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I have an issue with the Auction Hunter guys is that every locker they seem to buy is a GREAT SCORE! AND HEY WE TALK REALLY LOAD AND YELL CONSTANTLY JUST LIKE THAT GUY ON THE OXYCLEAN COMMERCIALS BECAUSE VOLUME MAKES THE SHOW THAT MUCH MORE EXCITING!!!!! WHOOHOOW!!!!
Oh yah, and you have to gesticulate like you're Italian.
I often watch these shows with the closed captioning on so that I can identify all the malapropisms.
 
I have an issue with the Auction Hunter guys is that every locker they seem to buy is a GREAT SCORE! AND HEY WE TALK REALLY LOAD AND YELL CONSTANTLY JUST LIKE THAT GUY ON THE OXYCLEAN COMMERCIALS BECAUSE VOLUME MAKES THE SHOW THAT MUCH MORE EXCITING!!!!! WHOOHOOW!!!!
Oh yah, and you have to gesticulate like you're Italian.
I often watch these shows with the closed captioning on so that I can identify all the malapropisms.

Well, how exciting would it be if they just "scored" someone's used boxers every week?

They say all the time: most of our lockers are a bust so......
 
I'd like to see them NOT score every now and then like on Storage Wars. Of course all the boring shit is edited out but it would really show how these guys aren't always making big scores. I recall on one of the shows some guys had said that they were going to do that shit full time - they had a store and quit their jobs. Stupid of course.
One time I saw the other guys sell a 25 year old snow mobile for 3500 or so. I totally declared bullshit on that.
 
On Storage Wars whatever the buyer claims he can get the show counter validates the price. I would bet that most of the time they don't get what the claim the score is worth. I'm watching it right now, YEP :lol: . I do like Dave and it looks like Jarrod and Dave are at it again tonight.
 
I'd like to see them NOT score every now and then like on Storage Wars. Of course all the boring shit is edited out but it would really show how these guys aren't always making big scores. I recall on one of the shows some guys had said that they were going to do that shit full time - they had a store and quit their jobs. Stupid of course.
One time I saw the other guys sell a 25 year old snow mobile for 3500 or so. I totally declared bullshit on that.

Are you talking about Ton and Allen? That episode was just on and they sold the pristine condition yamaha 440 for $700.00.......not $3500.00
 
better yet, they have one on the full throttle bar in stugis and get this, a FOOD truck race!!! fuuuuck

Oh, and to add fuel to the fire about them re-making footloose, they've made yet ANOTHER movie about the 3 musketeers.....jesus they much be getting desparate.....
 
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