PUNCH LINES ONLY

[GUEST]

There is an awful lot you can tell about a person by their shoes.

 

[BEER]

If I save time, when do I get it back?.

 

[Transient]

Madman glances back and squeals, "Read the card! Read the card!"

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

C'mon let's share the milk of human kindness.

 

[HOF]

And the priest said, "Don't tell anyone, this is our secret!"

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

What are you, a gay fish?

 

[Transient]

What are you, a gay fish?

:LMAO::LMAO::LMAO::LMAO:

 

[papasmerf]

so he asks her, should both your hands be on my shoulders, Doc?

 

[Bill The Pirate]

but I don"t have an erection and the doctor said..... yes but I do

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

The closet door is made of all different kinds of wood, my brother.

 

[HOF]

I'm not a gynacologist, but I'll have look anyway!

 

[Transient]

They don't accept three and a half inch floppies!

 

[Boing]

They don't accept three and a half inch floppies!

:LMAO:

Sorry Hof.

 

[AMd'MAN]

"Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply."


Once you understand the implications of that premise a lot of conversations make a lot more sense.

 

[Anto]

Fine, but I am keeping the maid and strap-on.

 

[papasmerf]

That wasn't the bathroom, was it?

 

[Anto]

That wasn't the bathroom, was it?

Maid in Manhattan:NoNoNo:

 

[papasmerf]

Maid in Manhattan:NoNoNo:

Actually 3 weeks ago at Guido's

 

[anilshaw]

Wrecked him!? - it damn near killed him!


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[jmrandomstuff]

Death by Bunga Bunga!