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Preparing for SXM

Kirk Lazarus

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Raiden will be our tour guide to mongering in St. Maarten in several days, but I want to do some research on my own. This is what I found on internationalsexguide from a guy named Lucky Strike who was in SXM last weekend.

SXM last weekend

Visited SXM for a few days.

IMHO, Carolina bar has the best line-up I've seen during the "low season. " Around 40 chicas, and I was instantly attracted to at least 25 of them. 10 months ago I could hardly count 5 that I was attracted to.

Hypnotic has around 15 chicas, and I'd "do" all but 2 or 3. Almost everyone has either a pretty face or a "banging" body, or both. Again, much better than last year. Unfortunately the management isn't very customer-friendly: I was charged extra $5 for staying in the room exactly 3 extra minutes ($15 for 63 minutes) and they want $100 multa for daytime and $100 for TLN. I've not done TLNs from Hypnotic since the days when it was called "Seamans", and I believe multa was $70 in those days. Can someone confirm how much multa other clubs charge for TLNs? Also, it seems like other than $2 beers, other drinks cost $1 more in Hypno than in Carolina. Finally, all the chicas in Hypno sit in the bar with their phones all the time, texting and facebooking, and don't pay attention to the customers (unless they know you.) Totally kills the mood. I've not seen a single phone in chicas' hands in Carolina.

I stopped by El Capitan only once, saw a lot of talent as well. I was so occupied in Carolina and Hypnotic that I didn't even make it to Petit or Casa Blanca.

Many chicas say that they'll be leaving in December or January, so I'm planning a much longer visit to SXM later this fall. My faith in SXM has been restored!

- Lucky Strike.
 
Rai - What prices am I looking at to take an East European stripper back to my hotel?
 
Last time I was there two years ago the strippers were all over the map. All nighter's asking as high as 600 and that turned me off from the get go so I never bothered with them.It's a shame the US dollar exchange rate is a killer this time around. 350 hit for every 1000 which is horrendous and adds quite a bit to the cost. One thing about St. Marten, the price is always negotiable unlike here. The half hour is not but anything longer definitely is. Remember the girls like to be taken out from the brothels, the strippers are a little tougher in that regard.

I found tons of hotties in Carolina's for 250 all night or 53 for half in their own quarters. I heard it's now 55 which is no biggy. There are two strip joints, Badabing and Platinum. We will hit both and test out the waters with the ladies.

Lucky for us my original guide/buddy is leaving this week to go there and will be there when we arrive for half of the week. He will be working on upgrading our rooms and he loves picking girls up from the strip joints, namely BadaBing but he also hits the civvies hard. He was also telling me he was able to get them cheaper on his last visit. He goes twice a year and knows St.Marteen like the back of his hand. He's already told me the new manager of the Maho is Mr. King.....we may have to grease Mr. Kings Palms to get us into the oceanview new part of the hotel which is gated and suppose to be for the rich and famous LOL.

This should be a blast.....LOTS OF EAT, NOT TOO MUCH SLEEP, LOTS OF FUCK AND REPEAT TIL YOU DROP!!!!!!


pssss.....pre tan before because the last time I burnt like a SOB and I looked like a lobster by the pool. Ruined my first three days , thank GOD for the old ladies with the alovera plants that saved my skin.
 
I am already sporting a farmer's tan from golfing this summer. That should be a topic of conversation lol.
 
I am super happy for you guys. It is going to be awesome. You will infuse the world with babies that will grow up and break the hearts of many women.

Remember to talk your Go-pros and film everything!..and of course share with us.
only the hot chicks tho
Thanks you are the best.
 
Fuck you guys....my invite must've gotten lost in the mail or something....looking....looking... Hey CT, you're must've gotten lost too..
 
Assman, it's an open invitation.......https://www.itravel2000.com/

Sept 17 to the 24th at the Maho all inclusive....flying out with Sunwing...BOOK IT and it's EAT, NO SLEEP, FUCK, REPEAT!!!!

So far booked locked and loaded


The Tank, Kirk and myself.

On the maybe but more than likely DannyDevito because he just found out his passport expired and rushed to the passport office yesterday and put a 2 day pick up on it. He's waiting for last minute to book thinking he's going to get it cheaper but I doubt it very much it's going any lower. It's gone up since we booked. I believe it's 1540 taxes in minus 50 if you sign up with the email list.

EDIT

Actually the open invitation was in the former TBC so you would have missed it SO CONSIDER THIS YOUR FORMAL INVITE AND NO SCHWANZAS ALLOWED ON THE PLANE YOU FUCKER!
 
That horny vacay Danny is talking about is St. Maarten...yes he is locked and loaded.......

:clapping2:
 
Vacation time already used up for the year otherwise sounds like something to add to the bucket list for sure! No need to say enjoy yourselves cause it sounds like you most definitely will! (Pictures or it didn't happen!):rofl!:
 
Short notice Ray...otherwise, I'd be in like Flint. My projects are at critical point. After this week, the pressure is off and I can relax for a bit, hence Ganja town in October with my regular. Thanks though
 
The boys are having a blast, banging like crazy, they will have lots of stories to share when they get back. I have been getting updates, and I hate them, lol. Truth is im jealous as hell and hate the clients that fucked me around and then trip was sold out, fawk!!!.
 
Awesome! Thanks for the update Muckin. I reallly wish the best of times for those guys.

Remind them we need pics.
 
Muck's got pics of the girls Rai's with...they look surprisingly like his mother....just sayin'
 
He texted Muck a pic while we were at Arabella's party last week... meh! maybe it was the angle or the lighting...
 
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