Name your cause! Who will you hold a charity fundraiser for in 2015?

[Louis XIV]

I've decided that as a very fortunate (and frequent) pooner for the last 20 years, it's time to give back. Therefore, I will be creating a dedicated charity organization (formal name to be determined) and will be holding fundraisers all year in order to help 'Men with Undescended Testicles' find tolerant, accepting, and nonjudgemental escorts and MPA's willing to service their every sexual need and desire.

Clearly, a worthy cause for a long ignored and hugely under-serviced segment of modern society. Yay me!

PM me to make your donations, and to purchase tickets to the 2015 'MUT Grand Ball', tentatively scheduled for late December.

So, what will your 'cause celebre' be for 2015? Name your very own charitable intentions here....:wink2:

 

[oldguyzer]

The charity I've filed paperwork with the Federal Government for is "The Rest Home for Sexually Abused Donkeys". So far, only one person has donated extensively, but he then quit when he found out it was for donkeys AFTER the abuse had taken place.

 

[Wanker]

Yay you!.

 

[HOOKED]

I've formed a charity called "Give to a Smerf, Save a Madman Fund" which is beginning to garner traction.

 

[Louis XIV]

It's early, but I like where this thread is heading already! :LMAO:

 

[Anto]

Created the "Non reviewers but see SP" charity.

GST# Rt0023tfuckme

We accept donations through cash only.

 

[oldguyzer]

I've formed a charity called "Give to a Smerf, Save a Madman Fund" which is beginning to garner traction.

Mods! Papa has hijacked another handle!!! Ban the little blue twerp!!!!!

 

[Prick]

Prick for hire Ass. LTD.

 

[Mariner]

The Baz BBBJCIM Benevolent Fund.

 

[User-E]

The Retirement Home for Sexually Active Seniors

Featuring theme rooms equipped with specialized equipment, and Agencies on a daily rotation sending Companions to spend time with our residents. Complimentary Viagra prescriptions, condoms, lube and sex toys with each lease signed. Reserve your space now!

Ask about our Escorts with Alzheimer's - feels like the first time, every time.


:wink2:

 

[oldguyzer]

The Retirement Home for Sexually Active Seniors

Featuring theme rooms equipped with specialized equipment, and Agencies on a daily rotation sending Companions to spend time with our residents. Complimentary Viagra prescriptions, condoms, lube and sex toys with each lease signed. Reserve your space now!

Ask about our Escorts with Alzheimer's - feels like the first time, every time.


:wink2:

You've been to my house, I see...I just forget when. What was that about Alzheimer's again?


What were we talking about?

 

[Tooler]

The DIGITS charity club.

 

[papasmerf]

The: WE CAN FIX STUPID FOUNDATION

For just 4 cents a day, that is only One Dollar and 20 cents per month.
You can help us achieve our goal of fixing stupid.
We need just a few more pledges to reach our goal.
Once reached OG has agreed to NEUTER BOB.
We do this to prove that YOU CAN FIX STUPID

 

[oldguyzer]

Once reached OG has agreed to NEUTER BOB.

Got my surgical instruments ready for Bob:

 

[Lily Divine]

I have no charity aspirations at this point but I am quite sure those people in the next hotel room are wondering what on earth is so darn funny!

 

[Curly]

Grow your own hair Charitable club. Yeas would like to ask about "Ask about our Escorts with Alzheimer's - feels like the first time, every time".

 

[Transient]

Please give generously to help find a cure for Post Coital Marriage Proposal Syndrome. Please send all donations to Danny Devito .

Help stop PCMPS before it strikes again.

 

[Louis XIV]

I'll also be starting a new charitable fund to help those that suffer from chronic, compulsive verbal diarrhea, and who feel compelled to express publicly, every little retarded byte of data that passes through their mind as a miracle of intellectual genius, regardless of how little sense it makes, or how little interest it holds for normal human beings.

I'll call it the BITO Foundation - short for Bombastic Idiots That Obfuscate.

Please give generously and help dry up the bottomless pit of fecal drivel, omnipresent in what passes for some loathsome individuals' minds, and which threatens to inundate our daily lives with useless, boring, and completely unappealing watery excrement.

 

[oldguyzer]

Please give generously to help find a cure for Post Coital Marriage Proposal Syndrome. Please send all donations to Danny Devito .

Help stop PCMPS before it strikes again.

I suffer from the same disease :sorry2: I'll send whatever is left after I take care of a more important charity (next post).

 

[oldguyzer]

I'll also be starting a new charitable fund to help those that suffer from chronic, compulsive verbal diarrhea, and who feel compelled to express publicly, every little retarded byte of data that passes through their mind as a miracle of intellectual genius, regardless of how little sense it makes, or how little interest it holds for normal human beings.

I'll call it the BITO Foundation - short for Bombastic Idiots That Obfuscate.

Please give generously and help dry up the bottomless pit of fecal drivel, omnipresent in what passes for some loathsome individuals' minds, and which threatens to inundate our daily lives with useless, boring, and completely unappealing watery excrement.

Every last penny I have is on its way to this worthy cause. However, I suspect curing world hunger, Ebola, and the Mystery Of Madman will be completed before this cause makes much progress.