My dad has a bigger dick than I do!

[zippit]

What the fuck is up with that shit? Now I'm not 100% positive on this, but his current wife has inferred that one of the reasons she married him was he had a huge dick. Also, my step sister happened to see it when he was hospitalized (bad car accident) while they were changing his bandages and she was quite speechless. Not the "I just saw my dad penis" kind of speechless, but the "HOLY FUCK THAT'S BIG" speechless.

Now maybe their background penis that they are using for reference were very small (I doubt that's the case) or maybe my dad has got himself a huge cock. If he does, why am I so average? This confuses me. Maybe I got the cock size from my mothers side. Haven't heard anything about them, but the males in that family are predominately English, so it would make sense....

Why the fuck I think about this shit I'll never know cause I don't care if my dicks big enough for you, cause it's big enough for me.

FUCK YOU GENETICS!!!!

 

[Blackrock13]

You think too much. Maybe you got those genes from your mom's side. What's the word on your mom's brothers and father?

 

[smylee52]

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You need to be sure of this so I suggest you show your step sister your dick and then ask her how you measure up to dad . You can't go through life not knowing

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FYI - Knew a guy (virgin) who married his high school sweetheart (not virgin) and she'd slept around with some well hung boys so when they got together she told him she was happy his dick wasn't big . For twenty years he thought he was average because he had only been with her . After they divorced and he started dating 10 out of 10 "experienced women" complimented him on his larger then average dick . You really need to get second and third opinions .

 

[Nothingtodo]

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You really need to get second and third opinions .

You dudes are on today with the one liners.

 

[papasmerf]

But rumor has it that Zippit has larger breasts than his dad.

 

[Limenti]

But rumor has it that Zippit has larger breasts than his dad.

 

[The Lone Ranger]

.FYI - Knew a guy (virgin) who married his high school sweetheart (not virgin) and she'd slept around with some well hung boys so when they got together she told him she was happy his dick wasn't big . For twenty years he thought he was average because he had only been with her . After they divorced and he started dating 10 out of 10 "experienced women" complimented him on his larger then average dick . You really need to get second and third opinions .

Interestin' story son. Scratchin' my head though about them particular circumstances where you decided to have this little chat with another dude about the size of his dick...? Superbowl Halftime? :he: Somehow for me an my pals, it just aint a topic that comes up much in casual conversation...

 

[papasmerf]

Interestin' story son. Scratchin' my head though about them particular circumstances where you decided to have this little chat with another dude about the size of his dick...? Superbowl Halftime? :he: Somehow for me an my pals, it just aint a topic that comes up much in casual conversation...

Could be he just has some "special friends"

 

[smylee52]

Interestin' story son. Scratchin' my head though about them particular circumstances where you decided to have this little chat with another dude about the size of his dick...? Superbowl Halftime? :he: Somehow for me an my pals, it just aint a topic that comes up much in casual conversation...

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Well pardner we were jawin on how the little heifers go plum loco when we let the bull out of the barn and started sharing stories of how being well hung has presented some interesting adventures . Not surprised you haven't engaged in this conversation .

 

[papasmerf]

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Well pardner we were jawin on how the little heifers go plum loco when we let the bull out of the barn and started sharing stories of how being well hung has presented some interesting adventures . Not surprised you haven't engaged in this conversation .

Can you hope on one foot while telling that story?

 

[lagavulin]

Please do not breed.

 

[JackassJack]

Who gives a fuck about your or your father's dick anyway:grrrrrr:

 

[Blackrock13]

Please do not breed.

Who gives a fuck about your or your father's dick anyway:grrrrrr:

Too late Laggie.

 

[SloCumHeat]

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You need to be sure of this so I suggest you show your step sister your dick and then ask her how you measure up to dad . You can't go through life not knowing

I agree with smylee.

Zippitt, I think you HAVE to get your step-sisters opinion! There's always a chance your dad had a boner while his step-daughter was helping him change the bandages.

btw, is your step sister hot?

 

[jumpingjackflash]

Keep telling yourself, it's not the size that counts and you will sleep fine. You might not get laid often but you will sleep like a baby.

 

[oagre]

I would confront your dad about this. Both of you drop your pants, maybe with your step sister there as an independent source. Check each other out. Maybe touch it and rub it a little and try and get your dad hard. And then you'll know for sure.

And then, of course, there is the well known story of Louis XIII of France, isn't there?

 

[Raiden]

In my case when my son was born, my wife looked at me and said, HONEY, thankfully our boy is bigger than you!:gasp::grrrrrr:

I really need to divorce the lady!:grrrrrr:

 

[Zombie]

My dad had a bigger dick than me too....WHEN I WAS 3!