Penis size does matter Cardinal Fang.

[Pullmyfinger]

But can he have kids?.

 

[Littlefinger]

I don't think all women feel the same way about penis size.

To some, yes it is very important. To others, such as myself, it's a minor factor. Especially if the man is a great lover.

I've decided against sex with men because they were too big. I've never made that choice because a penis was too small.

SG, I think you and I would get along just fine. And I'm a great lover! I practice everyday on my own.

 

[Littlefinger]

Thank God. I want a Jamaican one.

 

[Prick]

He was way off on the landing.

She shaved the landing strip.

 

[Yamada]

Anyone mentioned the cost?.

 

[Butch]

She shaved the landing strip.

:biggrin2:

 

[Martin]

His smile must be priceless.

 

[User-E]

His smile must be priceless.

I hope he can handle it psychologically. There was a Chinese guy in 2006 who couldn't.

Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems experienced by the man and his wife.

 

[McGuinty]

I hope he can handle it psychologically. There was a Chinese guy in 2006 who couldn't.

Surgeons in China who said they performed the first successful penis transplant had to remove the donated organ because of the severe psychological problems experienced by the man and his wife.

Party pooper :wink2:

 

[Skipper]

Just had a quick impulse to feel my crotch.

 

[oldguyzer]

I always thought it can never break because it is not a bone.

It isn't. When they say "break" they mean a tear in soft tissue. Not the same thing.

 

[papasmerf]

It isn't. When they say "break" they mean a tear in soft tissue. Not the same thing.

So no Sling, sling a Shlong................make it simple to last the whole day long...............Just Sling, sling a Shlong?

 

[oldguyzer]

So no Sling, sling a Shlong................make it simple to last the whole day long...............Just Sling, sling a Shlong?

Started on the bottle early today, huh?

 

[papasmerf]

Started on the bottle early today, huh?

you did perscribe it.

 

[oldguyzer]

you did perscribe it.

It was supposed to last two weeks...

 

[papasmerf]

It was supposed to last two weeks...

and that was a month ago

 

[Prick]

Thank God. I want a Jamaican one.

You mean African American :-Cool/"

 

[User-E]

Jimmy Kimmel's 2 Penis Surgeries

Jimmy Kimmel's multiple penis surgeries are no laughing matter. The 47-year-old talk show host has revealed that he underwent two surgeries after experiencing a mysterious issue. "It just kind of closed up on its own," he told E!. "I don't know why it happened. I still don't know why."

Unfortunately, the funny man had to undergo the procedure more than once. "The guy said, 'Your urethra's closing up and you need it operated on,' and they did," Jimmy explained. "And then they said, 'Yeah, we didn't get it, it didn't quite work. We need to do it again.' And they did it again."

As for the operation, it sounds as bad as you're imagining. "It's a horrible process by the way – a horrible, horrible process," he added.

 

[McGuinty]

Jimmy Kimmel's 2 Penis Surgeries

Jimmy Kimmel's multiple penis surgeries are no laughing matter. The 47-year-old talk show host has revealed that he underwent two surgeries after experiencing a mysterious issue. "It just kind of closed up on its own," he told E!. "I don't know why it happened. I still don't know why."

Unfortunately, the funny man had to undergo the procedure more than once. "The guy said, 'Your urethra's closing up and you need it operated on,' and they did," Jimmy explained. "And then they said, 'Yeah, we didn't get it, it didn't quite work. We need to do it again.' And they did it again."

As for the operation, it sounds as bad as you're imagining. "It's a horrible process by the way – a horrible, horrible process," he added.

Hmmmmmm

 

[Purlieu]

Only time will tell if it was really successful....Poor kid though. Shouldn't have had to go through that in the first place. Has anyone ever actually seen that initiation ceremony? It was on the discovery channel a while ago...I just remember the screaming....damn