Shit that pissed you off today

[HOF]

I get pissed with the douches that drive high end cars and take 2-3 spots. Today, I was a mall lot in somewhere Ontario and some douche parked their audi horizontally in 3 vertical lanes. I got some justice though, I had an egg-salad sandwich that I had just bought and I put it to better use! :biggrin2:
Yes, I smeared it on the car and left a booger on the windshield.

Really, I felt much better afterwards!

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

I miss the good ol' soccer mom's like my mum.

They were there to actually devote their attention to their kids, and not play fruit ninja or draw it a year or two after it trended. :don'twantto-see:/

Hehehehe, I love the title mum over mom.

But yo - don't knock Draw it to much. My nephew and I are in a serious game right now! Fruit Ninja - you can totally chop that one up. HAHAHAHA

I get pissed with the douches that drive high end cars and take 2-3 spots. Today, I was a mall lot in somewhere Ontario and some douche parked their audi horizontally in 3 vertical lanes. I got some justice though, I had an egg-salad sandwich that I had just bought and I put it to better use! :biggrin2:
Yes, I smeared it on the car and left a booger on the windshield.

Really, I felt much better afterwards!

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA - Bad I know, but that gets a FL

 

[Shiek]

Ya know earlier today I picked up a brand new audi but while driving it through the mall parking lot it stalled on me. When I got back from calling for a tow truck from the dealer, I found some moron had smeared some yellow shit all over my new car.


Boy did that ever piss me off.... Hmmmmmm

 

[HOF]

Ya know earlier today I picked up a brand new audi but while driving it through the mall parking lot it stalled on me. When I got back from calling for a tow truck from the dealer, I found some moron had smeared some yellow shit all over my new car.


Boy did that ever piss me off.... Hmmmmmm

I thought that vehicle looked familar! :biggrin2:

 

[hobnew]

After I went berserker on the Audi

 

[Casa_Nova]

It is past 3am and I still can't fall asleep!

 

[papasmerf]

you should do what MM does when he can't fall asleep


Tranny

 

[Transient]

 

[oldguyzer]

On the car and driving subject....female Chinese drivers. Universally the worst I've seen. Can't drive, can't go fast, can't park, can't signal....can't do anything except drive at 20km an hour across two lanes. Arrrggghhhhh :SayWhat?:

 

[hobnew]

On the car and driving subject....female Chinese drivers. Universally the worst I've seen. Can't drive, can't go fast, can't park, can't signal....can't do anything except drive at 20km an hour across two lanes. Arrrggghhhhh :SayWhat?:

In relation to this, what pisses me off is how piss bloody easy a person can get their Driving license.
Studied an hour before my written test, and practiced two days before my practical, and passed.
It shouldn't be that easy for people to drive.

 

[oldguyzer]

In relation to this, what pisses me off is how piss bloody easy a person can get their Driving license.
Studied an hour before my written test, and practiced two days before my practical, and passed.
It shouldn't be that easy for people to drive.

And there's an automatic license transfer for people from countries where a drivers license means absolutely nothing because there are no rules of the road respected there.

kinda like Montreal.

 

[HOF]

In relation to this, what pisses me off is how piss bloody easy a person can get their Driving license.
Studied an hour before my written test, and practiced two days before my practical, and passed.
It shouldn't be that easy for people to drive.

What's a driving test, I went in paid 5.00 showed proof of insurance and was on the road.:biggrin2:

 

[RAWD]

Dipshit clients who are late with giving me information to finish my work so I can leave the office and skip town for the weekend.

Anyone who stands between me and my beachside hammock risks an unpleasant death.....

 

[oldguyzer]

Dipshit clients who are late with giving me information to finish my work so I can leave the office and skip town for the weekend.

Anyone who stands between me and my beachside hammock risks an unpleasant death.....

If you are in your beachside hammock anywhere near here today you'll be the one with an unpleasant death. Froze my balls off this morning as it was -27c in Montreal at 6am.

Global warming my ass. :biggrin2:

 

[muckin]

Same as everyday, wife, clients, colleagues they all piss me off daily, throw in the odd dick at the gym hogging a piece of equip and the stupid drivers on the road its just another shitty day in my life. lol

 

[RAWD]

If you are in your beachside hammock anywhere near here today you'll be the one with an unpleasant death. Froze my balls off this morning as it was -27c in Montreal at 6am.

Global warming my ass. :biggrin2:

After nearly dying in Montreal one new year's eve because it was so friggin' cold, I vowed never to return there in the winter.

My hammock hangs in balmy 80* weather.....

 

[Analme]

Same as everyday, wife, clients, colleagues they all piss me off daily, throw in the odd dick at the gym hogging a piece of equip and the stupid drivers on the road its just another shitty day in my life. lol

No wife to worry about but the rest I'm absolutely with you. I was at the gym today and I get onto a piece of equipment. I complete 2 entire sets and this douche walks up to me and tells me he's still using it and has 2 more left. He was using 3 pieces at once. I didn't mind working in together but I could tell he was annoyed I was using it, DOUCHE!

 

[oldguyzer]

Idiots who go to Tim Horton's or McDonalds drive-thoughs in the morning and then have to take two minutes thinking about what they want only when they are in front of the speaker, and then after they get their food/drink fumble for two more minutes for their money. Prepare ahead, morons! It ain't that difficult!

 

[papasmerf]

When we allow the little difficulties in life affect us we are likely unable to handle the real challanges when they come to us.

 

[Madman]

Grandpa is that you?? I love your avatar!

It drives me up the wall when people park so close to your car you can hardly get in. I usually avoid grabbing the first spots and head to the part of the parking lot where most people don't bother with but it never fails, I come out and some fool has parked beside me and so close I have to squeeze into my car. Another thing that makes me want to scream is people who have more than the allowed items at a cash register and still try to get away with it. I was at Walmart yesterday and some couple started arguing with the cashier when she refused to take them. It was 12 items and they must have had 30. He became belligerent and the manager had to come over to calm things down, jack-asses!