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Baz

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How does a lady for hire ensure her next client is free of disease? Do the agencies provide any training to enable the young ladies to recognize a potential threat and thus avoid some risks? You as the client, have you educated yourself and know what to look for?
 
Short arm inspection plus use of condoms.
This isn't rocket science.
Plus if the lady thinks there is something wrong she has the right to say no.

Don't think that some woman is going to let a guy rent her "moneymaker" if he has a big open weeping canker on his Johnson.
 
Short arm inspection plus use of condoms.
This isn't rocket science.
Plus if the lady thinks there is something wrong she has the right to say no.

Don't think that some woman is going to let a guy rent her "moneymaker" if he has a big open weeping canker on his Johnson.


I think the way to approach this is for Baz to give the girls more credit. These girls have elected to follow this career path, they know it a short term thing and they make sure they are safe.
 
How does a lady for hire ensure her next client is free of disease? Do the agencies provide any training to enable the young ladies to recognize a potential threat and thus avoid some risks? You as the client, have you educated yourself and know what to look for?

Lola Jones placed a huge Glad Kitchen Catchers bag over top of me before I was allowed to touch her. I must admit the draw strap was tighter than I expected but she assured me it would heighten the experience for her.
 
I think the way to approach this is for Baz to give the girls more credit. These girls have elected to follow this career path, they know it a short term thing and they make sure they are safe.

I expect that he must think that every encounter amounts to nothing more than rape with an envelope left afterwards.
Reality is much different. He just needs to ask any of the professional girls here.
 
Lola Jones placed a huge Glad Kitchen Catchers bag over top of me before I was allowed to touch her. I must admit the draw strap was tighter than I expected but she assured me it would heighten the experience for her.

Just the one? She had asked me where she could buy a gallon of liquid vinyl.
 
Lola Jones placed a huge Glad Kitchen Catchers bag over top of me before I was allowed to touch her. I must admit the draw strap was tighter than I expected but she assured me it would heighten the experience for her.

Where is the review?;Idon't- know//

Bozo, are you thinking of dipping your toes into the hobby? You are aren't you, come on you could tell us, we're all friends here!:biggrin2:
 
Lola Jones placed a huge Glad Kitchen Catchers bag over top of me before I was allowed to touch her. I must admit the draw strap was tighter than I expected but she assured me it would heighten the experience for her.

:LMAO:
I hope she spread you too......she did not pull the draw strap tight enough.......:LMAO:
 
You as the client, have you educated yourself and know what to look for?

Definitely.

As I am sure the lady has educated herself too. Furthemore many if not all get regularly tested. This goes for the clients as well.

But we all still have to be aware and cautious as this is a risky business.
 
Lola Jones placed a huge Glad Kitchen Catchers bag over top of me before I was allowed to touch her. I must admit the draw strap was tighter than I expected but she assured me it would heighten the experience for her.

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I had a related experience, but, unfortunately, it ended up having serious consequences. Like our wonderful providers, I live in abject fear of contracting an STD while pursuing this hobby. And whilst I found the idea of a recent nuru massage session to be immensely appealing, I was horrified at the thought of swimming in a veritable petri dish of bacteria infested gelatinous goo.

As you can see from the picture, I have come up with my own, and I must say unique, solution to this problem. Before I describe my session, I have to acknowledge those folk that helped to make this possible. First, the staff at Flirt who took the time to help me don my Saran Suit. I am neither sufficiently flexible nor ambidextrous to clad myself in this manner, and be certain that I am impervious to the petri dish contents. Although I would say that the extra $$$ that I was charged for their time was a little steep especially since Vince the manager got a little up close and personal with the world’s coldest hands. In fact, they were all pissing their pants laughing, so they should be paying me. Angie.Owner@Flirt please note this staff issue. Secondly, thanks to the good folk at Union Carbide for inventing Saran Wrap. One minor complaint would be that it took two jumbo rolls to complete the task. That said, slimmer enthusiasts might lean (no pun intended) towards one roll.

The session had its moments. The MPA did her best to make things work, but I must say that some expected sensuality from the nuru body slide was sacrificed in the cause of safety. Also, the Saran impaired my vision and sense of touch, so I was not always sure what I was grabbing. It might explain a couple of loud shrieks and hard slaps (that I suffered not inflicted). Sadly, the Saran, perhaps like me, was too tightly wrapped (around my groin). This not only impeded an erection but, as I later discovered in the shower, it turned my testicles an exquisite shade of crimson. The combination of the nuru and Saran made for an unbelievably slippery and unfortunate experience. As our redoubtable MPA was sliding on top of me, in an effort to heighten the experience, I grabbed a couple of appendages with a view to accentuating the back and forth friction. To my horror the extreme Nuru+Saran slipperiness caused me to launch the poor girl on her stomach right across the room, coming to a resounding head first crash into the wall. Without regard to my pleasure or the time booked, she stumbled out into the corridor, stark gooey naked, in a state of concussed shock mumbling something like “I quit”. Needless to say, I did not tip her.

I do think that I am on to something here and will continue to experiment. Although apparently not at Flirt. In a fit of small mindedness, they have requested that I take my business elsewhere, although that was not quite the sentiment that they expressed.
 
Baz:

There are risks with everything we do. There are risks just getting out of bed in the morning. Having sex with an escort isn't as dangerous as say, mountain climbing alone, or skydiving, or walking and texting but it is more risky than say, riding the bus late at night or walking around st jamestown after dark. Heck, I'd say that having sex with an escort is less risky than using a pubic toilet......or drinking the water in mexico.

Heck, I'd even say it is less risky than having sex with a pickup in a bar due to the fact that both the client and the lady take precautions to limit the risk where you just don't know about a stranger in a bar.
 
I never tried to have sex with a pickup. An SUV yes. A convertible, yeah (too loose for me). :biggrin2:
 
Safe is fine by me. I prefer it if I don't know the lady well. Stuff like CBJs and lack of kissing never bothered me, unless we're regulars or more.
 
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