Saturday Night

[HOF]

OMG, my dinner date just cancelled on me with the stomach flu! I'm all dressed up with my red high heels on and staring at my computer:writing:. Who can I call, Barbie is out of town again, I know if this fails I'm coming back here looking for a date!!!!

What does one do when the fun filled evening planned gets nuked by a rude uncaring virus? Does this virus not know how hard it is to find people at the last minute??

Ok time to make a call wish me luck, BRB maybe!

When in need, call SEXY HOF!

If there's something strange
cuz your date is late
Who you gonna call
(HOF of course)

If you're all dressed up
wearing sexy red high heels
And your date falls ill
Who you gonna call
(HOF of course)

I ain't afraid of no flu
I ain't afraid of no flu

If you're seeing HOF
Running through your head
Who you gonna call
(HOF of course)

A sexy man
Sleeping in your bed
Oh, who is it
(HOF of course)

I ain't afraid of no flu
I ain't afraid of no flu

Who you wanna shag
(HOF of course)

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(905-SEXY HOF)

I ain't afraid of no flu
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no flu
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call
(905 SEXY HOF)
If you've had a dose
Of a freaky flu
Maybe you'd better call
(A DOCTOR)
and take penicillen! That shit fixes everything!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' my nut, all over you, makes me feel good
Oh baby, baby!

I ain't afraid of no flu
I ain't afraid of no flu
Don't get sick, cuz you can't have my dick, oh no
(905-SEXY HOF, when you're well)

When I come through your door
We'll hump on the floor
You know who to call
(905 SEXY HOF)
Ow, baby, baby!

Who you gonna call
(905 SEXY HOF)
Who you gonna call
(905 SEXY HOF)
Ah, I think you better call
(905 SEXY HOF)...

Remember No Glove, No Love
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[Insertion]

Hof that was priceless dude, if I was a woman I'd call you!:rofl!::rofl!:

 

[Blank_Dave]

Remember, your mother brought you into this world and took care of you. It is an honour to do the same for her don't kid yourself.

Frail, ill and palliative seniors struggle with what is happening to them, some fear, some embrace, some suffer but they know who they can rely on. What for it's worth, I was my parents caregiver, never regretted a moment and am glad that I was there for them.

In the end, you will be too.

Kind of hard to feel the honour of it, over the accompanying buried rage directed at no only my primary caregiver, but also primary abuser.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Kind of hard to feel the honour of it, over the accompanying buried rage directed at no only my primary caregiver, but also primary abuser.

Primary abuser? How so?

 

[Bubba]

Primary abuser? How so?

Let Dave be. He is what he is.

Let's move on.

 

[HOF]

Hof that was priceless dude, if I was a woman I'd call you!:rofl!::rofl!:

Thanks for the offer, I'm holding out for Melanie.

If you want another good chuckle, go to the reverse the tables thread page 7 and read my reply to Guido.

 

[HOF]

As our lovely Melanie stated, she was dressed to thrill and wore her 4 inch red high heels, but she didn't tell you that this is her Saturday night preaparation theme song!



I was really hoping the towel would fall!

 

[Chunky]

Mel, you know my number girl, why didn't you call me. I would have driven back from Montreal in a heartbeat for you!:biggrin:

 

[Robintheboywonder]

Melanie, you could have had a Super Hero by your side. I pming you my number for next time, kk?

 

[Guido]

I'm sitting here and not eating until Melanie logs back on!! :banghead::sorry:

Doesn't mean you bastards can bring me a sandwich or something........

 

[Ang]

I'm sitting here and not eating until Melanie logs back on!! :banghead::sorry:

Doesn't mean you bastards can bring me a sandwich or something........

Would you like salami on that?

 

[Guido]

Would you like salami on that?

Please with a slice of Provolone cheese with some giardiniera on the side.

PS..... don't forget the fresh ciabata bun champ!!!

 

[Ang]

Please with a slice of Provolone cheese with some giardiniera on the side.

PS..... don't forget the fresh ciabata bun champ!!!

Really?....I thought you seems like the calabrese type :dontknow:

 

[peace]

do you want it pressed (panini press)....it helps absorbed all the flavours...

 

[Firefox]

As our lovely Melanie stated, she was dressed to thrill and wore her 4 inch red high heels, but she didn't tell you that this is her Saturday night preaparation theme song!



I was really hoping the towel would fall!

I find her hot.

 

[Barbara]

Hof, I love it. You are such a creative individual, I will be giggling all the way to work thank you.

When in need, call SEXY HOF!
If there's something strange
cuz your date is late
Who you gonna call
(HOF of course)

If you're all dressed up
wearing sexy red high heels
And your date falls ill
Who you gonna call
(HOF of course)

I ain't afraid of no flu
I ain't afraid of no flu

If you're seeing HOF
Running through your head
Who you gonna call
(HOF of course)

A sexy man
Sleeping in your bed
Oh, who is it
(HOF of course)

I ain't afraid of no flu
I ain't afraid of no flu

Who you wanna shag
(HOF of course)

If you're all alone
Pick up the phone
And call
(905-SEXY HOF)

I ain't afraid of no flu
I hear it likes the girls
I ain't afraid of no flu
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Who you gonna call
(905 SEXY HOF)
If you've had a dose
Of a freaky flu
Maybe you'd better call
(A DOCTOR)
and take penicillen! That shit fixes everything!

Let me tell you something
Bustin' my nut, all over you, makes me feel good
Oh baby, baby!

I ain't afraid of no flu
I ain't afraid of no flu
Don't get sick, cuz you can't have my dick, oh no
(905-SEXY HOF, when you're well)

When I come through your door
We'll hump on the floor
You know who to call
(905 SEXY HOF)
Ow, baby, baby!

Who you gonna call
(905 SEXY HOF)
Who you gonna call
(905 SEXY HOF)
Ah, I think you better call
(905 SEXY HOF)...

Remember No Glove, No Love
New! A Larger and Thinner condom from Kimono. 15% greater length, 25% larger head, 20% thinner. Easy to put on, with greater comfort. The bestselling microthin design in a larger size. The best of the larger condoms. Extra Reliable, Lubricated. All condoms expire 2-5 years from date of purchase.