Richard Simmons has aids

[007]

You guys crack me up sometimes.

Isn't that the purpose of it?.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

You guys crack me up sometimes.

That could be due to your bodies inability to expand and contract with the correct joke. Most people on here can expand and contract by approximately 10mm. For those of you who have no clue as to the size of this dimension, LEARN THE FARKING METRIC SYSTEM! What's happening is that your body cannot handle that amount of expansion and/or contraction and as such stress cracks form that can become larger in time. Your tolerance is less than 10mm or what other is commonly referred to as "less than optimum."

In order to prevent cracking you should read post in parts so that your body can become accustomed to varying rates. At no point should you ever read anything that Madman posts. If you do, constipation generally arises.

 

[bobistheowl]

Erect!

 

[bobistheowl]

What's the matter with you? What's the matter with you? What the fuck is the matter with you? What's the matter with you? Didn't I tell you not to do this? Didn't I tell you? Didn't I tell you? What the fuck is the matter with you?

Congratulations to Jasper, for coming closest, without going over, (sorry, HOOKED), to the official time of One hour, Nineteen minutes.

Jesus Christ, smerf. again? What's the matter with you, fuck? You can't even wait until 7:04? Do you have any idea how much money you cost me?

Fuck it.

...

 

[User-E]

You guys crack me up sometimes.

That could be due to your bodies inability to expand and contract with the correct joke. Most people on here can expand and contract by approximately 10mm. For those of you who have no clue as to the size of this dimension, LEARN THE FARKING METRIC SYSTEM! What's happening is that your body cannot handle that amount of expansion and/or contraction and as such stress cracks form that can become larger in time. Your tolerance is less than 10mm or what other is commonly referred to as "less than optimum."

In order to prevent cracking you should read post in parts so that your body can become accustomed to varying rates. At no point should you ever read anything that Madman posts. If you do, constipation generally arises.

Good post Cardinal. :good:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

Stop flirting with me Sarah!

 

[User-E]

Stop flirting with me Sarah!

The Ontario ladies have hired me to get you all hot and bothered. Since I'm retired and live in BC, you have no choice but to call one of them to satisfy your cravings.

:biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

ONLY ONE?

What a bitch....... :wink2:

 

[User-E]

ONLY ONE?

What a bitch....... :wink2:

You have my permission to go for a duo. :wink2:

 

[Candyman]

OOPS

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[Admiral]

OOPS

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Isn't this old news?.