Name something useless you or people you know are good at.

[Anonymous69]

I can make paper airplanes fly.

 

[papasmerf]

breathing (not me)

 

[Wanker]

I used to perfectly forge my mom's signature during high school.

 

[papasmerf]

I used to perfectly forge my mom's signature during high school.

you and your mom were in high school together????????????? :SayWhat?:

 

[Wanker]

you and your mom were in high school together????????????? :SayWhat?:

:whip:

Whenever I needed a day off school I would write a note of why I was sick and give it to the principal.

 

[oldguyzer]

Faking doctor's notes...

 

[User-E]

I can make the Vulcan 'Live long and prosper' sign - with BOTH hands - at the same time.

 

[bobistheowl]

I can make the Vulcan 'Live long and prosper' sign - with BOTH hands - at the same time.

I can do that, too. I used to be able to reach over my left shoulder, and grab the elbow of my right arm, behind my back. I can't do that anymore, but maybe could again, with practice.

I can play Purple Haze on a kazoo, and pick up and throw a tennis ball, with my left foot.

There are a few unusual things I can do with my tongue, as well, but those talents aren't useless.

 

[papasmerf]

See post #2

 

[User-E]

See post #2

:YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[bobistheowl]

:YMAPPLAUSE:

I am voluntarily unable to see post #2.

 

[papasmerf]

I am voluntarily unable to see post #2.

yes

 

[SillyGirl]

I can wiggle my ears.

 

[oldguyzer]

I can wiggle my ears.

I can wiggle your ears, too.

 

[bobistheowl]

It doesn't surprise me that Gargamel,



author of the previous post, has an affinity for Viet Namese women. I don't doubt that his jokes are much funnier, to an audience that doesn't understand English, and especially to an audience of two or more, who can converse in a language he doesn't understand.

 

[papasmerf]

See post #2

 

[oldguyzer]

It doesn't surprise me that Gargamel,



author of the previous post, has an affinity for Viet Namese women. I don't doubt that his jokes are much funnier, to an audience that doesn't understand English, and especially to an audience of two or more, who can converse in a language he doesn't understand.

Gosh, Bob...nice attempt at humour. It wasn't funny, but nice attempt.

Of course, the grammar was incorrect (wrong placement of a comma), but I expect that from you.

And, for the record, I speak Vietnamese (although jokes in English seldom translate well to Vietnamese). I lived in Saigon for many years.

And yes, I have an affinity for women... One day, if you pay enough, you might get to experience one too. Don't be scared.

 

[Mariner]

I can wiggle my ears.

Reminds me of a sig line from a retired SP:

"Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing down here"

 

[oldguyzer]

Reminds me of a sig line from a retired SP:

"Let go of my ears, I know what I am doing down here"

:LMAO:

 

[Louis XIV]

When I was still just a fetus, I could sneak out at night completely undetected, while my mom was asleep. Made for great adventures. Fortunately, it was just a phase and I eventually grew out of it.