Simple sex truths- What have you learned?

[SillyGirl]

Nothing turns a man on more than turning on a woman.

 

[Marcus]

No matter who you are with there is always someone else you want to try out in bed.

 

[Beenthere123]

But not your ass?

 

[Beenthere123]

The moral of the story is to pee on them BEFORE they cum. I have yet to find a way around "forcing" them to eat their cum after the fact though.

Fuck the one liners are killing me.

 

[Laster]

Every men cheats on their wifes, one way or another

 

[JackassJack]

Bigger is not always better.

 

[Cycleguy007]

Nothing turns a man on more than turning on a woman.

This is SO fucking true!

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Never ever tell you SO that you have cheated on her.

They never forget.

 

[randygirl]

There is such a thing as "too big".

 

[Friend of Greekster]

"I never had sexual relations with that woman..." means that blowjobs don't count.

 

[SillyGirl]

NoSex is better than BadSex.

 

[All4one]

sexual compulsive disorder is a good disorder to have

 

[Friend of Greekster]

When its good its good but when its bad its better.

 

[Happyjoe]

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong

 

[Knight Rider]

For some, it's better to give than to receive, but for others, the reverse is true.

 

[a 1 player]

The best sex starts with using ones mind.

The best sex is with those who know how to communicate their wants and needs.

 

[smylee52]

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Asking greatly increases your chances of getting. Don't be shy because girls know all about dirty things people do to each other they just aren't comfortable saying it .

 

[randygirl]

The best sex is with those who know how to communicate their wants and needs.

If you have bad sex, and did not try to communicate your wants and needs, STFU about it...you failed, not your partner.

After they completely ignore you, the reverse is true. lol

 

[Friend of Greekster]

The quality of a sexual experience is directly proportional to how red the girl's hair colour is.

 

[Doggie]

" You get what you paid for" is not always true