Post stuff you think none have seen before.

[Bang_One]

Leuchar - Lazer Tits (D.O.T.T.S.F.) on Vimeo

 

[Melzx]

 

[50cents]

 

[demien3k5]

Things you never see?

You never see a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Shit Happens"...

You never see a really tall fat Chinese guy with red hair...

You never see a wheelchair with a rollbar...

You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed...

You never see a picture of Hillary Clinton strapping on a dildo...

 

[Admiral]

Things you never see?

You never see a Rolls Royce with a bumper sticker that says "Shit Happens"...

You never see a really tall fat Chinese guy with red hair...

You never see a wheelchair with a rollbar...

You never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed...

You never see a picture of Hillary Clinton strapping on a dildo...

:no::no:






















:rofl!:

 

[demien3k5]

Kinda' goes along with things you never hear...

You never hear this: "Dad, you really ought to drink more."

You don't hear this too often: "Do what you want to the girl, but leave ME alone!"

Here is something no one anywhere has ever heard. EVER. : "As soon as I put this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off!"

Something else you never hear: "Honey! Let's sell the children, move to Zanzibar, and start taking opium rectally!"

or this: "Mom, I got a big date tonight! Can I borrow a french tickler from YOU!?"

There are even things you don't WANT to hear...You don't want to come home from work and hear: "Honey, remember how we told the children never to play on the railroad tracks?"

You don't want to be sitting in your doctor's office and hear: "Well Jim, there's no reason you shouldn't live another 20-30 years, however you will be bleeding constantly from both eyes."

or I'm pregnant, you're the father, and I'm going to kill all three of us!

 

[God]

Heaven

 

[Guido]

 

[Gnaw]

My grandmother's tits.

 

[cristycurves]

My grandmother's tits.

:rofl!::rofl!: omg!!! So wrong but so funny

but seriously, unless you were adopted, probably "someone" saw them lol.

 

[Oldenough]

 

[A-Legend]

 

[Signingin]

Breast implants could save gunshot victims: Study | HEALTH | Health & Fitness |

 

[Devilonfloor]

 

[God]

 

[JpMorgan]

UgPrILacDews - Video Dailymotion

 

[JJ Mitchell]