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One of life's greatest pleasures is taking a dump

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We live busy, hectic lives. Either in reality or in our minds.

I find that taking a dump really calms me down and forces me to relax and take things slowly.

Sitting on the toilet, I am forced to stop doing whatever I was doing beforehand and being stationary on a toilet really causes you to be still. And because you have nothing really to do, it is almost Yoga-like in its calmness.

I don't enjoy the feeling of deficate matter in my anal cavity, but I do like how taking a dump causes my whole world to slow down.

Nice.
 
Interesting take on it.

But you are no too far off base by implying for some it is one of the moments during a busy day they can relax.

How many folks keep books or magazines in their bathroom?

Hygienic? Not so much but few care about that.
 
Newspapers and magazines.....less and less and more and more cell phone. Just dont drop it in the toilet. :no:
 
MisterAsianLover said:
We live busy, hectic lives. Either in reality or in our minds.

I find that taking a dump really calms me down and forces me to relax and take things slowly.

Sitting on the toilet, I am forced to stop doing whatever I was doing beforehand and being stationary on a toilet really causes you to be still. And because you have nothing really to do, it is almost Yoga-like in its calmness.

I don't enjoy the feeling of deficate matter in my anal cavity, but I do like how taking a dump causes my whole world to slow down.

Nice.

Why can't you just read a book?.
 
It can be awesome but it can also be hell if you ate suicide wings the night before!
 
HOOKED said:
It can be awesome but it can also be hell if you ate suicide wings the night before!

There was a time I thought eating the hottest wings was cool.

But the fact is when you do that it is the only thing you can taste.
And that defeats the premise of good food.
Not I realize some places could not make a wing sauce to save their lives so they may it hot to cover up their inability to cook.

Find places where the food has flavor that builds and not hides.

Heat always needs sweet and salty to temper it and refresh your appetite between bites.

Your colon will thank you.
 
Prim0 said:
Don't you people have smartphones. I get tons accomplished while on the toilet!

I feel so bad for the purpose who asks to borrow your phone!:NoNoNo:
 
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