So, What's the point thread?

[Beef Jerky]

Why do some people order Jack Daniels and diet coke?. To lose weight :-Cool/"

So what's the point?.

Why do some people order half regular and half decaf coffee?. They do or not want to sleep better :blush2:

So what's the point?.

 

[Wanker]

Why do people go to the beach and sit under their umbrella all day?.

 

[papasmerf]

why would anyone drink like beer?

if you don't like the taste of beer don't drink it.

 

[Anto]

Why do women or men get their hair done then drive a convertible?.

 

[papasmerf]

Why do women or men get their hair done then drive a convertible?.

kinky

where do you find a stylist to cut you hair in a convertible??

 

[HOF]

kinky

where do you find a stylist to cut you hair in a convertible??[/QUOTE]

Kijiji under personal services!

Why do people ask how are you, when they really aren't interested in how you are?

 

[ShowmeThemoney]

Why do women show their cleavage and then get upset when we look at them?.

 

[a 1 player]

Why is the name tag of employees right on their tits?

 

[papasmerf]

Why is the name tag of employees right on their tits?

because women do not have balls

Or is it that men do not have vaginas.

Both work

 

[TINY]

Why do cyclists keep passing red lights and don't get tickets.

 

[Maurice Boscorelli]

Why do people who phone radio call in shows repeatedly ask the host ''how are you doing today''.

When the caller before them asked them that exact same question.

 

[Butch]

Why do women curl their hair while talking to you. Then when you ask them out they say no.

 

[tboy]

Why is the name tag of employees right on their tits?

I always ask: so what's the other one's name? (they usually look at me blankly lol).

The thing about these "questions" is there is a simple answer for most of them:
1) some people prefer the taste of diet soft drinks as opposed to sugared or regular ones
2) light beer is actually less filling than regular beer
3) mixed drinks came about during prohibition because the alcohol being served tasted so bad...even still, I always wondered why people ordered mixed drinks....it's like, do you order a pizza, with a bottle of listerine to hide the taste of the pizza?

Speaking of diet drinks...I worked at a place and the receptionist was huge...i mean HUGE (she broke two chairs while I worked there) and someone was leaving so they had a lunch for them at mandarin....I happened to pass by when she said to someone "I only went up 5 times but that's ok, since I had diet coke" lol.......

4) the beach: because some like the fresh air and sand and ambience but don't want to get sunburned
5) women and hair....it's not curl their hair, it's twirl their hair....if you're asking them out while they are using a curling iron, then you're in their bathroom....but to answer your question: they say no because that is their automatic response. I have found that 99.8% of women use the "play hard to get" when you're (at least when I am) asking them out.....

 

[BEER]

I always ask: so what's the other one's name? (they usually look at me blankly lol).

The thing about these "questions" is there is a simple answer for most of them:
1) some people prefer the taste of diet soft drinks as opposed to sugared or regular ones
2) light beer is actually less filling than regular beer
3) mixed drinks came about during prohibition because the alcohol being served tasted so bad...even still, I always wondered why people ordered mixed drinks....it's like, do you order a pizza, with a bottle of listerine to hide the taste of the pizza?

Speaking of diet drinks...I worked at a place and the receptionist was huge...i mean HUGE (she broke two chairs while I worked there) and someone was leaving so they had a lunch for them at mandarin....I happened to pass by when she said to someone "I only went up 5 times but that's ok, since I had diet coke" lol.......

4) the beach: because some like the fresh air and sand and ambience but don't want to get sunburned
5) women and hair....it's not curl their hair, it's twirl their hair....if you're asking them out while they are using a curling iron, then you're in their bathroom....but to answer your question: they say no because that is their automatic response. I have found that 99.8% of women use the "play hard to get" when you're (at least when I am) asking them out.....

Are you finished Hmmmmmm :whip: :biggrin2:

 

[HOF]

Why does poop smell?

 

[DannyDeVito]

What's the point of losing 100 pounds and don't get surgery to cut off the fat?.

 

[Butch]

What's the point of a Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my
wife. "






"What type of bra?" Asked the clerk.



"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"





"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable!


"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from ."


Relieved, the man asked about the types.




The saleslady replied: "There are the Catholic, The Salvation Army, The Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"




Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.





The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple. . .

The Catholic type Supports the masses;



The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen;



The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright; and




The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills."


Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used To define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure
out what the letters stood

for, it is about time YOU BECAME INFORMED!!!

{A} Almost Boobs...

{B} Barely there...

{C} Can't Complain!....

{D} Dang!...

{DD} Double dang!......

{E} Enormous!...

{F} Fake...

{G} Get a Reduction...

{H} Help me, I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up….!!


PS: They forgot the German Bra.... Shtopemfromfloppen!!!!

 

[SneakySnake]

Why do we keep watching the Leafs if they haven't won since 67.

 

[God]

Why do I feel so fat after every Thanksgiving weekend.

 

[Cardinal Fang]

What's the point of flirting with women to have sex when I can just pay Goober's Mon to do it without fear of rejection.