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BEER said:
You should have pushed her into traffic.
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A few years back I used to spike my hair with mousse, I pass this bald guy on escalator who says "Hey buddy, nice hair!" in a sarcastic tone. I Yell back "At least I have hair!!!!" Shut him up pretty quickly. 
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Short-hairless said:
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BEER said:
Your repsonses could have been:
a. If you fall while your crossing, I'm not helping you or cautioning traffic!
b. lady have you ever seen poltergeist, go into the light!
c. When she said Fuck Off, you should have lesbian eh.
d. lady, I'm a funeral director!
e. lady, I'm gonna get to the bus stop before you and take the last! You lose!
f. lady, I'm gonna call 911 and let them know the escapee from the lodge is beside me.
g. lady were you Lisa of Toronto's crazy landlord?
h. How many cats do you have?
i. You must be related to Riley R.
Best FU song ever.
There is a bit on an into to go through.
btw Chuck is if anything a traditional singer songwriter with a social conscious; this song is atypical for him. For example he wrote a song about Radio years before the movie and actually has a song in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
There is a bit on an into to go through.
btw Chuck is if anything a traditional singer songwriter with a social conscious; this song is atypical for him. For example he wrote a song about Radio years before the movie and actually has a song in the Baseball Hall of Fame.
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Best F-shot in the history of film:
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Art Mann
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So fuck you all so very much . . .
So fuck you all so very much . . .
From the brilliant satirist:
So fuck you all so very much . . .
From the brilliant satirist:
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Cycleguy007
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Ang said:
Dude... You got burned! :shock:
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Cycleguy007
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I have one...
I have one...
So a couple weeks ago I went to the Wine and Cheese show in Toronto with Mrs. CG.
We were at the show close to opening time, and it wasn't that busy, and a nice young lady at one of the booths was promoting alcohol mixes, (e.g. daiquiri mix, mojito mixes etc...). Most of the time, the samples were 1 or 2 tickets (sold for $1 each), but since they weren't busy yet, she was trying to get things going, she offered us small sample drinks for free.
I said "Pardon? Did you say free? That's my second favourite 4 letter word starting with "F"" LOL.
She gave us a coy grin and said, "I think might I know what your first favourite is", while looking Mrs. CG and handing us each a sample!
I chuckled and said. "Yes, I think you might, and its really nice when you put both words together!"
We went back later in the day and bought a few more. LOL
I have one...
So a couple weeks ago I went to the Wine and Cheese show in Toronto with Mrs. CG.
We were at the show close to opening time, and it wasn't that busy, and a nice young lady at one of the booths was promoting alcohol mixes, (e.g. daiquiri mix, mojito mixes etc...). Most of the time, the samples were 1 or 2 tickets (sold for $1 each), but since they weren't busy yet, she was trying to get things going, she offered us small sample drinks for free.
I said "Pardon? Did you say free? That's my second favourite 4 letter word starting with "F"" LOL.
She gave us a coy grin and said, "I think might I know what your first favourite is", while looking Mrs. CG and handing us each a sample!
I chuckled and said. "Yes, I think you might, and its really nice when you put both words together!"
We went back later in the day and bought a few more. LOL
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Cycleguy007
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peace said:I would love to hug this nice young lady...sounds like an open minded sweetie...
We flirt with female servers, bartenders all the time. Mrs. CG is a bar-tender too so we have it down to a science! LOL As long as you aren't crude, it usually goes over quite well.
(Note, it seems to work MUCH better when Mrs. CG is with me... when I try it on my own, often times I just get a rolling eyed response. :shock
BEER said:
back to this post...I honestly think its hilarious and cute to see an old woman swear...also I come from a generation where its totally inproper to insult or talk back to old (not older) people....:happy:
ps. cg..you and your wife often flirt with bartenders....do they ever lead to mind boggling hugs?
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Cycleguy007
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It has... yes.peace said:ps. cg..you and your wife often flirt with bartenders....do they ever lead to mind boggling hugs?
I was told off by a little old man today at a flea market. I picked up a couple of grapes, wiped them off and ate them while this little old guy was staring at me. As soon as I swallowed he blurted out "I hope you are going to pay for those mooch!" I was taken aback and slowly walked away and I'm sure my face was different shades of red. 
