Pleasant surprises!

[Cooldaddy]

I had to pay cash for a job done in my home. Before going to the bank I remembered a jar that I had hidden in my closet and was putting small bills and coins for a while.

Guess what, didn't have to hit my checking account. There was over $1000 ++ that I completely forgot about.

Big smile on my face as I write this.

 

[Wazzap]

I never caught any sexual diseases while sluting my way in the 80's.

 

[Al Bumin]

Every morning when I wake up with a stiff one.

 

[Fleury]

I once found a five dollar bill on the sidewalk.

 

[Anonymous69]

Lucky the storm is not coming our way.

 

[Kingofthehill]

1/4 of Viagra works perfect. Dick hard money saved.

 

[cristycurves]

a super 7 loto ticket that just keeps on giving....won a free ticket then won 17$ then another free ticket, the another 17$ and another free ticket and maybe more, since I haven't checked last nights draw.
but even more pleasent is when i receive an email from someone who's been thinking of me

 

[Signingin]

Getting a call from your grandchild without being told to do so.

 

[bolt.upright]

I found a dime at the gym this morning.

 

[Redbull]

None, which is a good thing.

 

[Bubba]

1/4 of Viagra works perfect. Dick hard money saved.