I'll also be starting a new charitable fund to help those that suffer from chronic, compulsive verbal diarrhea, and who feel compelled to express publicly, every little retarded byte of data that passes through their mind as a miracle of intellectual genius, regardless of how little sense it makes, or how little interest it holds for normal human beings.
I'll call it the BITO Foundation - short for Bombastic Idiots That Obfuscate.
Please give generously and help dry up the bottomless pit of fecal drivel, omnipresent in what passes for some loathsome individuals' minds, and which threatens to inundate our daily lives with useless, boring, and completely unappealing watery excrement.