Smart ass comments and comebacks.

[peace]

..well I hope you did enjoy the grapes afterall...
Ps. I do it all the time. Welcome to the club.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

.also I come from a generation where its totally inproper to insult or talk back to old (not older) people....:happy:

You come from a different planet altogether.

 

[peace]

Thats not positive :he:

 

[SneakySnake]

Asked a client once.

How are you today. He said.

Do you really care. :shock:

 

[peace]

did you say yes and then hug your client?

 

[Ang]

I've used this...LOL

I've used this...LOL

 

[BEER]

An oldie but a good one.

 

[Chevy]

When someone is telling you some kind of bullshit. Sneeze then tell them "Sorry, I am allergic to bullshit".

 

[Frank Zappa]

A patrol officer pulled over Enid for speeding. Enid was a 65 year old lady from out of state.
The officer asked to see her licence.
'Don't have one' Enid said.

'Can I please see the Vehicle registration' the officer asked firmly but politely.
'Nope' snapped Enid.

In that case I will have to take you into the Police station and charge you there. When they arrived they arresting officer said, to the duty sergeant. This lady has no licence and no vehicle registration.

'Sure I do' said Enid sweetly. This officer has got in for me, the next thing is he will be saying that I was speeding.

 

[Yikes!]

When someone calls you a smartass.

Smile back at them, they would not know what to say.

 

[HOF]

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[Anneliese]

Without a doubt this is the best FUCK YOU! song.... LOVE LOVE Lilly Allen!

 

[Reverse]

I usually point to my lips, point at the person and then point to my right cheek, It works for me.

 

[HOF]

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[HOF]

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