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A) The secret ingredient is usually butter, in obscene amounts.
B) It’s easy to make someone’s day just by being uncommonly pleasant to them.
C) A good 9 out of 10 bad things to worry about never happened. A good 9 out of 10 bad things that did happen never occurred to worry about. Punchline: don't worry about stuff.
D) Sometimes you have to remove certain people from your life, even if they’re family.
E) There is no point finishing a book you aren’t enjoying. Life is too short for that. Swallow your pride and put it down for good, unfinished.
F) Children are remarkably honest creatures until we teach them not to be.
G) Whenever you’re worried about what others will think of you, you’re really just worried about what you’ll think of you.
H) Every problem you have is your responsibility, regardless of who caused it.
I) If you never doubt your beliefs, then you’re wrong a lot.
J) Credit card debt devours souls.
K) Everyone you meet is better than you at something.
L) Knowledge is belief, nothing more.
M) Self-examination is the only path out of misery.
N) If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.
O) Even if it costs no money, nothing is free if it takes time.
P) By default, people think far too much.
Q) To write a person off as worthless is an act of great violence.
R) Most of what children learn from their parents isn’t taught on purpose.
S) When you’re sick of your own life, that’s a good time to pick up a book.
T) The ability to be happy is nothing other than the ability to come to terms with how things change.
U) People are like bicycles... they can keep their balance only as long as they keep moving.
V) Most people love the smell of their farts.
W) If you aren't happy without money, you won't be happy with money.
X) Don't sweat the small stuff. It's all small stuff
B) It’s easy to make someone’s day just by being uncommonly pleasant to them.
C) A good 9 out of 10 bad things to worry about never happened. A good 9 out of 10 bad things that did happen never occurred to worry about. Punchline: don't worry about stuff.
D) Sometimes you have to remove certain people from your life, even if they’re family.
E) There is no point finishing a book you aren’t enjoying. Life is too short for that. Swallow your pride and put it down for good, unfinished.
F) Children are remarkably honest creatures until we teach them not to be.
G) Whenever you’re worried about what others will think of you, you’re really just worried about what you’ll think of you.
H) Every problem you have is your responsibility, regardless of who caused it.
I) If you never doubt your beliefs, then you’re wrong a lot.
J) Credit card debt devours souls.
K) Everyone you meet is better than you at something.
L) Knowledge is belief, nothing more.
M) Self-examination is the only path out of misery.
N) If you aren’t happy single, you won’t be happy in a relationship.
O) Even if it costs no money, nothing is free if it takes time.
P) By default, people think far too much.
Q) To write a person off as worthless is an act of great violence.
R) Most of what children learn from their parents isn’t taught on purpose.
S) When you’re sick of your own life, that’s a good time to pick up a book.
T) The ability to be happy is nothing other than the ability to come to terms with how things change.
U) People are like bicycles... they can keep their balance only as long as they keep moving.
V) Most people love the smell of their farts.
W) If you aren't happy without money, you won't be happy with money.
X) Don't sweat the small stuff. It's all small stuff