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[Kirk Lazarus]

Guys I just got married to my girl so may not come back. But we had our first fight today. She's mad at me cuz I can't come. I'm running out of bullets.

 

[mammo]

#firstworldescortproblems :rofl!:

 

[Senior]

hahahahaha. @KL, what the hell is Rai doing down there with all the hairy beasts?

 

[Kirk Lazarus]

Never mind, Rai is a pimp down here and tank is literally a druken sailor. He drinks beer then goes to the seaman' club to get hookers

 

[ChaosTheory]

lol. thats awesome guys.

Congrats Kirk.

We need a pic of the wife so we can approve her for you.
She'll probably marry you for Canadian citizenship! Right on! let's bring her down. You too will be so happy together.

I'm happy to hear you guys are having a good time...and...err...replenishing that sperm frequently...

Come on Assmanath, hairy beasts need love too. Rai is such a prince, a beauty. Beauty and the Beasts. That sweet.

 

[muckin]

FUCKERS!!!!!!!:rofl!:

 

[muckin]

I saw her pic, trust me you would all approve. Rai had a real hottie too, FUCKERS, im going next time. Tank destroyed the whole hooker eco system down there by the sounds of it, you did us proud brother. LOL.

 

[Raiden]

Guys it was a complete and utter fuck fest. We were all firing blanks half way through the week. The girls were relentless and smoking babes!!!!!

Tank holds the record with 4 in one day, Kirk holds the record for sleep fucking,

Danny holds the record for the biggest casino loss LMAO

and me well, I just laid on the beach and behaved like any loving husband would!

Pics will follow once I get them out of my phone and hopefully Tank who holds the vault to the best pic releases it after he has dick replacement because he left his in St. Marten! LMFAO

Kirk is a better writer so I will leave the review to Jet Li!

 

[Nova5]

:writing: Thanks for the updates! Looking forward to seeing the pictures.

 

[Kirk Lazarus]

I've decided not to put this trip on the main board. It's too good of a thing to mess up.

Thanks Rai for setting this up and being the pimp on St. Maarten.

On the last night, me, Rai and Tank took the girls to the nightclub. We easily had the hottest 3 girls in the club. We had to leave early cuz Rai's girl was getting drunk and he had to fuck her. Me and tank lost Rai on the way out of the club, so we just headed back to the hotel across the street. When Rai left with his girl, he looked for us outside but didn't see us. But two black guys hanging outside the club pointed in the direction of the hotel and said that the 2 guys with the hot girls headed that way. Lol

I was so drunk that last night, but my girl insisted that we drink champagne to celebrate our honeymoon. So I drank the champagne in the hotel room then started to make out with her and quickly passed out. I must have been out for 10 minutes, but they I hear moaning noises and skin slapping noise so I opened my eyes to realize that I was fucking my girl in mish. WTF? I was sleeping and fucking at the same time.

We drove the girls back to their casas next day. Too bad we had to fly out cuz the girls wanted to stay and party.

 

[Senior]

JFC you fuckers. I sleep fuck all the time LOL. Too bad I'm by myself. My cat is too afraid to come in my room now...why...?

 

[muckin]

Nobody is getting in my way of this trip next year, especially fucktard clients that just cockblock me and then fuck me over anyway. When kirk goes back to tie the knot with his hottie im banging every bridesmaid you fucker. LMAO
You boys did us all proud, St Maarten will never be the same

 

[Raiden]

I'm having trouble getting pics to download here, hmmmm.....won't let me grab it from my computer.

 

[ChaosTheory]

Rai, I use a photobuck account, up load the pic there and drop the img link in here.

 

[Kirk Lazarus]

I'm working on getting some pics up.