Was really really bored one night without @ around for a couple of hours, she gave me her blessing to book @Raiden, so I thought what the hell, its gotta be better than sitting alone at starbucks right?
Booking was easy over text, location was the hotel most of us here refer to as the one in the "red light district" if you hobby youve been there.
Upon arrival I went straight up to the room number given, the door opens and Ray looked nothing like as advertised other than the peter pan boots and shirt that was 2 sizes too small, and that haircut omg it needs to just be all shaved off, then im given the shh signal, I enter the room and his previous client, a regular, is still in the room, fucking @Kirklazarus sitting there with his feet up on the phone, no doubt booking his next appointment, after the disappointment of the Ray experience. Not cool to linger though, go elsewhere to do that, so rude!
Seeing as this was an extended 2hr courtesan booking Ray offered to take us to the hotels private lounge for some whore douvres, wait "us" wtf. Oh well I guess I will make the most of it. Upon arriving at the private dining "lounge" trust me it sounds good, but its not kinda like Ray. Food was sparse looking, the hostess proceeded to remind Ray that he took 2 bananas with him last time and this was not a Charlie Chan take out, cheap prick, and I dont wanna know what the bananas were for, but I did see a jar of the Nutella in his room so use your own imagination, eww.
Kirk being the Diva he is, complained about the poor selection and requested Ray take him to one of the regular restaurants frequented by sps and clients, Ray agreed, I was thinking wait a sec there kirko why are you still lingering, but I quickly realized he was saving me from being alone with a sub par sp.
After awkwardly ignoring the people looking at the strange looking dude with the weird ass hair and boots, I ate as quickly as possible, looked at my phone hoping @ would need me sooner than expected, instead she was running late, oh no, I quickly ordered a cappuccino to sip on slowly then finally she needed me so I said, sorry gotta go and got the fuck out of there. kirk bolted too. No wonder she was ok with me booking the session in the first place.
Save your $2 and Leave the donkey riding moped hopping fucker Raiden to slobbyists like @Madman and @Jumpingjack.
Next time I will take the Starbucks option. Thanks anyway babe.
Booking was easy over text, location was the hotel most of us here refer to as the one in the "red light district" if you hobby youve been there.
Upon arrival I went straight up to the room number given, the door opens and Ray looked nothing like as advertised other than the peter pan boots and shirt that was 2 sizes too small, and that haircut omg it needs to just be all shaved off, then im given the shh signal, I enter the room and his previous client, a regular, is still in the room, fucking @Kirklazarus sitting there with his feet up on the phone, no doubt booking his next appointment, after the disappointment of the Ray experience. Not cool to linger though, go elsewhere to do that, so rude!
Seeing as this was an extended 2hr courtesan booking Ray offered to take us to the hotels private lounge for some whore douvres, wait "us" wtf. Oh well I guess I will make the most of it. Upon arriving at the private dining "lounge" trust me it sounds good, but its not kinda like Ray. Food was sparse looking, the hostess proceeded to remind Ray that he took 2 bananas with him last time and this was not a Charlie Chan take out, cheap prick, and I dont wanna know what the bananas were for, but I did see a jar of the Nutella in his room so use your own imagination, eww.
Kirk being the Diva he is, complained about the poor selection and requested Ray take him to one of the regular restaurants frequented by sps and clients, Ray agreed, I was thinking wait a sec there kirko why are you still lingering, but I quickly realized he was saving me from being alone with a sub par sp.
After awkwardly ignoring the people looking at the strange looking dude with the weird ass hair and boots, I ate as quickly as possible, looked at my phone hoping @ would need me sooner than expected, instead she was running late, oh no, I quickly ordered a cappuccino to sip on slowly then finally she needed me so I said, sorry gotta go and got the fuck out of there. kirk bolted too. No wonder she was ok with me booking the session in the first place.
Save your $2 and Leave the donkey riding moped hopping fucker Raiden to slobbyists like @Madman and @Jumpingjack.
Next time I will take the Starbucks option. Thanks anyway babe.
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