Shit that pissed you off today

[hobnew]

So, what pissed you off today?
May it be a person, an act, a situation, an object, or whatever it may be that has agitated you, list one thing that pissed you off today.

What pissed me off today:
In line at a coffee shop, waiting for 10 minutes in between two girls, both talking in abbreviations and using the word "like" in the vicinity or 6 times per minute.

 

[HOF]

You should have made them an offer!

 

[Madman]

This :whipisses me off everyday. :grrrrrr:

 

[hobnew]

You should have made them an offer!

Hmmmmmm Offer what good sir?
All I could think about was to offer them a two handfuls of STFU

 

[Madman]

Hmmmmmm Offer what good sir?
All I could think about was to offer them a two handfuls of STFU

I bet they were butter faces or you would be offering to buy them their coffees instead of being pissed?

 

[Shiek]

Guess someone wasnt in the mood to pay it forward

 

[hobnew]

I bet they were butter faces or you would be offering to buy them their coffees instead of being pissed?

I prefer to share coitus with a girl who is a proverbial "6" with chemistry, rather than a "10" without chemistry.
One was conventionally pretty, the other was avg.
Regardless, listening to their own "vernacular", I knew I would have nothing in common with these latte sipping, instagraming, Oh Em Gee'ing, parent funded, coeds.

 

[Prick]

For some reason, nothing today.

Shocks anyone

 

[Ridgeman08]

Not a thing today. It was a good day.

 

[Madman]

Not a thing today. It was a good day.

Did you share coitus with someone Ridgeman? :bad2:

Rai the pervert was right, that's a goofy word. HOBNEW, cancel that midnight snack! If you keep using words like coitus you're not GUINNESS WORTHY!:grrrrrr:

 

[hobnew]

For some reason, nothing today.
Shocks anyone

Not a thing today. It was a good day.

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

PARKING GARAGES!!!!!!

Tell me why people do not know how to drive in parking garages. They go around and around and around in the slowest speed possible looking for the first available spot while creating a line up of cars behind them. They find the spot and the take forever trying to back their huge truck of van into the tiny little space. Taking 3-4-5 tries at it before giving up and starting again to find another spot. They don't let you pass them. Like WTF????????

I just want to drive all the way up to the top where no one goes because that is where all the spots are close to the door and the elevator. I don't get why people need the first available spot. It can be the farthest away from the the door but if it is the first spot they see, they need to take it. I don't get it. It should not take me 15 minutes to park because of some idiot in front of me who can not park and is unwilling to let you go past them either. Selfish little ..............

K, time to stop now. LOL

 

[HOF]

Hmmmmmm Offer what good sir?
All I could think about was to offer them a two handfuls of STFU

Hmmmmmm I bet they attended public schools!

 

[ipsniffit]

PARKING GARAGES!!!!!!

Tell me why people do not know how to drive in parking garages. They go around and around and around in the slowest speed possible looking for the first available spot while creating a line up of cars behind them. They find the spot and the take forever trying to back their huge truck of van into the tiny little space. Taking 3-4-5 tries at it before giving up and starting again to find another spot. They don't let you pass them. Like WTF????????

I just want to drive all the way up to the top where no one goes because that is where all the spots are close to the door and the elevator. I don't get why people need the first available spot. It can be the farthest away from the the door but if it is the first spot they see, they need to take it. I don't get it. It should not take me 15 minutes to park because of some idiot in front of me who can not park and is unwilling to let you go past them either. Selfish little ..............

K, time to stop now. LOL

Sip on a drink for now but next time go back and flatten their tire. :biggrin2:

I can't stand when a driver cuts me off and then drives below the speed limit or slower than the pack. This drives me crazy.

 

[Shiek]

PARKING GARAGES!!!!!!

Tell me why people do not know how to drive in parking garages. They go around and around and around in the slowest speed possible looking for the first available spot while creating a line up of cars behind them. They find the spot and the take forever trying to back their huge truck of van into the tiny little space. Taking 3-4-5 tries at it before giving up and starting again to find another spot. They don't let you pass them. Like WTF????????

I just want to drive all the way up to the top where no one goes because that is where all the spots are close to the door and the elevator. I don't get why people need the first available spot. It can be the farthest away from the the door but if it is the first spot they see, they need to take it. I don't get it. It should not take me 15 minutes to park because of some idiot in front of me who can not park and is unwilling to let you go past them either. Selfish little ..............

K, time to stop now. LOL

Take a deep breath :biggrin2:

 

[hobnew]

Did you share coitus with someone Ridgeman? :bad2:

Rai the pervert was right, that's a goofy word. HOBNEW, cancel that midnight snack! If you keep using words like coitus you're not GUINNESS WORTHY!:grrrrrr:

Now I will take that pint of Guinness. Good day to you.

 

[hobnew]

PARKING GARAGES!!!!!!

Tell me why people do not know how to drive in parking garages. They go around and around and around in the slowest speed possible looking for the first available spot while creating a line up of cars behind them. They find the spot and the take forever trying to back their huge truck of van into the tiny little space. Taking 3-4-5 tries at it before giving up and starting again to find another spot. They don't let you pass them. Like WTF????????

I just want to drive all the way up to the top where no one goes because that is where all the spots are close to the door and the elevator. I don't get why people need the first available spot. It can be the farthest away from the the door but if it is the first spot they see, they need to take it. I don't get it. It should not take me 15 minutes to park because of some idiot in front of me who can not park and is unwilling to let you go past them either. Selfish little ..............

K, time to stop now. LOL

Don't stop, let us bask in the agitation that is parking garages.
Especially some of the older ones in TO that have only nearly enough space in each slot to fit a fiat :grrrrrr:

 

[Ridgeman08]

PARKING GARAGES!!!!!!

 

[Ms.FemmeFatale]

Well you know my whole thing about parking is if you don;t know how big or how small your vehicles is, then DON"T FUCKING DRIVE IT.

Come on, I know you men feel me on this. You know the type. The soccer mom in the mini van that has to switch from reserve to drive 20 times just to back her big assed van out of the Walmart parking spot. And then you have to move your car to go around her and down the wrong side of the parking lane because if you don't, you are there for another 20 minutes while she figures out how to turn her van around properly so she driving the right way.

And of course, she laughs and smiles like a dumb blonde and waves while yelling at her kids in the back to shut up so she can talk to her friends while playing tiny tower at the same time on her Iphone.


Oh shit that was yesterdays piss off. LOL

I think I have a driving issue.

 

[hobnew]

I miss the good ol' soccer mom's like my mum.

They were there to actually devote their attention to their kids, and not play fruit ninja or draw it a year or two after it trended. :don'twantto-see:/