Sex With SO

[browsing]

Ruh roh... I think I've been hobbying too much.

Sex with SO is around every 6 months or so, maybe 3 months if I'm "lucky". Before I hobbied, if she indicated we could have sex, I'd be like a kid in the candy store woohooooo. Now that I've been hobbying it feels more like a chore.

Sigh... at least it's a chore that I only have to do bi-annually... if I'm "lucky".

 

[Guido]

It is never a good sign when you lose interest in your SO. It will make for a very rocky relationship.

 

[Bubba]

Do I smell divorce.

 

[browsing]

Do I smell divorce.

Nope... just a sad milestone.

 

[Beenthere123]

How often does she ask you to do it now?.

 

[BEER]

How long you've been married?.

 

[browsing]

How often does she ask you to do it now?.

Once every 3-6 months.

How long you've been married?.

Almost 18 years now.

 

[Tourist]

Maybe it's time to trade her in for a newer model? :neutral:

 

[Home_boy]

Thought of leaving her and starting a new life crossed your mind. How old are the kids?.

 

[browsing]

Maybe it's time to trade her in for a newer model? :neutral:

Not an option... teenaged kids makes a split out of the question. Aside from the sex, we get along well enough.

Besides, I'm kinda short so I'm apparently doomed from ever finding another willing female :tongue:

 

[Home_boy]

Besides, I'm kinda short so I'm apparently doomed from ever finding another willing female :tongue:

Spank me, had to borrow this from the short people thread. All in good fun browsing.


[video]https://www.last.fm/music/Randy+Newman/_/Short+People[/video]

 

[Tourist]

Not an option... teenaged kids makes a split out of the question. Aside from the sex, we get along well enough.
Ok, I can understand staying in the relationship if sex is the only issue. (many here will probably disagree, but it is a board of hobbiests and poonhounds) :na:

Besides, I'm kinda short so I'm apparently doomed from ever finding another willing female.
If you're bald as well, you are truely fucked.

What are the sleeping arrangements with your SO? Same bed? Same room separate beds? Separate rooms?

 

[lagavulin]

Sigh... at least it's a chore that I only have to do bi-annually... if I'm "lucky".

Post a photo of her, depending on her appearance someone here might volunteer to be the "relief-penis".

They could pretend to accidentally bump into her, or meet her at predetermined function, and give her the high hard one for a night.

 

[Stud]

Post a photo of her, depending on her appearance someone here might volunteer to be the "relief-penis".

They could pretend to accidentally bump into her, or meet her at predetermined function, and give her the high hard one for a night.

:no::whip: :no:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

I mean, you don't want to end up like me; living in a sumptuous place downtown, seeing a beautiful young girl and doing whatever I want.....do you?

Adding a little bit of petro to the fire are we?

 

[SillyGirl]

Of course it's ideal when a longterm couple can maintain a satisfying sex life.

Doesn't happen often, though. There are a lot of other benefits to being married, and the OP doesn't want to disrupt his kids' lives.

Maybe she's found her Heat somewhere else as well, and he's not the only one doing the Obligation Fuck every few months.

 

[jumpingjackflash]

I've occasionally pounded the ignored sexually frustrated housewife. All I will say is AWESOME!:great:

 

[tboy]

Of course it's ideal when a longterm couple can maintain a satisfying sex life.

Doesn't happen often, though. There are a lot of other benefits to being married, and the OP doesn't want to disrupt his kids' lives.

Maybe she's found her Heat somewhere else as well, and he's not the only one doing the Obligation Fuck every few months.

99.9% of the married couples I've encountered in all my years the problem lies with the woman, not the man. Now of course if he's into his 80s that's a different story but any couple under the age of 50?

 

[SillyGirl]

99.9% of the married couples I've encountered in all my years the problem lies with the woman, not the man. Now of course if he's into his 80s that's a different story but any couple under the age of 50?

Yes, I'm sure you know both parties in these couples equally well, and are listening carefully to both sides of things. Or, maybe all you hear is your friends bitching about their wives.

The problem is never just one person, Tboy. I know you guys like to think that your women dried up and turned off for no reason at all, but that's probably not the case.

I read posts sometimes about all the effort some guys put in to preparing to see an SP...oh my, there are little gifts and the boys are shaved...and I wonder when was the last time you took a shower for your SO?

I'm just saying these things are a two-way street, and it's never bad to take an honest look in the mirror. My ex didn't get laid as often as he wanted, but he also didn't look up from his computer and say hello when I walked in the room. And there were ways I could've made more of an effort as well.

Two to tango, gentlemen. In all of life, you can't expect more from someone than you are willing to offer.

 

[tboy]

Actually, in most cases, yes I did know both parties equally well. In fact, in most cases, the woman in the equation admitted she no longer felt like "doing it". Don't knock the messenger, it is a proven scientific fact that many (if not most) women go through a sexual change once a relationship is solidified and or she has kids. Her priorities change from "getting her man" to being a mother. There are 1000's if not millions of studies and reports on this.

As for a guy prepping for a date, well, if we wanted to date, we'd be single. Sure, proper grooming is important to BOTH parties but the desire has to be there before anything else. In every and I mean E V E R Y relationship I had, to a one, my gf's sexual appetite waned after 8 months to a year. In many cases we'd break up and whoop, all of a sudden she'd want to fuck me again. Go figure?

You want blatant proof? How many male escorts are there and how many females?