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Review of Kiana @ Paradise Spa

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The great thing about being in this private group is that I get to spew all kinds of honest hatred and warnings that "diplomatic Urban Cowboy" cannot say on TERB or CERB. :) Hence why I never publicly reviewed Kiana @ Paradise Spa in my usual manner.

The below is copy-pasted from my Twitter DM report to Jason8 and Ryan1967, with some details added and updated.

I wanted to see Kiana @ PS for a while based on her pics. Her schedule mostly doesn't line up with mine. At the recommendation of a TERB/Twitter friend who has known Vanessa and Kiana @ PS as dancers at Pigale for years and has had FS with both, I saw Kiana a week and a half ago. She was pleasant enough, but she got in the room 10min late, was a little distant in demeanor/conversation, kept facing away because of some excuse that she didn't want to be recognized, had the room very dark to avoid being recognized, and we ended at the 40min mark (I paid for 1h). I was a gentleman and tried to be my usual good-spirited and "boyfriend experience" self but maybe she didn't like me, so maybe 40min total was more than enough. Would not repeat. No kissing, just a cursory hug, and I respected her limits. Her strong points are excellent prolonged teasing and very permissive with digits (my fingers were buried in her snatch for more than half the session), but the whole session felt like she was phoning it in. Maybe she was having an off day but I really try to make it easy for girls and am generally likable. She accused me of being too "peppy" and talking too much but I like to break the ice and get to know the real person inside. Not a terrible session but also not the greatest. Sorry... just had to be honest... maybe she warms up after knowing a person for a while. Sticking to Victoria from now on if I visit PS.

Unlike my Alison + Katrina duo where it was worth getting $200 rightfully returned to me, I never pursued Angie for restitution for Kiana shorting my time. The difference between a 45min tip and a 60min tip is only $10. Not worth it. I didn't pay a door fee anyway, since it was my birthday. So $100 total for 40min isn't terrible by any stretch of the means. Just watch out for Kiana shorting you time if you see her, because during the session she freely admitted to jerking guys off quickly and then ending things. She only prolonged my orgasm buildup because I explicitly told her I didn't want to cum so soon when I was starting to crest, and because "it's your birthday".

What her photos don't show are stretch marks, but she is quite fit otherwise. (Vanessa is her child's godmother.) Although she seemed to be on schedule 4 times this past week (never seen that before), she admitted during our session that she rarely works because she "doesn't need to". That corroborated why she perhaps phoned it in. Her fear of being recognized might actually be justified because I found four Facebook profiles for her, replete with pictures, including ones for Playboy Miss Social. I'll share a few.

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.ne...=a93afb07132233cb3786a847b4ae2fef&oe=587D63EA
https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.ne...=243d8491f5b28bd46f4ef5a4e939463b&oe=58723DD3
Vanessa on the left, Kiana on the right: https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.ne...=6a2d55b5b2e134f88ed717579646efe9&oe=586E16A3
 
Happy belated birthday wishes :biggrin2: sorry to hear your adventure was a little mundane :don'twantto-see:/
 
According to , Playboy's Miss Social is a monthly, non-nude social media competition.

Thanks for the birthday wishes. :) Birthday shenanigans didn't stop there. Anyone here remember Lindsay Lafleur / Emerald Winters / Kate von Katz? I learned a while ago she was a batshit crazy MA/SP. Her face pics and tattoos were etched into my mind (https://twitter.com/KatevKatz/status/696735613295443968). After I got home from seeing Kiana, I logged into one of my dating profiles and discovered she messaged me. We replied a few times, me mostly feeling out the situation to see if it's her. Based on things she told me, I'm fairly certain it's actually her, and stopped responding. Below are her dating profile pictures, right down to the chest tattoos. Steered clear of that one. Weird birthday though.
 
Cup said:
Anyone here remember Lindsay Lafleur / Emerald Winters / Kate von Katz?
Yeah, I think I may have seen her once, at a place around the Sandy Hill area. She hosted her massage out of her LAUNDRY ROOM!!! I don't think I've ever had a massage in a laundry room before that, or since that.

Although I didn't suffer her wild erratic behaviour (other than being massaged in a laundry room), I also never saw her again after that.
 
The only way I can see a laundry room session being fun is perhaps fucking on top of the washer while it's running.
 
blackram said:
Yeah, I think I may have seen her once, at a place around the Sandy Hill area. She hosted her massage out of her LAUNDRY ROOM!!! I don't think I've ever had a massage in a laundry room before that, or since that.

Are you sure you're not thinking of Amelia on Lees Ave ??
 
mmad said:
Are you sure you're not thinking of Amelia on Lees Ave ??
Oh maybe you're right, I was always getting these two confused for some reason at that time. I do remember that you and I both saw this same girl at one time. I'll go with your memory (and your database) over my swiss cheese memory.
 
blackram said:
Oh maybe you're right, I was always getting these two confused for some reason at that time. I do remember that you and I both saw this same girl at one time. I'll go with your memory (and your database) over my swiss cheese memory.

Oh, believe me it ain't my memory, it's the database !! I just remembered the laundry room and knew it was on Lees.
I was intrigued by Emerald Winters at one time but the tats just turn me off !! In this case, looks like a good thing!
 
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