One for the ladies

[HOF]

WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

 

[Beenthere123]

Then she woke up.

 

[smylee52]

Then she woke up.

And said " JUST FUCK ME " .

 

[BEER]

WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

Endless love stuff. How about some war of the roses shit.

 

[RayFinkel]

Then she woke up.

And said "Give me the Abraham Lincoln"

 

[tina]

Funny I just read this poem somewhere else about 5 min.ago:shock:

 

[SillyGirl]

WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man to pound me deep
One who is handsome, smart and strong
One who has a rock-hard schlong
One who thinks before he speaks
One whose tongue brings me to peaks
I pray he's rich and self-employed
When I kiss girls won't be annoyed
Pull out my chair and hold my hand
Sometimes he'll ask, sometimes demand
Oh send a king to make me queen
Please make sure he's at least eighteen
I pray this man will love some others
and have many sexy brothers.

:tongue:

 

[Juanthepervert]

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man to pound me deep
One who is handsome, smart and strong
One who has a rock-hard schlong
One who thinks before he speaks
One whose tongue brings me to peaks
I pray he's rich and self-employed
When I kiss girls won't be annoyed
Pull out my chair and hold my hand
Sometimes he'll ask, sometimes demand
Oh send a king to make me queen
Please make sure he's at least eighteen
I pray this man will love some others
and have many sexy brothers.

:tongue:

Priceless.

 

[HOF]

Before I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a man to pound me deep
One who is handsome, smart and strong
One who has a rock-hard schlong
One who thinks before he speaks
One whose tongue brings me to peaks
I pray he's rich and self-employed
When I kiss girls won't be annoyed
Pull out my chair and hold my hand
Sometimes he'll ask, sometimes demand
Oh send a king to make me queen
Please make sure he's at least eighteen
I pray this man will love some others
and have many sexy brothers.

:tongue:

Is that what you said to the fellow on the weekend?

 

[sarahlegs]

A poem for hof to cof

A poem for hof to cof

Before i lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who will fuck me deep,
One who is muscly, big and strong,
One who fucks me all night long,
One who thinks before he leaks!!!!!
A prolonged orgasim, he is for keeps,
I pray that he will frequently pay,
For hot girls with me to play,
SO when he's fucking me hard from behind,
My mouth in her pussy,
Her juice makes me blind,
I pray he won't fantasize about my mother,
Or ever try to sleep with my brother,
I pray this man will love no other,
Till boredom creeps to desire another!!!!!

 

[Marcus]

Before i lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who will fuck me deep,
One who is muscly, big and strong,
One who fucks me all night long,
One who thinks before he leaks!!!!!
A prolonged orgasim, he is for keeps,
I pray that he will frequently pay,
For hot girls with me to play,
SO when he's fucking me hard from behind,
My mouth in her pussy,
Her juice makes me blind,
I pray he won't fantasize about my mother,
Or ever try to sleep with my brother,
I pray this man will love no other,
Till boredom creeps to desire another!!!!!

 

[tabytha]

Fun thread! Encore! Encore!