Name Improvements For Everyday Items

[Anto]

You have anymore?.

 

[Boing]

Pop = Poison.

 

[Prick]

Divorce means expensive lawyers.

 

[Willy]

Cash is cashola.

 

[Transient]

Nipple Stiffeners.

 

[Transient]

Semen Enhancer.

 

[Transient]

Text Stop.

 

[Transient]

Insta-conflict.

 

[User-E]

Text Stop.

Remind me never to ask to borrow your phone.

 

[Transient]

Prime Target.

 

[Transient]

Remind me never to ask to borrow your phone.

I never take mine out in the bathroom, afraid I will drop it, sploosh!:shout:

 

[Transient]

Which reminds me...

Electronics Dehumidifier.