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The Best Of The Amazing “Penis Beaker” Debate

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This could be the real reason men keep 'a glass of water' beside the bed! Not because they get thirsty in the middle of the night, but because they wanna dunk their penis after whacking off before going to sleep, without having to get out bed! It all makes sense now.
 
Tissues are the worst! Sections of the tissue will attach themselves to you forming a little "cast" that scares the fuck out of you when you find it hiding.
Sex towels are the way to go. :good:
 
This could be the real reason men keep 'a glass of water' beside the bed! Not because they get thirsty in the middle of the night, but because they wanna dunk their penis after whacking off before going to sleep, without having to get out bed! It all makes sense now.

Damn our secret is out.
 
Tissues are the worst! Sections of the tissue will attach themselves to you forming a little "cast" that scares the fuck out of you when you find it hiding.
Sex towels are the way to go. :good:

I try to always have impeccable hygiene, so when I was doing FS, knowing my clients would be getting very up close and personal with my lady bits, I would check out my genitalia in the mirror before each session to make sure there were no little bits of paper sticking to me, lol.
When you trim really close, the shorter hair seems to catch it more easily, so I learned to pat dry rather than wipe. :blush2:

I always do the warm cloth cleanup for clients after using wipes. I can't shower with them unfortunately cause I have a smallish tub.
 
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