Random shit I've recently been thinking about

[a 1 player]

No point to this post really, none at all.

1) Getting laid has never been easier. I just can't understand how any man has problems finding a civilian woman and getting laid. I just don't get freaking get it. Okay, so some people prefer escorts for various reasons, I get that, but I just can't wrap my head around not being able to get laid in the 'real' world. Today I went to the 'Woman Show' at the International Center with my SO. I was wearing jeans, a hoodie, bandanna, sporting a full beard and bald head, and I was getting hit on so much my SO was starting to get pissed. I was like the 'ideal husband', just for being there and carrying a few bags. I'm going next year for sure. 5,000 women, 5 men. I like those odds.

2) The world is fucked up. I have no doubts in my mind that within the next hundred years we will either be in another 'dark ages', or be ruled by a completely totalitarian state.

3) Check your balls regularly for lumps and growths. Just had the scare of my life thinking I had testicular cancer. Fuck me, weekly checks from now on. Oh, and while I'm still on it, if you are over 40 might as well get a yearly prostate check too.

4) Zippo makes the best refillable lighter bar none. Bic makes the best disposable.

5) Porn is unwatchable on a modem. I really pity you modem people.

6) Depression sucks ass.

7) My SO is right, I really am an unbearable asshole if I don't come (one way or another) every day.

8) Gay men are really attracted to me for some reason. I'm comfortable enough with my masculinity to be down with it, at least someone is looking.

9) I lost it on a really pretty girl today when she asked if I would like a pint of beer, or a 60 oz. 'Real Man's Beer'. "Are you saying that I'm not a real man if I don't have the big beer? It sounds to me like you are equating the size of a beer with the size of a man's penis... Only real men have big dicks, is that what you are saying? Only small, wimpy men with small dicks drink the small beer? How the hell does the size of a beer determine ones manliness?" Obviously I didn't come this morning.

10) My $400 Citizen Eco-Drive watch loses time, but my $8 fifteen year old Casio has not lost a second and is still on it's first battery. Pure bullshit.

11) My sex drive has been through the freaking roof over the past few months, and I'm having a hell of a time not attempting to fuck every woman who takes an interest in me. Hell of a time I tell you dammit.

12) I think my SO and I need a girlfriend or three. Might solve #11.

13) If I won the $50 million jackpot, I have no doubts I would be dead within the year.

14) Alice (of Alice in Wonderland) looks like my ideal dream woman.

 

[Cycleguy007]

No point to this post really, none at all.
3) Check your balls regularly for lumps and growths. Just had the scare of my life thinking I had testicular cancer. Fuck me, weekly checks from now on. Oh, and while I'm still on it, if you are over 40 might as well get a yearly prostate check too.

Excellent advice.... :???:

5) Porn is unwatchable on a modem. I really pity you modem people.

Dam straight!

9) I lost it on a really pretty girl today when she asked if I would like a pint of beer, or a 60 oz. 'Real Man's Beer'. "Are you saying that I'm not a real man if I don't have the big beer? It sounds to me like you are equating the size of a beer with the size of a man's penis... Only real men have big dicks, is that what you are saying? Only small, wimpy men with small dicks drink the small beer? How the hell does the size of a beer determine ones manliness?" Obviously I didn't come this morning.

Ummm, what's that make me? I haven't had a beer in 3 1/2 years! :shock:

10) My $400 Citizen Eco-Drive watch loses time, but my $8 fifteen year old Casio has not lost a second and is still on it's first battery. Pure bullshit.

Weren't you a spokesman for Casio at one point? :tongue:

12) I think my SO and I need a girlfriend or three. Might solve #11.

I hear you there my brother!

 

[Guido]

Wow half rant the other half blog material, ok the women's show is very good intel!

 

[tboy]

To answer your first question player:

Some guys (some not all) guys have "it". They can dress in a potato sack, Kmart Jeans, and treat women like garbage and women flock to them. I've known guys who cheat on their current gf with one of her friends, and the friend falls for him just the same. How many times have you heard THAT story and you got it, he ends up cheating on her too......

In 35 yrs of being interested in women, twice has a woman ever approached me.

BTW: having a woman with you makes you infinitely more attractive to another woman. Go to the woman's show without a woman and you might have been viewed as a creep......

 

[a 1 player]

To answer your first question player:

Some guys (some not all) guys have "it". They can dress in a potato sack, Kmart Jeans, and treat women like garbage and women flock to them. I've known guys who cheat on their current gf with one of her friends, and the friend falls for him just the same. How many times have you heard THAT story and you got it, he ends up cheating on her too......

In 35 yrs of being interested in women, twice has a woman ever approached me.

BTW: having a woman with you makes you infinitely more attractive to another woman. Go to the woman's show without a woman and you might have been viewed as a creep......

Funny thing TBoy. I don't think I am one of the guys that 'have it'. It's not like I attract the majority of women. I'm a 40 something bearded, bald, rapidly graying large man who looks half like a biker, half like a teddy bear. I'm certainly not a Justin Timberlake either in terms of looks nor style. I think the key (in my opinion) is confidence. I have no problems talking to any woman, no matter how pretty, and I don't het flustered when I do. I don't expect anyone to take an interest in me, so when someone does it is a bonus. Regarding having the 'wing-woman', for lack of a better term. It might help in certain circumstances, I haven't really decided on that one yet. My SO was only with me about half the time as she was checking out the shit she wanted to see, I was poking fun at the health food vendors and trying to find a product made out of swine. (Dammit, I was hungry and vegan wild tofu rice shit and mineral vitamin water just doesn't cut it for me).

Now I have something else to think about. Thanks bud.

 

[a 1 player]

Wow half rant the other half blog material, ok the women's show is very good intel!

I'll write a post soon about what are (in my opinion) the best places to meet women.

 

[Ozzie]

I'll write a post soon about what are (in my opinion) the best places to meet women.

The quicker the better :he:.

 

[RAWD]

Funny thing TBoy. I don't think I am one of the guys that 'have it'....

...I think the key (in my opinion) is confidence. I have no problems talking to any woman, no matter how pretty, and I don't het flustered when I do.

That's exactly "it". You're comfortable in your own skin. Women can see that.

 

[Will Smith]

13) If I won the $50 million jackpot, I have no doubts I would be dead within the year.

13) If I won the $50 million jackpot, I have no doubts I would be dead within the year.

Would be one hell of a year. Invite me if you win :he:.

 

[tboy]

Funny thing TBoy. I don't think I am one of the guys that 'have it'. It's not like I attract the majority of women. I'm a 40 something bearded, bald, rapidly graying large man who looks half like a biker, half like a teddy bear. I'm certainly not a Justin Timberlake either in terms of looks nor style. I think the key (in my opinion) is confidence. I have no problems talking to any woman, no matter how pretty, and I don't het flustered when I do. I don't expect anyone to take an interest in me, so when someone does it is a bonus. Regarding having the 'wing-woman', for lack of a better term. It might help in certain circumstances, I haven't really decided on that one yet. My SO was only with me about half the time as she was checking out the shit she wanted to see, I was poking fun at the health food vendors and trying to find a product made out of swine. (Dammit, I was hungry and vegan wild tofu rice shit and mineral vitamin water just doesn't cut it for me).

Now I have something else to think about. Thanks bud.

See, that's just it. It doesn't really matter what you look like if you have "it". I've seen guys that make sharpei's shudder have women flock all over them. It isn't only confidence either, (in regards to talking to women), see, I think it's partially being able to talk about everything and nothing in particular. A buddy of mine is like that. Only problem is he talks for an hour and doesn't say a damn thing, least nothing important.

As for wing women, dude, it SO matters. Even if she isn't by your side the whole time, women notice. If she was with you, left to go look at something and then you walked up to a vendor, the women around you noticed.

One other thing to think about: My buddy with "it" and I are standing around the dance floor at a club. He's ogling women, I'm ogling women. He picks up one and she says to him: your friend's creepy. I wasn't doing anything different than him, as a matter of fact, I really wasn't ogling women, I was just taking in the vibe.

Anyhow, kudos to you!

 

[Felix]

I'm going next year for sure. 5,000 women, 5 men. I like those odds.

Next year, 5000 women and 6 men. I will be there with my beard and will shave my head to look like you A1P :bad:.

 

[tboy]

That's exactly "it". You're comfortable in your own skin. Women can see that.

Naw, it's not just that. (but that's part of "it"). I know plenty of guys who are comfortable in their own skin and confident in themselves who couldn't pick up a woman with a forklift......

 

[Esquire]

Besides what A1 Player said, have your stool checked and get a colonoscopy if you're 50 and over. Quit smoking. Exercise and eat right. And get plenty of sleep *sigh*

As for meeting women, I've been similarly hit on taking my mom to music concerts. Also been on the receiving end of compliments and flirting by the lady at the deli counter. Then when it happened at a coffee shop by a young EE lady, I couldn't stick around and was too stupid not to get a number, but I was a bit leery of her.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

10) My $400 Citizen Eco-Drive watch loses time, but my $8 fifteen year old Casio has not lost a second and is still on it's first battery. Pure bullshit.

Mine is rock steady going on 4 years now.
Get yours checked and re-calibrated.

 

[Fullthrottle]

It's all about presence. You need to have presence! The walk, the talk, the vibes one gives off.

Smelling good and having a nice set of wheels helps too.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

And being over 5'10" tall. Tall guys get all the action.

 

[tboy]

I have the opposite problem. I'm a decent looking guy but haven't seem to have any women show intrest in me in years. Now I can see that I might be intimidating at 6'5" and 240#. I shave my head and have a goatee and dress reasonably well most of the time. I used to have women show interest, but not much any more. Maybe I had "it" and lost "it". Maybe I never had "it" at all. Sometimes I wish I could buy "it" in a spray bottle for occasional use (for ego boosts).

That's what they are trying to do with pheromones in cologne, to reproduce the attraction that women get. That could be what "it" is, the natural production of pheromones that attracts women. Some of produce them that attract women, some repel them.

Decent looking really has nothing to do with it. Now even a doorknob who is attractive (really attractive) women will flock to but I've seen guys who looks like shit on a spit have women all over them.

here's a funny story for y'all (don't I always have one?):

So I go to my doc's whose office is down on university at queen. So after the appointment I'm walking over to active surplus because, hell, who doesn't love THAT store? So I'm walking along queen and this ex sp who I'm friendly with calls me to see what I'm doing. So I tell her.

She says OMG there's this awesome bath shop on the north side that sells these bath bombs. They are to die for could you pick me up 2 of blah blah blah. Then she says "what are you doing tonight"? I said going to my local pub and shoot some pool. She said "you should pick up a eros (for lack of a better name) bath bomb and take a soak before you go out, the women will be all over you" "it's supposed to contain pheromones that make you attractive to the opposite sex". So I buy the ones for her, get an eros and go home and have a soak. It smells ok, a little musty.

So I go out and around 11 she calls. "so how's it working", "it's not" I say. I'm sitting here with Stu the doorman, Stu the other doorman (his son), archie, jughead, the bouncer, and 2 other guys I don't kn....." OH FUCK ME ALL TO HELL. It doesn't make you attractive to the OPPOSITE SEX, it makes you attractive to MEN....LMAO

She's pissing herself laughing on the phone she actually crying...OH sorry, I guess since it was a woman's store, they meant MEN as opposite sex.....

So I go to Stu Sr and tell him the story and he takes a whiff of me and he says "THAT'S what I've been smelling all night, hey, you smell pretty good" and moves in closer "FUCK RIGHT OFF" I said to him and he burst out laughing....

 

[lagavulin]

And being over 5'10" tall. Tall guys get all the action.

Just don't tell them.

That's my secret for having dated some professionals models and a stunning actress, that were all taller than me.

I just never told them I was less than 5'10".

 

[papasmerf]

This mornings was the best dump I have had all day.

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I've had a couple today.
I guess that means I'm not full of shit anymore.