Showering

[Guido]

aka "ring sting" lol......

I don't leave the house without a couple of spicy little red peppers in my pockets. My butt hole is used to it.



Blissful come put your finger here please!

 

[Melanie]

I gentleman that doesn't shower prior to going out on the town unfortunately usually goes home without a smile.

 

[tboy]

I gentleman that doesn't shower prior to going out on the town unfortunately usually goes home without a smile.

That's a totally different situation than what I'm talking about Mel. Of course men and women should go through the whole regime including manscaping. Now that we bring that up, I cannot tell you HOW many times I've taken a lady home and gotten naked only to find 3 day stubble on the legs and a jungle that tarzan would have trouble getting through. I know I know, women don't shave their legs or trim the bush so psychologically that tells them they won't be going to bed with ...him/me. But that doesn't always work......

 

[chokemychicken]

I gentleman that doesn't shower prior to going out on the town unfortunately usually goes home without a smile.

Can we go out together this weekend if I promise to shower and shave. My mother bought me a nice smelling cologne yesterday.

 

[tboy]

from what I understand, Mel likes Country Bars so break out your pointy boots, your hat and your chaps.....

 

[Jesus Quintana]

Ok - tried an experiment.
I last bathed yesterday morning.
My ass is itchy, my balls stink, my armpits stink.
There's black shit under my fingernails.
Chicken... how can you live like this????
Time to shower, soak my filthy ass and take another shower before I dry.
YUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Oh yah - I'm gonna scrub with a scotchbrite pad too!
I feel that dirty.

 

[a 1 player]

Ok - tried an experiment.
I last bathed yesterday morning.
My ass is itchy, my balls stink, my armpits stink.
There's black shit under my fingernails.
Chicken... how can you live like this????
Time to shower, soak my filthy ass and take another shower before I dry.
YUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Oh yah - I'm gonna scrub with a scotchbrite pad too!
I feel that dirty.

Exactly how I feel if I miss a day.

 

[Madman]

Ok - tried an experiment.
I last bathed yesterday morning.
My ass is itchy, my balls stink, my armpits stink.
There's black shit under my fingernails.
Chicken... how can you live like this????
Time to shower, soak my filthy ass and take another shower before I dry.
YUCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!

Oh yah - I'm gonna scrub with a scotchbrite pad too!
I feel that dirty.

I have to ask and the question enquiring minds need to know is;

How do you know your balls stink?

 

[Guido]

I have to ask and the question enquiring minds need to know is;

How do you know your balls stink?

I'm sure he's doing the cup and sniff routine. The same as when one farts, cups a hand near the ass and quickly moves it up for a sniff. In SH case he's probably cupping his nut sack and then quickly having a sniff.

Short Hairless am I correct?

 

[Madman]

I'm sure he's doing the cup and sniff routine. The same as when one farts, cups a hand near the ass and quickly moves it up for a sniff. In SH case he's probably cupping his nut sack and then quickly having a sniff.

Short Hairless am I correct?

So you are admitting to being a cup sniffer?

 

[Jesus Quintana]

No I took my underwear off and could smell it. I just guess I should change my name to Stinkyballs.
Remember that I am short so the distance between my balls and my nose is a lot less than yours.
All clean again.
Man that felt terrible

 

[Madman]

No I took my underwear off and could smell it. I just guess I should change my name to Stinkyballs.
Remember that I am short so the distance between my balls and my nose is a lot less than yours.
All clean again.
Man that felt terrible

Thank you, that makes sense. Short guys have a gust/whiff of ball sweat when disrobing, makes all the sense in the world.

 

[chokemychicken]

I've showered every other day since the weekend. Today I showered, put some cologne on and walked through York-dale. I tried speaking with a few ladies and all I got back was funny looks. I don't know, maybe I'm too intimidating.

 

[-b]

I've showered every other day since the weekend. Today I showered, put some cologne on and walked through York-dale. I tried speaking with a few ladies and all I got back was funny looks. I don't know, maybe I'm too intimidating.

Honey, read some books on picking up women.....Start slowly....If you see escorts get them to give you some advice.....

 

[Reverse]

.If you see escorts get them to give you some advice.....

Blissful, we're escorts not match makers!:wink: My advice to Chokemychicken is

Wash your ass!
Polish your penis properly especially if it's uncut!
Shower everyday , sometimes twice a day and wash your hair everyday!
Buy a new wardrobe, I don't know you but I'm guessing you don't know how to dress properly!
Go for a manicure and pedicure!
Trim your pubes, trim under your arms and please use deodorant.
Brush your teeth, floss and use mouthwash or chew on Clorets.
DO NOT EAT ASPARAGUS IF YOU ARE GOING TO SEE AN SP think pineapple juice!!!

 

[Dan]

Polish your penis properly especially if it's uncut!

I don't think that's what CMC meant by shaving his head smooth!:rofl1:

 

[Jesus Quintana]

I don't think that's what CMC meant by shaving his head smooth!:rofl1:

Jesus..... if he has a hair growing out if the head of his penis I think that bathing is going to be the least of his problems!

 

[Melanie]

from what I understand, Mel likes Country Bars so break out your pointy boots, your hat and your chaps.....

You like to dance Mr. T?

 

[Madman]

Mel, I've got boots and a hat now if only I could dance!!!:blush::sorry:

 

[jumpingjackflash]

It's Saturday night, Dan's not around and T hasn't replied Mel. If you log on and you need a date for tonight, I'm available!

You can't blame a guy for trying now can you?:spiteful: