can come into my playground and lip off.... Well, she needs to be prepared to be bitch-slapped..... Just saying....

Anneliese

Whatever you say but just remember Blissful is like one of our own so respect her at all times.

 

[Art Mann]

.... Irony is a bitch isn't it?... Or do you even know what that means?

Do you?

. . . if some little girl thinks she can come into my playground and lip off.... Well, she needs to be prepared to be bitch-slapped..... Just saying....

Who just arrived in whose playground and started lipping off?

 

[Transient]

SillyGirl is a respected contributor to the board Anneliese. It is unfortunate that you choose to come onto the board and introduce yourself by slinging insults and threats. Your personality, so far has exhibited nothing more than pettiness.

 

[-b]

Erm ...hello? Here I am? Do you read me? Please radio headquarters with intelligence, or some facsimile thereof. I'll take a filthy limerick in a pinch as well.

Anneliese, this Lola....she can write beautifully.....
I can see you both whipping up a storm:wink2: In a naughty way....

 

[Art Mann]

Miss Lola exhibits cutting humour. Annaliese is just cutting cheese.

 

[Anneliese]

No worries Blissful .... You are lovely..... And I am sure so is Lola.... And it is my sincere hope to meet you both someday.... What has been rather lost from my post is the sentiment that i was hoping for more than this false facade of overt eroticism that I see being portrayed on the boards.... But rather utilizing enticement in more subtle and clever, humourous ways..... Sillygirl took umbrage, but that is HER issue.... We are not puppets or slaves to male base desire.... But rather sexual attraction can manifest in more subtle, and seductive ways..... That is my point.....


Anneliese

 

[Transient]

I started some funny. What else do you keep me on the payroll for?

It's about time you arrived, this thread was dying.

 

[HOF]

If you hadn't posted a website, I would have sworn you are Vikki Blue. Hmmm, maybe Annabelle?

 

[Art Mann]

That's what I thought too, watching her pour gas all over herself and reach for the matches.

Clearly her daddy wasted his money buying her a copy of Dale Carnegie's How To Win Friends And Influence People.

(Or maybe she got the version edited by Vikki Blue)

 

[celticman]

That's what I thought too, watching her pour gas all over herself and reach for the matches.

Clearly her daddy wasted his money buying her a copy of Dale Carnegie's How To Win Friends And Influence People.

(Or maybe she got the version edited by Vikki Blue)

+1 ..... The Edsel had a better marketing program than this. Redefines self-immolation, (which now that I have typed it, looks kinda sexual :sorry2...Not.

 

[BuzzSaw]

Wow, drama finally! Time to break out the pop corn, somebody pass the cheese please!

SillyGirl I poured you a tequilla. I didn't forget baby!

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Annaliese, $350 an hour, really?? :SayWhat?: No offence but why?

 

[papasmerf]

Anneliese

What do you want from life?

 

[oldguyzer]

Weird responses from a lady apparently trying to win friends and promote her business here. Celticman's self-immolation comment seems bang on. Hey, to each their own...

 

[SillyGirl]

It's funny how once a comment gets quoted, it never goes away no matter how much editing the author tries to do.

Anneliese are you familiar with the Ignore function? If not, you should try it out on me. That way you would get to see it from both sides.

Happy hobbying! :go:

 

[Madman]

I think the lady got off to the wrong foot. I believe she wants a friend. I can provide that friend because I have a crusty little friend that will always befriend a lady in need.



Anna, I like your pink phone!!:BigHug: Big hug!!

 

[peace]

Stop stealing ANto's job! He's protected by the union. SPare me with your senority crap as he has it more than you.