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Please remember that YMMV and always be respectful to the ladies. I am just so happy to be in the high mileage club. In addition, I have to thank Taylor for her diligence in organizing the Amazing Race with no glitches and it only took her a day to pull it altogether for me with no miscommunications, and confirmed the initial location the morning of. Really too funny as it’s an area that I’m very well acquainted with. Taylor, you rock sweetheart! If you look anything like you sound, I’m sure that you’re beautiful.
As I only had a few hours sleep the night before because of my dear friend keeping me out all night at the ad-hoc **** party, but I’m not complaining. My alarm went off at 6 a.m. Complete all the morning routines, and now head to Toronto.
Now, I’m a bit of a dinosaur and refuse to get a cell phone. Yeah, I know come into the 21st Century. This is where the Amazing Race comes into play. From each location, after the visit, I had to call Taylor to get directions to the Race location! LMAO. Yes, we all had some laughs about that one.
Now, as a prelude to the Amazing Race,the ladies told me that I should change my handle from HOF to LL COOL HOF because “I’m doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well. Make it hot. It’s our first time together and I’m feeling kinda horny. Conventional methods of makin’love kinda bore me. I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off, blow your socks off and make sure your G spots soft.”
As my first appointment time arrived, I buzzed in and wandered to the elevator wondering if JULIA was going to look as stunning as she did at the Christmas party. I was playin’ it calm, cool and collected; the door was left ajar for me, so I gently knocked and walked in. There she was and I was in awe! JULIA wearing a skin tight red dress, red high heels, her smile is breath-taking, and she says, “It’s you, I remember you from the party.” And she’s content as she cuddles in for a big hug and kiss.
Julia invites me into her office for my interview, we enjoy a few ice-breakers and she asks me to prepare for my interview. I return several minutes later wrapped in my cabana boy towel to see this incredibly gorgeous woman sprawled on the bed. I asked her to sit on the edge of the bed so I could soak all of her warmth in with an embrace. I told her that I have never been in the presence of someone as beautiful as she is. She melted into me, unwrapped the towel and said, “We’re goin’ to get along famously.” Julia’s pictures and statistics do not do her justice; she is a Baywatch babe in real life!
I asked Julia to perform a subtle striptease for me and she welcomed the opportunity to show me her dangerous and deadly curves, and I mean it.
The playful little minx crawled onto the bed, and I put my hand behind her head as we engaged in a passionate kiss that turned into mutual exploration of each other’s entwined bodies.
What a dream it was to playfully trace the outline of her body with the gentle caress of my tongue and fingers and tease her natural D’s and oh that honey pot. I thought I was pooh bear lickin’ some honey. To quote Jon Mayer, “Your body is a wonderland.” Julia saw what my ailment was and decided it was time for her to play head nurse and suck on my thermometer. Yes, she put the entire thermometer into her warm, wet, wonderful mouth. After several variations of oral copulation with Julia, it dawned on me, who she looked like. Oh no and oh yes, comes to my mind. Julia once again had dropped down to get her eagle on, and I blurted out, “You look like Alyssa Milano, who is smoking sexy, but then I thought NO, I used to watch who’s the boss.” LMAO. We both chuckled at that for some time. Seriously, Julia has strong South of Italy features, with lovely high cheek bones like a supermodel presence. We played let’s bump uglies in various positions during our 2 hour adventure. We agreed dawgy in the mirror with me gently pulling her hair back, nibbling on her neck and entering her honey pot with the magic wand and those lovely natural D’s bouncing all over finished me.
Back in the 70’s there was a band called 10cc, named after the average man’s ejaculate. Well, there was nothing average about this eruption, it must have been 40cc’s all over her sexy little ass. Whew! After a quick shower, we called Taylor to get coordinates for the next destination in the Amazing race. As Taylor was trying to give me directions, Julia, that little minx, had slipped her robe off and had me standing at attention once again. During my conversation with Taylor, I asked Julia if she would be available at 9pm. Julia replied, “For you, I will.” Damn, Now Two songs in my head. Sexy M.F.er and Pussy Control!
It was time to jump into a cab and off to the next destination of the Amazing Race. I said Mr. Cab Driver are you gonna my way? He said, “Yes.” I said, “Bring it on; I’m headed to a love revolution, and it ain’t over til it’s over.”
I had enough time to reload the love muscle and do some people watching. While I thought of the wonderful embrace that I had shared with Anna a week before at the Christmas party. I called my Amazing Race guide and let her know that I was in the general area and would be there on time. Taylor said, “HOF, you’re too funny.”
As I only had a few hours sleep the night before because of my dear friend keeping me out all night at the ad-hoc **** party, but I’m not complaining. My alarm went off at 6 a.m. Complete all the morning routines, and now head to Toronto.
Now, I’m a bit of a dinosaur and refuse to get a cell phone. Yeah, I know come into the 21st Century. This is where the Amazing Race comes into play. From each location, after the visit, I had to call Taylor to get directions to the Race location! LMAO. Yes, we all had some laughs about that one.
Now, as a prelude to the Amazing Race,the ladies told me that I should change my handle from HOF to LL COOL HOF because “I’m doin’ it and doin’ it and doin’ it well. Make it hot. It’s our first time together and I’m feeling kinda horny. Conventional methods of makin’love kinda bore me. I wanna knock your block off, get my rocks off, blow your socks off and make sure your G spots soft.”
As my first appointment time arrived, I buzzed in and wandered to the elevator wondering if JULIA was going to look as stunning as she did at the Christmas party. I was playin’ it calm, cool and collected; the door was left ajar for me, so I gently knocked and walked in. There she was and I was in awe! JULIA wearing a skin tight red dress, red high heels, her smile is breath-taking, and she says, “It’s you, I remember you from the party.” And she’s content as she cuddles in for a big hug and kiss.
Julia invites me into her office for my interview, we enjoy a few ice-breakers and she asks me to prepare for my interview. I return several minutes later wrapped in my cabana boy towel to see this incredibly gorgeous woman sprawled on the bed. I asked her to sit on the edge of the bed so I could soak all of her warmth in with an embrace. I told her that I have never been in the presence of someone as beautiful as she is. She melted into me, unwrapped the towel and said, “We’re goin’ to get along famously.” Julia’s pictures and statistics do not do her justice; she is a Baywatch babe in real life!
I asked Julia to perform a subtle striptease for me and she welcomed the opportunity to show me her dangerous and deadly curves, and I mean it.
The playful little minx crawled onto the bed, and I put my hand behind her head as we engaged in a passionate kiss that turned into mutual exploration of each other’s entwined bodies.
What a dream it was to playfully trace the outline of her body with the gentle caress of my tongue and fingers and tease her natural D’s and oh that honey pot. I thought I was pooh bear lickin’ some honey. To quote Jon Mayer, “Your body is a wonderland.” Julia saw what my ailment was and decided it was time for her to play head nurse and suck on my thermometer. Yes, she put the entire thermometer into her warm, wet, wonderful mouth. After several variations of oral copulation with Julia, it dawned on me, who she looked like. Oh no and oh yes, comes to my mind. Julia once again had dropped down to get her eagle on, and I blurted out, “You look like Alyssa Milano, who is smoking sexy, but then I thought NO, I used to watch who’s the boss.” LMAO. We both chuckled at that for some time. Seriously, Julia has strong South of Italy features, with lovely high cheek bones like a supermodel presence. We played let’s bump uglies in various positions during our 2 hour adventure. We agreed dawgy in the mirror with me gently pulling her hair back, nibbling on her neck and entering her honey pot with the magic wand and those lovely natural D’s bouncing all over finished me.
Back in the 70’s there was a band called 10cc, named after the average man’s ejaculate. Well, there was nothing average about this eruption, it must have been 40cc’s all over her sexy little ass. Whew! After a quick shower, we called Taylor to get coordinates for the next destination in the Amazing race. As Taylor was trying to give me directions, Julia, that little minx, had slipped her robe off and had me standing at attention once again. During my conversation with Taylor, I asked Julia if she would be available at 9pm. Julia replied, “For you, I will.” Damn, Now Two songs in my head. Sexy M.F.er and Pussy Control!
It was time to jump into a cab and off to the next destination of the Amazing Race. I said Mr. Cab Driver are you gonna my way? He said, “Yes.” I said, “Bring it on; I’m headed to a love revolution, and it ain’t over til it’s over.”
I had enough time to reload the love muscle and do some people watching. While I thought of the wonderful embrace that I had shared with Anna a week before at the Christmas party. I called my Amazing Race guide and let her know that I was in the general area and would be there on time. Taylor said, “HOF, you’re too funny.”
