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My rant on cottage bound drivers - drunk drivers, skunks and weather.

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Last minute decisions led my lady to visit friends on Wasaga beach before going to Tboy land. Decided to take Airport road trying to avoid the 400. Got stuck behind a red Honda going 60-70 on the 80 permitted. Had a hard time passing her- (YES it was a her) because of the heavy rain but she kept putting on her breaks at every downhill. Piss of to you lady, learn how to drive.

Half way there, 5 minutes after you pass the Tim Horton's there is a ride check up. I could not believe the amount of cars on the side that were stopped. I asked the cop are they really all drunk drivers. He doesn't say anything to me but just nods his head in discuss. Shame on you drunks.

At my friend's place had a couple of drinks and late bbq then their dogs dashes towards them crying and on the grass turning his face back and forth. We all smell a bad odor. A skunk attacked him or he attacked him. Who cares, the smell was bad. Dog went to the shower then we took him to the lake around midnight hoping the water can wash off the smell.

To make a long story short. 1 pm now, we all took showers but the skunk smell still hinders in the dog and some on our bodies. The cottage house still has the skunk smell. Shit, next time don't deviate on your plans and don't listen to your lady.
 
Imagine if you would have kept to your original plans?.

This wouldn't have happened. The old cliche that everything happens for a reason doesn't make up for it that you will be smelling like a skunk for days :don'twantto-see:/
 
Boing, you should write a book about your experiences. Did they ever found the dog you were chasing on the 401?
 
At my friend's place had a couple of drinks and late bbq then their dogs dashes towards them crying and on the grass turning his face back and forth. We all smell a bad odor. A skunk attacked him or he attacked him. Who cares, the smell was bad. Dog went to the shower then we took him to the lake around midnight hoping the water can wash off the smell.

To make a long story short. 1 pm now, we all took showers but the skunk smell still hinders in the dog and some on our bodies. The cottage house still has the skunk smell. Shit, next time don't deviate on your plans and don't listen to your lady.

Remember the skunks have the same rights (re: the environment and its nature) as your beloved raccoons.
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Tomato juice is your friend. Bathe the dog in it or buy the skunk off spray in your local pet store.
 
Tell them to get rid of the dog.

That should work. :-Cool/"
 
I'd get rid of the lady for having the dumbass idea in the first place.
 
Go to PetSmart and buy Skunk Off and always keep it handy.

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Jasper said:
Is the smell gone yet?

Left with all the windows open and the smell still lingered this morning. Doggie had only a small hint of smell.
 
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