PUNCH LINES ONLY

papasmerf · Mar 8, 2013

Have not seen a punchline thread in years

I will start it off

Shut up lady, I'm talking to the duck

Art Mann · Mar 8, 2013

Forty-four.

train · Mar 8, 2013

That's what she said!

papasmerf · Mar 8, 2013

Why the long face

Madman · Mar 8, 2013

It's in my pants

papasmerf · Mar 8, 2013

I am onlly going to show you one more time

Bill The Pirate · Mar 8, 2013

and I said... you fucking bitch, you've ruined my life

Madman · Mar 8, 2013

skiierman said:
and I said... you fucking bitch, you've ruined my life

You were married too eh:LMAO:

papasmerf · Mar 8, 2013

Rectum, She damn near killed him

Maurice Boscorelli · Mar 8, 2013

I want a divorce and I'm taking you to the cleaners.

Maurice Boscorelli · Mar 8, 2013

I do.

Trolling · Mar 8, 2013

If money talks the whole world about to not hear me out.

papasmerf · Mar 8, 2013

and after 40 years "Till Death Do Us Part' has pretty much become a goal.

Guy · Mar 8, 2013

She slimed me.

Ghostbusters.

Wanker · Mar 8, 2013

I like U-haul. I fuck every bitch moving.

TINY · Mar 8, 2013

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

Dan · Mar 8, 2013

He grabbed my ass

IFUSEEKAMY · Mar 8, 2013

Uh oh hot dog!

train · Mar 8, 2013

When I'm hard it spells Saskatchewan

papasmerf · Mar 8, 2013

What's that officer, she asked to see my pianist?