Simple sex truths- What have you learned?

[Darfus]

True redheads are the best lovers.

 

[amber-jade]

blondes do not have more fun.....

the people with them do...

 

[Darren]

Women say they like nice average guys, they're as bad as men......they want a hottie too!

 

[lagavulin]

Size Does Matter

Size Does Matter

Chest
Arms
Penis
Wallet

 

[SillyGirl]

A man will always come back for great head.

 

[Willpower]

Receiving Greek does not hurt.

 

[Friend of Greekster]

True redheads are the best lovers.

They are also crazy as a march hare.

The harder it is to get a woman into your bed the harder it is to get her to leave.

 

[randygirl]

Receiving Greek does not hurt.

Are you speaking from experience?

 

[The Dean]

Are you speaking from experience?

lol

 

[Willpower]

My feelings are hurt

 

[Lou Siffer]

My feelings are hurt

But not your ass?

 

[randygirl]

But not your ass?

lmao...hilarious. Sorry willpower.

 

[All4one]

Castration in more humane than marriage, at least then you know where your nuts went!!

 

[GenevieveLajoie]

Guys lose their balls after they cum.

I've had quite a few guys making kinky requests (such as being peed on, snowballing, being "forced" to eat their cum, etc.), but usually, as soon as they cum, they completely lose interest in acting on those fantasies. The moral of the story is to pee on them BEFORE they cum. I have yet to find a way around "forcing" them to eat their cum after the fact though.

 

[Friend of Greekster]

The worst blowjob I ever got was fantastic.

 

[All4one]

Girls with kids are very energetic in bed, but they wont stop calling you

 

[SillyGirl]

If you're gonna use handcuffs, it's very very important to keep track of the key. :shock:

 

[GenevieveLajoie]

Bad kissers are lousy lay.

 

[randygirl]

Bad kissers are lousy lay.

+1

This is true in my experience.

 

[Zachy]

Ugly girls fuck better