"Take your time, the world will wait;
Take another whiff of life, moments before you sober up.
Addicted to the racing heartbeat,
To your bursting imagination;
To the exhiliration that touches the very depth of you."
- Excerpt from "Matter of Time", 1993
Wow. Just, "wow". That's the TL;DR version of this experience. But for those of you who want a few more details.... read on. I hope you'll enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy telling it over.
The Background
After helping Rebecca Richardson live out one of her #BeckyBirthday wishes (), I decided that she owed me one, and decided to contact her about helping me live out mine. Something that I'd never forget. Something that I'd never be able to tell any of my friends or family - until I'm old enough that they'd just think I'm senile and talking nonsense. (Oh, but I'd know...)
But what would make it EXTRA memorable? Then I remembered...
See, I thought I, the young grasshopper, had lived up to that "challenge" from the sensei DB, but apparently
OK, fine. Let's have it your way, DB. As the goddess Becky likes to say: Game on.
The Lead Up
Within a couple of days after our initial meeting, I contacted Becky and asked if she'd be up to co-ordinating this birthday extravaganza (henceforth known as #wbirkthday) and she seemed very excited to do so. So I gave her a list of ladies who I'd be interested in seeing, and asked her to put together a day of fun, but to keep the final roster a surprise.
I should note here, 6+ weeks of letting excitement and anxiety build...well, it has its ups and also its downs. By the time we got to the week of, I almost couldn't stop shaking. Two days before the date we had nailed down, I got the "#GameOn!" from Becky, followed by a, "Go die. You're fucked!" Truer words have never been spoken.
The day of arrived, and at the suggestion of ChaosTheory, I decided to pump myself up with some "Eye of the Tiger".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
The #wbirkthday Party
The cake: What birthday party is complete without cake? And following the sex-cake shenanigans from the previous #BeckyBirthday encounter, I decided that it would be a shame to let this event transpire without some baked goods. You know.. for energy. Yeah, nothing kinky here. (Hehhehehehe) In deference to DB's view that cake ≠ a player in the event, I'll leave it at that.
Player #1: Yours truly, wbirk, the birthday boy. (https://twitter.com/wbirk78) Not worth describing. Read on.
The party began when I arrived downtown (I generally hate going downtown, but I'm starting to warm up to it... My experiences there have been quite memorable) at the condo of the party hostess:
Hostess / Player #2: Rebecca Richardson ( https://twitter.com/datebecky)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8
Oh. My. God. Becky.
Ravishingly resplendent Rebecca Richardson.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. She is, quite possibly, THE courtesan par excellence. No, scratch that. Not "quite possibly".. she IS. Period. The Becky Scale is that on which other women are measured. And before I go on, I mean no offence to any of the other lovely ladies who took part in this - They are all TOP NOTCH and my #wbirkthday experience would have paled in the absence of any one of them. I'm sure my view is influenced by how much I've gotten to correspond with the lovely Miss Richardson; anyone who has had the pleasure will tell you that she has a certain fliratious charm that comes out in her correspondence that just sets the mood in a way that can't be paralleled.
Where do I start? From the moment she opens the door and sets her gaze upon you.. it's a gaze that brightens your day like the rising sun of dawn. She is a celestial vision to behold; bright as the full moon, pure as the light of the sun, awe-inspiring like the fixtures in the heavenly firmament... THAT is Rebecca Richardson. Looking like she was carved out of fine alabaster, using a technique that would put Donatello, Michaelangelo, or Bernini to shame. She is the answer to atheists - no way there is any conceivable argument that something like Rebecca Richardson happens "by chance". She is the product of an Omniscient and Omnipotent Creator. Any argument to the contrary is simply invalid.
What can I say? I'm smitten. And her charm? Her flirtatiousness? Her wit, her sense of humour, her playfulness? Don't get me started, the more I think about it the more I want to go whisk her away to where I can keep her for myself. And I'm the first to admit that I am not enough to satisfy this particular lady, so it would be a shame, a travesty for me to keep her away from all her friends.
Anyway, back to the story...
I had come to Becky's condo to drop off some stuff - the cake, some wine, and gifts ("loot bags") for all the #wbirkthday party guests as well as a hostess gift for the hostess with the mostest. After everything was settled (and after Becky's charms managed to get me UNsettled) we headed off to Oasis for a quick excursion. Being that it was my first time there, I didn't quite know what to expect, but luckily we had the place to ourselves, so it was an easy introduction to the place. I've gotta say, Becky's playfulness really comes out and sparkles at a place like this, and I had quite a blast!
Had this been the end of my #wbirkthday celebration, I would have left as the happiest man on the planet. But no, there was more... So much more! And so...
After some aquatic fun, Becky and I headed back to her condo to settle in and await the other party guests. Trying to find some mood music, we hit the jackpot when Becky found a multi-track mega-long playlist titled "Baby-Making Music". No, really. (Check it out for yourselves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZn24u2Qqts&list=PL85624FB5B80E6CDA). Quite the interesting repertoire. Thank you, YouTube!
Now, I had no idea who the guests were nor in which order they were set to show up. So, I was thrilled to see that the first guest was one who was among the top of my "dying-to-meet" list:
Guest #1 / Player #3: Naomi Nixion ( https://twitter.com/naominixion)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnRS3A_iIYg
Naomi's a lady I've been wanting to get to know for quite some time, and she definitely did NOT disappoint. A charming sweetheart and a gorgeous brunette (my vice) who loves to tease us on Twitter with her #boobies, and they're even more spectacular in person! Definitely glad that she was able to take part in the festivities.
Opened the wine, poured some glasses, and had a couple of minutes of meet-and-greet. Naomi came off as a very classy, fun, and pleasant lady... exactly what I had hoped for.
Now that the party had officially started, it was time to shed all the useless garments and have some fun!
https://youtu.be/0UIB9Y4OFPs
The next half-hour or so was a whirlwind of all kinds of debauchery - the blood was definitely not flowing to the brain, so you'll have to excuse that I don't remember all the details. But I can tell you that these two ladies have quite the skill set in the arts of pleasure, and left me floating in a transcendent state that I will not likely soon forget.
AND THEN...
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Guest #2 / Player #4: Rebecca Neals ( https://twitter.com/RebeccaNeals)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
Rebecca describes herself as a "sexy librarian" - I can definitely agree with this description.. she has that look that lends itself very well to a librarian or a teacher, the ones that you'd fantasize about. Two of the most stunning natural breasts I've ever had the pleasure to gaze upon, and a very alluring figure.. she was probably the quietest of the bunch, but you know what they say about the quiet ones...
Didn't have too much time alone with the terrific trio of Becky, Naomi, and Rebecca, because almost as soon as I managed to take in the magnitude of what was happening, another two guests were arriving at the party:
Guest #3 / Player #5: Malika Fantasy ( https://twitter.com/MalikaFantasy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNSxNsr4wmA
Malika is an incredibly pretty lady with a voracious appetite for fun. Was amazing to see her in this sort of atmosphere, with not only her "wifey" on hand, but other women as well. I imagine she's the type who transforms any such party into a real "event". Wish I could say more about her, but by this point I was in such a daze that it was hard to take it all in.
AND - last, but most certainly, not least:
Guest #4 / Player #6: Daley (Eye Candy) ( https://twitter.com/DaleyDDD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFfK-mh1kQ
As I said last time, Daley is simply the personification of sex. She brings an energy that's just out of this world, bundles it up with a great sense of humour, a wickedly awesome smile, and a mischievous-yet-fun personality that leaves you wanting more. And more. And more. And more. (You get the drift...) And it doesn't hurt that she's SMOKING hot.
(Guest #5 / Player #7: Unfortunately, a last-minute cancellation. Hopefully Becky can get her to attend if we ever do this again.)
Once all the party attendees were assembled, it was time for... CAKE! With guests in various states of undress, refreshements (cake and wine) were served and we got to mingle, take pictures (YES, THERE ARE PICTURES), and shoot the breeze, get to know each other. After that was all done with... back to the fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTfIr_euGTs
:SayWhat?:
The details of the next hour are blurry, as are those of the entire party once things got started, or even the lead-up part of the day, when my nervousness had me near hallucinations. But some memories include (but are most definitely NOT limited to:
Epilogue
I can't express enough appreciation to Becky for putting this together and to the other ladies who made this THE most memorable experience for me as of yet. Was great to spend time with Becky and Daley again, and to meet Naomi, Rebecca, and Malika. I'd absolutely love the opportunity to spend more time getting to know those three.
I highly recommend spending time in the company of any of these five fine ladies, either individually or in tandem - they played VERY nicely together, and with me (except for a certain someone who COULDN'T STOP FLICKING MY NUTS <sorry, I'm still a bit bitter about that>), and their company is, bar none, what dreams are made of.
Oh, and before I take leave:
DB, your move. I look forward to being taught a lesson by the master, as only you (and a select very few others) can. :wink:
Now, to plan next year...
Take another whiff of life, moments before you sober up.
Addicted to the racing heartbeat,
To your bursting imagination;
To the exhiliration that touches the very depth of you."
- Excerpt from "Matter of Time", 1993
Wow. Just, "wow". That's the TL;DR version of this experience. But for those of you who want a few more details.... read on. I hope you'll enjoy reading it as much as I enjoy telling it over.
The Background
After helping Rebecca Richardson live out one of her #BeckyBirthday wishes (), I decided that she owed me one, and decided to contact her about helping me live out mine. Something that I'd never forget. Something that I'd never be able to tell any of my friends or family - until I'm old enough that they'd just think I'm senile and talking nonsense. (Oh, but I'd know...)
But what would make it EXTRA memorable? Then I remembered...
DB123 said:And now....Ten Apples Up On Top!
by Theo LeSieg, (as revised by DB123)
One {gorgeous woman} up on top.
Two {gorgeous women} up on top.
Look, you. I can do it, too.
Wbirk: Look! See! I can do three!
DB123: Three... Three... I see. I see.
You can do three but I can do more.
You have three but I have four.
See, I thought I, the young grasshopper, had lived up to that "challenge" from the sensei DB, but apparently
DB123 said:Excellent review, however....cake does not count as a person.
OK, fine. Let's have it your way, DB. As the goddess Becky likes to say: Game on.
The Lead Up
Within a couple of days after our initial meeting, I contacted Becky and asked if she'd be up to co-ordinating this birthday extravaganza (henceforth known as #wbirkthday) and she seemed very excited to do so. So I gave her a list of ladies who I'd be interested in seeing, and asked her to put together a day of fun, but to keep the final roster a surprise.
I should note here, 6+ weeks of letting excitement and anxiety build...well, it has its ups and also its downs. By the time we got to the week of, I almost couldn't stop shaking. Two days before the date we had nailed down, I got the "#GameOn!" from Becky, followed by a, "Go die. You're fucked!" Truer words have never been spoken.
The day of arrived, and at the suggestion of ChaosTheory, I decided to pump myself up with some "Eye of the Tiger".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4
The #wbirkthday Party
The cake: What birthday party is complete without cake? And following the sex-cake shenanigans from the previous #BeckyBirthday encounter, I decided that it would be a shame to let this event transpire without some baked goods. You know.. for energy. Yeah, nothing kinky here. (Hehhehehehe) In deference to DB's view that cake ≠ a player in the event, I'll leave it at that.
Player #1: Yours truly, wbirk, the birthday boy. (https://twitter.com/wbirk78) Not worth describing. Read on.
The party began when I arrived downtown (I generally hate going downtown, but I'm starting to warm up to it... My experiences there have been quite memorable) at the condo of the party hostess:
Hostess / Player #2: Rebecca Richardson ( https://twitter.com/datebecky)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrGw_cOgwa8
Oh. My. God. Becky.
Ravishingly resplendent Rebecca Richardson.
I've said it before, and I'll say it again. She is, quite possibly, THE courtesan par excellence. No, scratch that. Not "quite possibly".. she IS. Period. The Becky Scale is that on which other women are measured. And before I go on, I mean no offence to any of the other lovely ladies who took part in this - They are all TOP NOTCH and my #wbirkthday experience would have paled in the absence of any one of them. I'm sure my view is influenced by how much I've gotten to correspond with the lovely Miss Richardson; anyone who has had the pleasure will tell you that she has a certain fliratious charm that comes out in her correspondence that just sets the mood in a way that can't be paralleled.
Where do I start? From the moment she opens the door and sets her gaze upon you.. it's a gaze that brightens your day like the rising sun of dawn. She is a celestial vision to behold; bright as the full moon, pure as the light of the sun, awe-inspiring like the fixtures in the heavenly firmament... THAT is Rebecca Richardson. Looking like she was carved out of fine alabaster, using a technique that would put Donatello, Michaelangelo, or Bernini to shame. She is the answer to atheists - no way there is any conceivable argument that something like Rebecca Richardson happens "by chance". She is the product of an Omniscient and Omnipotent Creator. Any argument to the contrary is simply invalid.
What can I say? I'm smitten. And her charm? Her flirtatiousness? Her wit, her sense of humour, her playfulness? Don't get me started, the more I think about it the more I want to go whisk her away to where I can keep her for myself. And I'm the first to admit that I am not enough to satisfy this particular lady, so it would be a shame, a travesty for me to keep her away from all her friends.
Anyway, back to the story...
I had come to Becky's condo to drop off some stuff - the cake, some wine, and gifts ("loot bags") for all the #wbirkthday party guests as well as a hostess gift for the hostess with the mostest. After everything was settled (and after Becky's charms managed to get me UNsettled) we headed off to Oasis for a quick excursion. Being that it was my first time there, I didn't quite know what to expect, but luckily we had the place to ourselves, so it was an easy introduction to the place. I've gotta say, Becky's playfulness really comes out and sparkles at a place like this, and I had quite a blast!
Had this been the end of my #wbirkthday celebration, I would have left as the happiest man on the planet. But no, there was more... So much more! And so...
After some aquatic fun, Becky and I headed back to her condo to settle in and await the other party guests. Trying to find some mood music, we hit the jackpot when Becky found a multi-track mega-long playlist titled "Baby-Making Music". No, really. (Check it out for yourselves: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZn24u2Qqts&list=PL85624FB5B80E6CDA). Quite the interesting repertoire. Thank you, YouTube!
Now, I had no idea who the guests were nor in which order they were set to show up. So, I was thrilled to see that the first guest was one who was among the top of my "dying-to-meet" list:
Guest #1 / Player #3: Naomi Nixion ( https://twitter.com/naominixion)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnRS3A_iIYg
Naomi's a lady I've been wanting to get to know for quite some time, and she definitely did NOT disappoint. A charming sweetheart and a gorgeous brunette (my vice) who loves to tease us on Twitter with her #boobies, and they're even more spectacular in person! Definitely glad that she was able to take part in the festivities.
Opened the wine, poured some glasses, and had a couple of minutes of meet-and-greet. Naomi came off as a very classy, fun, and pleasant lady... exactly what I had hoped for.
Now that the party had officially started, it was time to shed all the useless garments and have some fun!
https://youtu.be/0UIB9Y4OFPs
The next half-hour or so was a whirlwind of all kinds of debauchery - the blood was definitely not flowing to the brain, so you'll have to excuse that I don't remember all the details. But I can tell you that these two ladies have quite the skill set in the arts of pleasure, and left me floating in a transcendent state that I will not likely soon forget.
AND THEN...
Knock. Knock. Knock.
Guest #2 / Player #4: Rebecca Neals ( https://twitter.com/RebeccaNeals)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0
Rebecca describes herself as a "sexy librarian" - I can definitely agree with this description.. she has that look that lends itself very well to a librarian or a teacher, the ones that you'd fantasize about. Two of the most stunning natural breasts I've ever had the pleasure to gaze upon, and a very alluring figure.. she was probably the quietest of the bunch, but you know what they say about the quiet ones...
Didn't have too much time alone with the terrific trio of Becky, Naomi, and Rebecca, because almost as soon as I managed to take in the magnitude of what was happening, another two guests were arriving at the party:
Guest #3 / Player #5: Malika Fantasy ( https://twitter.com/MalikaFantasy)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNSxNsr4wmA
Malika is an incredibly pretty lady with a voracious appetite for fun. Was amazing to see her in this sort of atmosphere, with not only her "wifey" on hand, but other women as well. I imagine she's the type who transforms any such party into a real "event". Wish I could say more about her, but by this point I was in such a daze that it was hard to take it all in.
AND - last, but most certainly, not least:
Guest #4 / Player #6: Daley (Eye Candy) ( https://twitter.com/DaleyDDD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkFfK-mh1kQ
As I said last time, Daley is simply the personification of sex. She brings an energy that's just out of this world, bundles it up with a great sense of humour, a wickedly awesome smile, and a mischievous-yet-fun personality that leaves you wanting more. And more. And more. And more. (You get the drift...) And it doesn't hurt that she's SMOKING hot.
(Guest #5 / Player #7: Unfortunately, a last-minute cancellation. Hopefully Becky can get her to attend if we ever do this again.)
Once all the party attendees were assembled, it was time for... CAKE! With guests in various states of undress, refreshements (cake and wine) were served and we got to mingle, take pictures (YES, THERE ARE PICTURES), and shoot the breeze, get to know each other. After that was all done with... back to the fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTfIr_euGTs
:SayWhat?:
The details of the next hour are blurry, as are those of the entire party once things got started, or even the lead-up part of the day, when my nervousness had me near hallucinations. But some memories include (but are most definitely NOT limited to:
- Having Oasis all to Becky and myself. The vision of Becky in the hot tub... Enough to get me hot and bothered just thinking about it.
- Becky and Naomi teaming up for one of THE most epic dual BBBJs ever in the history of mankind.
- Becky and Naomi trying to use Pavlovian cognitive psychology techniques to convert me from Habs fandom to the lowly Maple Leafs (eg, say "Habs" and flick my nuts; say "Maple Leafs" and.. well, something a hell of a lot more pleasant). (By the way, didn't work! Go Habs!!!)
- The spreader bar, used to prevent me from protecting against said flicks. WB fears the spreader bar.
- Cake with buttercream icing + nipples = fun. Math 101. Enough said. Birthdays rock, especially #wbirkthday with cake.
- Being blindfolded and playing a game of "which of the five beauties in my makeshift harem is pleasuring me?", later to be mixed in with "which of the five beauties in my makeshift harem is riding my face?" "Pin the tail on the donkey" be damned, THIS is THE party game.
- "Nurples for nurples make the whole world purple." Words of wisdom. And other memorable quotes, enough to fill a book.
Epilogue
I can't express enough appreciation to Becky for putting this together and to the other ladies who made this THE most memorable experience for me as of yet. Was great to spend time with Becky and Daley again, and to meet Naomi, Rebecca, and Malika. I'd absolutely love the opportunity to spend more time getting to know those three.
I highly recommend spending time in the company of any of these five fine ladies, either individually or in tandem - they played VERY nicely together, and with me (except for a certain someone who COULDN'T STOP FLICKING MY NUTS <sorry, I'm still a bit bitter about that>), and their company is, bar none, what dreams are made of.
Oh, and before I take leave:
Ten Apples Up On Top!
by Theo LeSieg, (as revised by DB123, and further improved by wbirk)
by Theo LeSieg, (as revised by DB123, and further improved by wbirk)
One {gorgeous woman} up on top.
Two {gorgeous women} up on top.
Look, you. I can do it, too.
Wbirk: Look! See! I can do three!
DB123: Three... Three... I see. I see.
You can do three but I can do more.
You have three but I have four.
Look! See, now.
I can hop
With four {gorgeous women}
Up on top.
And I can hop
Up on a {bed}
With four {gorgeous women}
Up on me.
Wbirk: Look here, {DB}.
See here, {DB123}.
I can get five
On top
Can you?
Two {gorgeous women} up on top.
Look, you. I can do it, too.
Wbirk: Look! See! I can do three!
DB123: Three... Three... I see. I see.
You can do three but I can do more.
You have three but I have four.
Look! See, now.
I can hop
With four {gorgeous women}
Up on top.
And I can hop
Up on a {bed}
With four {gorgeous women}
Up on me.
Wbirk: Look here, {DB}.
See here, {DB123}.
I can get five
On top
Can you?
DB, your move. I look forward to being taught a lesson by the master, as only you (and a select very few others) can. :wink:
Now, to plan next year...
What, are you kidding me? Of course I try to top it - the only question is, can I hold off a whole year?! I'm starting to think of my unbirthdays as very neglected. :wink:
