Some things to think about.

[TINY]

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!



2 * Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.



3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.



4 * Drive carefully... It's not only cars that can be recalled by their Maker.



5 * If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.



6 * If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.



7 * It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.



8 * Never buy a car you can't push.



9 * Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.



10 * Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.



11 * Since it's the early worm that gets eaten by the bird, sleep late.



12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.



13 * When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.



14 * Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.



16 * Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.



17 * We could learn a lot from crayons. Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.



18 * A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.



19 * Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today.



AND MOST IMPORTANTLY



20 *Save the earth..... It's the only planet with chocolate!* I THINK !!!!

 

[Leo]

Thanks Tiny, fun post.

 

[SillyGirl]

Nice post, TINY. Thanks.

 

[Art Mann]

Think I'll plan to take one foot out of my mouth, get up and dance, sleep late and have more birthdays.

 

[-b]

I always seem to put both my feet in my mouth.......

 

[Boing]

What mouse Funky & Music

 

[Transient]

3 * Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

and keep your browser history clear.

Another winner TINY. :YMAPPLAUSE:

 

[Blank_Dave]

1 * Accept the fact that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue!

12 * The second mouse gets the cheese.

You sure?

 

[TROOPS]

21) When taking a dump, after wiping with toilet paper.......its good to wipe with baby wipes afterwards, cuz you never know when a chick will stick her tongue up your butt.

 

[God]

21) When taking a dump, after wiping with toilet paper.......its good to wipe with baby wipes afterwards, cuz you never know when a chick will stick her tongue up your butt.

:writing:

 

[Pietro]

That is what I keep telling myself :biggrin2:

Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once.

 

[Robintheboywonder]

21) When taking a dump, after wiping with toilet paper.......its good to wipe with baby wipes afterwards, cuz you never know when a chick will stick her tongue up your butt.

I do, I carry wipes in my car in case I have to use a public washroom

 

[Art Mann]

Reminds me of this thread:

 

[papasmerf]

do vegans taste like bacon????????????
after all they eat the same things are my pre-bacon pets

 

[Guido]

do vegans taste like bacon????????????
after all they eat the same things are my pre-bacon pets

All I can say is I tasted a Vegan and she tasted great!:biggrin2:

 

[Pussy_Eater]

All I can say is I tasted a Vegan and she tasted great!:biggrin2:

Fat free :biggrin2:

 

[Cardinal Fang]

All I can say is I tasted a Vegan and she tasted great!:biggrin2:

Sadly...I'm afraid to admit we may have dined in the same place and I do agree with you.

 

[Siodd]

:good:

 

[Tooler]

What Americans should think about.

#1 America has the highest incarceration rate and the largest total prison population in the entire world by a good margin.

#2 There are more car thefts in the United States than anywhere else in the world by far.

#3 Of all the major industrialized nations, America is the most obese. Mexico is #2.

#4 The average American drinks more than 600 sodas a year – the most in the world.

#5 U.S. corporations sell more fast food and more soda than anyone else in the world by a wide margin.

#6 Nobody watches more television per week (28 hours) than Americans do. Although to be honest, people living in the UK are tied with us.

#7 The United States leads the world in credit card fraud.

#8 The United States has the highest percentage of one person households on the entire planet.

#9 The United States has the highest divorce rate in the world by a good margin.

#10 The United States has the highest teen pregnancy rate in the world by far.

#11 There are more school shootings in America than anywhere else in the world.

#12 The United States has the highest child abuse death rate in the world.

#13 There are more “deaths by reptile” in America than anywhere else in the world.

#14 The United States has the most lawyers per capita in the entire world.

#15 The United States produces more pornography than any other nation in the world.

#16 Americans take more prescription drugs than anyone else in the world.

#17 More is spent on prescription drug advertising in America than anywhere else in the world.

#18 The percentage of women taking antidepressants in America is higher than in any other country in the world.

#19 More people have been diagnosed with mental disorders in America than anywhere else on earth.

#20 The United States has the highest rate of illegal drug use on the entire globe.

#21 There is more credit card debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#22 There is more mortgage debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#23 There is more student loan debt in America than anywhere else in the world.

#24 The United States spends more money on government schools than any other nation on earth does.

#25 U.S. citizens spend more time in school than anyone else in the world. So why are so many of us dumb as a rock?

#26 Nobody in the world gets more plastic surgery done than Americans do.

#27 The United States leads the world in eating disorder deaths.

#28 According to nationmaster.com, the United States has the most total reported crimes in the world by far.

#29 Nobody has more airport security thugs groping women and children than America does.

#30 The United States spends much more on health care as a percentage of GDP than any other nation on the face of the earth.

#31 The United States has the most complicated tax system on the entire planet.

#32 The United States has the most laws on the entire planet.

#33 The United States spends more on the military than the next 12 nations combined, and yet the Obama administration is considering plans to unilaterally slash the size of the U.S. nuclear arsenal by up to 80 percent.

#34 The United States has the most foreign military bases in the world by far.

#35 The United States exports more arms to other countries than anyone else in the world.

#36 Americans spend more time sitting in traffic than anyone else in the world.

#37 Americans spend more money on elections than anyone else does in the world by a very wide margin.

#38 Every single year, the United States has the largest trade deficit in the world by far.

#39 The U.S. government wastes more money than any other government on earth does.

#40 The United States has accumulated the biggest mountain of government debt in the history of the world

 

[User-E]

Fuck yeah! 'murica!

Some of these things are the price we pay for being a free country. I guess we could go the route of the Chinese or Russians and take away personal liberty in the name of making the country better, but that just wouldn't be our style.

It's funny how many people around the world complain about America......then when something major goes wrong they ask "What are the Americans going to do about it?"

Kinda like how men and women feel about each other.

Can't live with them, can't live without them.

:biggrin2: