Showering

[Melanie]

Thank you Mr. Madman and Mr. JumpJ.....I have plans for tonight but I promise the next Saturday night I am left to my own devices I will be checking in here!:girlkiss:

I hate staying at home on a Saturday night all by myself!!:blush:

 

[HOF]

Long Hot showers.......:anangel:
Does anybody want to join us......

Why, you don't like dudes!

 

[HOF]

Thank you Mr. Madman and Mr. JumpJ.....I have plans for tonight but I promise the next Saturday night I am left to my own devices I will be checking in here!:girlkiss:

I hate staying at home on a Saturday night all by myself!!:blush:

Melanie, as long as I'm alive, you will never have to spend any night alone:spiteful:

 

[HOF]

Same here.....I just feel so dirty if I don't

But, you are dirty!

 

[Guido]

But, you are dirty!

Ang, wash your ass!

 

[train]

Blissful, we're escorts not match makers!:wink: My advice to Chokemychicken is

Wash your ass!
Polish your penis properly especially if it's uncut!
Shower everyday , sometimes twice a day and wash your hair everyday!
Buy a new wardrobe, I don't know you but I'm guessing you don't know how to dress properly!
Go for a manicure and pedicure!
Trim your pubes, trim under your arms and please use deodorant.
Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash or chew on Clorets.
DO NOT EAT ASPARAGUS IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEE AN SP think pineapple juice!!!

How many men here get a manicure and/or a pedicure ? Not I . It takes about 5 minutes once or twice a week to clip your nails. Do you really need to pay someone to do these simplest of tasks ? Not like we are painting them. I'd feel like a total dweeb in a nail salon.

Does pineapple juice affect the taste of pre-cum as well as semen?

How can you not want to shower at least once a day? Geez

 

[Ang]

But, you are dirty!

Keep my habits outta this!

Ang, wash your ass!

My ass is clean Guido, and why you thinking about me ass?? :shocking:

 

[Madman]

Keep my habits outta this!


My ass is clean Guido, and why you thinking about me ass?? :shocking:

i'm not sure but Guido did pm me that he was heading to No Frills to buy a bunch of cucumbers. :shocking:

 

[peace]

Guido tells me you prefer bananas

 

[Guido]

Madman is a big fan of bananas with whip cream and two dangling cherries!!:rofl1:

My ass is clean Guido, and why you thinking about me ass?? :shocking:

I'm no thinking about your culo but I know Sir Gomes has dreams about your culito.

 

[-b]

Madman is a big fan of bananas with whip cream and two dangling cherries!!:rofl1:

I'm no thinking about your culo but I know Sir Gomes has dreams about your culito.

You all need a room with some real men........Maybe Sir Gomes can help you guys....:rofl!:

 

[Raiden]

Dangerous showering

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Dangerous showering

HAH! Surprise ending - I thought it was going to turn into a scrum.

 

[Guido]

A scrum or a scrotum?