Sleep paralysis

[Madman]

Last night I turned in about 11:15 pm. As I lay my head to sleep I had sexy naked lady mail carriers dancing around in my head.

At times I actually catch myself snoring, it bloody wakes me up but I'm not a chronic snorer, so no worries when you drop by to visit SillyG.

I set my alarm for 4:30 am. and usually wake up on my own about 4:25 am., I do have a magnificent internal clock. This morning around 4 am. I heard a sound and my bedroom door opened. I heard the voice of two women walking in and before I knew it a pillow was placed on me and I COULDN'T GET UP. I STRUGGLED IN MY SLEEP but I couldn't MOVE!!! It was as if I was watching what was going on but I couldn't react, I was paralyzed!

All of a sudden I woke up and sat up in my bed. Looked around the room and everything looked normal. Threw my legs out of the bed and into my warm fuzzy slippers, stood up and started to walk towards the piss pot scratching my left arse cheek wondering where the ladies that tried to suffocate me disappeared too. :search2:

I pee'd, showered, blew dried my hair, added a little gel and off to work I go HI HO HI HO......sorry Papa, that's your song...

Anyone else have as much fun as me during sleepy time?:don'twantto-see:/

 

[Madman]

Stop complaining SillyG and just put something in my mouth!:spiteful:

 

[Transient]

Careful what you ask for...you just my get it (like a penis or something you really wouldn't want put in your mouth while you were sleeping)

 

[ToyMaker]

I masturbate to this before going to sleep.

I sleep like a baby.

 

[JBelushi]

WTF :no:

 

[Raiden]

I masturbate to this before going to sleep.

I sleep like a baby.

Come on, I sat through it and she never took off her clothes.

 

[Transient]

Come on, I sat through it and she never took off her clothes.

 

[Raiden]

8.5/10 7.5/10 8/10 Flip, lick and pop!

Thank you I feel better now.

 

[HOOKED]

Last night I turned in about 11:15 pm. As I lay my head to sleep I had sexy naked lady mail carriers dancing around in my head.

At times I actually catch myself snoring, it bloody wakes me up but I'm not a chronic snorer, so no worries when you drop by to visit SillyG.

I set my alarm for 4:30 am. and usually wake up on my own about 4:25 am., I do have a magnificent internal clock. This morning around 4 am. I heard a sound and my bedroom door opened. I heard the voice of two women walking in and before I knew it a pillow was placed on me and I COULDN'T GET UP. I STRUGGLED IN MY SLEEP but I couldn't MOVE!!! It was as if I was watching what was going on but I couldn't react, I was paralyzed!

All of a sudden I woke up and sat up in my bed. Looked around the room and everything looked normal. Threw my legs out of the bed and into my warm fuzzy slippers, stood up and started to walk towards the piss pot scratching my left arse cheek wondering where the ladies that tried to suffocate me disappeared too. :search2:

I pee'd, showered, blew dried my hair, added a little gel and off to work I go HI HO HI HO......sorry Papa, that's your song...

Anyone else have as much fun as me during sleepy time?:don'twantto-see:/

HA HA HA now I know why you walked in with bags under your eyes! LMFAO

 

[UncleBob]

You are weird.

 

[papasmerf]

the voices you heard were the cleaning crew putting trash in the dumpster.

 

[Baz]

Madman avoid eating late and have a cut off time for your last meal. This should help with your sleep and also avoid sleeping on your back.

 

[Reverse]

Madman avoid eating late and have a cut off time for your last meal. This should help with your sleep and also avoid sleeping on your back.

Baz, can you please share with us the last time you had a wet dream and what the dream was about?

 

[Baz]

Baz, can you please share with us the last time you had a wet dream and what the dream was about?

I was 17 years old and I woke up not knowing what had happened. I remember being so worried in case my mother walked in and found a mess. I quickly jumped out of bed, cleaned up as best as I could and hoped and prayed it wouldn't be discovered. I hope this answers your question Reverse.

 

[Madman]

:SayWhat?:

HA HA HA now I know why you walked in with bags under your eyes! LMFAO

Remember, I know where you keep your lunch!

Baz, thank you for ensuring I will have nightmares for the rest of the week thinking of you in bed!:SayWhat?:

 

[jmrandomstuff]

I've had similar events - not during a dream, thankfully, but a panicky feeling of being aware but not able to move or fully wake up. It's happened enough that I know to just ride it out.

Ive ve heard that those kind of dreams explain why some otherwise mentally healthy people have extremely convincing dreams of being visited at night and held down by a malevolent force ( a ghost, a demon, an alien, etc.)

at at least you know what went on.

Might want ant to get yourself checked for sleep apnea by the way.