Richard Simmons has aids

[bobistheowl]

Richard Simmons is a busy man, and he employs several people for domestic and administrative assistance.

Since there is no one who cannot open this thread at least once, but it contains nothing of substance, this might be a good depository for posts in other threads that seemed funny at the time, but maybe should have, or should now be, placed together collectively, to greater benefit those who appreciate them.

If people would consider quoting some of their posts from any thread that fall under this description, copying the post, pasting and posting it to the Richard Simmons has aids thread, then deleting the post from the original thread, no post count statistics would be lost, no intellectual material would be lost, and many of the posts would be a lot funnier, if they arrive randomly from various threads. You could read the same old crap again, and other people would open this thread only once.

That would clean things up around here until the thread moved to page two, and people started posting new stuff, because they think it's a hot thread. Then you respond to them with some random irrelevance, pasted from somewhere else.

 

[bobistheowl]

As for what now? Business as usual. Royal assent is a mere formality...

Looks like we missed the only opportunity for Patrick Brazeau to have done something constructive in the Senate. Notice how they do that, when he's in the penalty box? We'd pay for him to pay for it, and the envelope would still short a page.

 

[bobistheowl]

:biggrin2: The industry needs a positive marketing campaign. I started one once, but was discouraged from continuing.

What happened? Did someone leave a horse's dick in your bed?

 

[papasmerf]

 

[Madman]

Does he really have aids. Magic Johnson has aids. I am helping to keep the thread on topic, that is all. Carry on and can someone PLEASE give me a Snickers bar.

 

[Wild Bill]

Carry on and can someone PLEASE give me a Snickers bar.

It can be arranged. For the right price, of course.

 

[bobistheowl]

He must've got it from intravenous drug use.....there's no way that studly man is gay!

PrimO see post #1. He has aids, ie: people who assist him; staff, employees. He doesn't have AIDS, Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, ie: HIV Positive.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Sooooooooo....Richard Simmons has aids then?

 

[papasmerf]

Sooooooooo....Richard Simmons has aids then?

According to bob he does.

But you know how rumors get started.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

On internet discussion boards related to sex with escorts?

 

[papasmerf]

On internet discussion boards related to sex with escorts?

Now?

 

[User-E]

Aid vs. aide

An aide is an assistant or helper. The word always refers to a person. Aid is a noun referring to (1) assistance, or (2) something that assists (e.g., a hearing aid or a visual aid), and it’s also a verb meaning to assist. Some dictionaries list aid as a variant of aide, but the words are generally kept separate in edited writing.

 

[papasmerf]

Aid vs. aide

An aide is an assistant or helper. The word always refers to a person. Aid is a noun referring to (1) assistance, or (2) something that assists (e.g., a hearing aid or a visual aid), and it’s also a verb meaning to assist. Some dictionaries list aid as a variant of aide, but the words are generally kept separate in edited writing.

Oh crap facts will just confuse the issue........

 

[Prick]

.there's no way that studly man is gay!

:NoNoNo:

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Aid vs. aide An aide is an assistant or helper. The word always refers to a person. Aid is a noun referring to (1) assistance, or (2) something that assists (e.g., a hearing aid or a visual aid), and it’s also a verb meaning to assist. Some dictionaries list aid as a variant of aide, but the words are generally kept separate in edited writing.

Details......Details,lol.

 

[Leo]

He must've got it from intravenous drug use.....there's no way that studly man is gay!

Check out his moves.

 

[bobistheowl]

Aid vs. aide

An aide is an assistant or helper. The word always refers to a person. Aid is a noun referring to (1) assistance, or (2) something that assists (e.g., a hearing aid or a visual aid), and it’s also a verb meaning to assist. Some dictionaries list aid as a variant of aide, but the words are generally kept separate in edited writing.

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aid

https://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aides?s=t

aid is also a valid spelling, per dictionary.reference.com, and the plural "aids" is valid.

If the thread had been named Richard Simmons has aides, the first reply post would likely have been 'It's spelled AIDS'.

I don't recall seeing aides as a plural form, but someone working in Nursing might have. I would expect to see aides in an hyphenated word like aides-de-camp, (French for 'assistants in the field'), but words borrowed from other languages often have different spelling rules.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Check out his moves.

It's Papasmerf!:rofl!:

Don't ask me why but I would like to do the Spanish looking small BBW in the blue jean skirt.

 

[bobistheowl]

Richard Simmons doesn't go 'bare-legged' with those 70's gym shorts on TV appearances. He wears 'nude' tights underneath, like a figure skater. That's the sort of thing people miss, if they have standard definition TV.

Once on Celebrity Family Feud, Lester, the ventriloquist doll from the act Willie Tyler and Lester, called him a damned faggot. It was Richard's turn to answer against the other team, to determine which team got to play or pass. The question was "Name a place where lovers meet, to share a secret kiss". And Richard answers first, and squeals "The locker room! oh, wait...", and he got his team an X. When he retook his place in the team lineup, behind Tyler, he was still muttering about his answer, trying desperately to get back into the closet, but he had outed himself.

This was around 1986, or so, and everyone knew he was gay, but he never had a press conference about it, like they do now. Since there was no Twitter back then, and he did it on a game show, it went over most people's heads, and was largely unnoticed. It's not on YouTube, because anyone who would have taped Family Feud on VHS would have taped over it, or gotten the tape stuck in the VCR, eventually.

So, Richard's muttering away, and Tyler's looking the other way, but the head on Lester, the dummy, turns backwards, to face Richard, (the dummies' heads can do that, by design), and Lester says to Richard "Stay away from me, you damned faggot", in a low whisper, but I could hear it, very plainly. In those days, you could say that on television, because gays weren't sacred yet.

 

[Signingin]

You guys crack me up sometimes.