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I'll be having some fun with Louis XIV in the very near future, chokemychicken. I promise you amusement.
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I'll be having some fun with Louis XIV in the very near future, chokemychicken. I promise you amusement.
I think you know by now that when someone takes me on, the only winners are bobistheowl and the spectators.
Well, you go right ahead and do whatever you think you need to, bob. Frankly, to me you really aren't much more than a disease infected flea digging away on the shit pile of life, and 99.9% of what you post is absolutely meaningless and completely uninteresting to me. You're simply roadkill on the exhilarating autobahn that is my life. I do notice your rotting carcass as I speed by, but it holds no importance or lasting impressions on me, and I usually forget about having seen anything of consequence at all until I happen to swing back the same way I came and see the same old dead carcass, exactly where it was, completely unchanged since I last flew past.
But by all means, please do continue to pour your heart and soul into endless 'stream of consciousness' posts, if it makes you feel less lonely. Besides, every once in while, the content does provide a good vantage point for me from which to deliberately throw a line in the pond, and hook you in the cheek so I can make you dance on top of the water for a while, y'know, just for my own personal amusement.
It's clearly an effective method that seems to work, each and every time!
Now, dance bob, dance....
Bob and Louis, you both are very amusing. I find your posts combative but very well written.
Fun read on a night I can't fall asleep.
I tried out for the ski team once, but on my very first run, I got distracted by a chick in tight ski pants and caught an edge. Didn't make the cut that year, and instead went on to pursue an illustrious career as an opiates addict. You can see video of my epic run, and painful gaffe below...
1987, Kitzbühel.
Well, you've just outed your civvie ID, Todd Brooker, you Crazy Canuck
Is THAT who I am?!! Between the epic cerebral contusions, and having left most of my face on the ice covered ski hill, no one has ever been able to positively identify the residual fleshy bag of broken bones formerly known as my body before now. Thanks bobistheowl!
Ask me if I care, Todd.
If this is indeed his real name then you're best to remove this ASAP. Mods don't tolerate this kind of post.
That would be true.
Reverse said:I can see blue balls being a problem, maybe owlboy can help you out??
bobistheowl said:You've got a pretty big pair of tits, calling me owlboy. It's a pleasure to meet you.
papasmerf said:Please show the ladies respect..............It is pretty much so the way we work around here.
oldguyzer said:Failure to do so is usually met with quick justice :biggrin2:
The cute one said:What he said.
Consider it a warning.
Bob,bobistheowl said:OK, I'll just add Louis XIV to my Ignore list instead, and diss him that way, until he runs to a mod, like a little bitch. Then I'll get a PM, telling me to leave him alone. I usually get to make six slaps, before that happens. I gave him a reprieve at Festivus, and this is the thanks I get.
For those of you who were wondering how the 'bad blood' between Louis XIV and I started, go back to November 24, 2014.
See posts #36 in Worst Pain You've Ever Had, :
That was a clean bust. I recognized a famous skiing highlight clip of Canadian Todd Brooker at the Hahnenkamm downhill skiing championship racing couse near Kitzbühel, Austria in 1987.
Rather than out Louis XIV as a liar, I presumed that what he said was true, and therefore outed Louis XIV's civilian identity as Todd Brooker.
This was all explained in Post #15 of MILF Memoires: https://www.hubgfe.com/community/showthread.php?79523-MILF-Memoirs&highlight=Todd
That same day, Louis XiV and I had some friendly sparring on page 4 of Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Amazing Curves.... https://www.hubgfe.com/community/sh...rves-in-a-Very-Revealing-White-Swimsuit/page4
and in #65, I said to Louis XIV
And oldguyzer, clueless, as usual, and being unaware, (or pretending to be unaware), of the 'video bust', in his third of three consecutive posts in the same thread within two minutes, first 'played mod':
And then, passive-aggressive little faggot that he is, oldguyzer dropped a dime with the report triangle, and Dominus appeared:
But I sorted this out with Dominus, by referring him to the 'video bust' thread, and why I had called Louis XIV Todd.
This wasn't the first time oldguyzer had tried to have me banned, by complaining to the mods on someone else' behalf. The first time he did it was here, on page 6 of Ask bobistheowl!:
Post #112, October 19, 2014:
This was my first contact with Reverse, three days after I had joined HUBGFE.
My reply was in #131:
And papasmerf, (still pretending to be my friend at that point), and oldguyzer, (who disrespected me from day I, because he was 'defending the honour' of the hypothetical obese women' in the Sobey's ice cream aisle 'bust a slump' post), took it upon themselves to interfere in my flirting:
As if the words oldguyzer and honour should every logically appear in the same sentence.
There he is, trying to appear tough, punctuated with shit eating grin #2 emoticon. The cold blooded reptile uses emoticions to obfuscate the fact that he has no emotions, other than the seven deadly sins: Wrath, Greed, Pride, Sloth, Lust, Envy, and Gluttony. Like in the movie Se7en, with Gwyneth Paltrow's head in the box, at the end.
He's not even really old, that's just an act. He recently said he went to college in the 80's, and I busted him for that. He's probably younger than I am, but he thinks he deserves to be respected, for pretending to be old, weak and vicious. The weak and vicious part is real.
This had nothing at all to do with them, and Reverse wasn't offended, they just didn't recognize flirting, but wanted to act tough, which earned me a warning from the cute one:
oldguyzer has one tactic against me: provoke, then try to get me banned, by pissing and moaning to a mod, that he's about to be attacked. I saw right through that, and eventually, he'd 'cried wolf' too many times, and they stopped appearing when he claimed victim status for somebody else.
Around this time, Louis XIV decided to be oldguyzer's bum boy, and every time Louis XIV would make an unprovoked diss against me, oldguyzer would give him a Likes, so people who didn't catch on to that would think somebody liked Louis XIV around here, other than oldguyzer.
oldguyzer doesn't like Louis XIV either, he just like it when Louis XIV disses me, because I don't read oldguyzer's posts anymore. He still disses me anyway; I only see those, when Louis XIV quotes him, but I won't see those anymore, either.
I gave Louis XIV enough chances to not be a troll 100% of the time, but a leopard can't change his spots. That's probably why he chose that avatar.
Bye, loser.
Anyone who wants to know why I despise the Pork room clique of papasmerf, oldguyzer, escapefromstress, and to a lesser extent, Transient, has only to read the first few pages of Ask bobistheowl!
Starting with Transient in post #8, on my first day here, and quickly followed by oldguyzer in #13, #14, and #15, in which they invited themselves into my home thread, and colonized it for themselves, answering questions asked to bobistheowl, without ever considering that there might be anything rude and provocative about doing that. To them, it's business as usual.
This is how that group "welcomes" someone new HUBGFE. It's no wonder that a lot of people who come here, don't stay long. escapefromstress was still pretending to be a friend to me, in those days, but how could anyone be a friend to me, and to oldguyzer, at the same time? Then, a few pages later, having failed to have me banned, or just stop posting out of frustration, escapefromstress has the unmitigated gall to invite me to join them, as if I should be 'honoured' to join the elite group that bullies everyone else into submission.
I thought they were nice people, for a little while. I even thought there was a real place where they had breakfast together, and then I saw they just drool over .jpeg images of pork, and it only took me one look to see that that was so lame. I can't for the life of me understand why the rest of you just sit back, and let a small group of weak people push everybody else around, while claiming that they are victims. Only pussies act like that.
People like that make me sick, and that's why I have the lot of them on permanent ignore. They are a cancer to my soul, and a waste of skin, metaphorically. My life has been enriched, by excising them from it, and I don't care if I hurt a wannabe bully's feelings. Just because they do that collectively, and in coordinated attacks, doesn't make them less guilty as individuals, and just because they don't hold themselves accountable for their actions, doesn't mean I don't.
To me, there is no virtue found in having the same faults as every other person who is likewise selfish and greedy. If 90% of people are like that, to me it means that only 10% are interesting to me, because the other 90% are just interchangeable cells in a malignant tumour.
papasmerf said:Bob,
You are fishing in a dry lake bed.
bobistheowl said:That same day, Louis XiV and I had some friendly sparring on page 4 of Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Amazing Curves.... https://www.hubgfe.com/community/sh...rves-in-a-Very-Revealing-White-Swimsuit/page4
and in #65, I said to Louis XIV
And oldguyzer, clueless, as usual, and being unaware, (or pretending to be unaware), of the 'video bust', in his third of three consecutive posts in the same thread within two minutes, first 'played mod':
And then, passive-aggressive little faggot that he is, oldguyzer dropped a dime with the report triangle, and Dominus appeared:
But I sorted this out with Dominus, by referring him to the 'video bust' thread, and why I had called Louis XIV Todd.
This wasn't the first time oldguyzer had tried to have me banned, by complaining to the mods on someone else' behalf. The first time he did it was here, on page 6 of Ask bobistheowl!:
Post #112, October 19, 2014:
This was my first contact with Reverse, three days after I had joined HUBGFE.
My reply was in #131:
And papasmerf, (still pretending to be my friend at that point), and oldguyzer, (who disrespected me from day I, because he was 'defending the honour' of the hypothetical obese women' in the Sobey's ice cream aisle 'bust a slump' post), took it upon themselves to interfere in my flirting:
As if the words oldguyzer and honour should every logically appear in the same sentence.
There he is, trying to appear tough, punctuated with shit eating grin #2 emoticon. The cold blooded reptile uses emoticions to obfuscate the fact that he has no emotions, other than the seven deadly sins: Wrath, Greed, Pride, Sloth, Lust, Envy, and Gluttony. Like in the movie Se7en, with Gwyneth Paltrow's head in the box, at the end.
He's not even really old, that's just an act. He recently said he went to college in the 80's, and I busted him for that. He's probably younger than I am, but he thinks he deserves to be respected, for pretending to be old, weak and vicious. The weak and vicious part is real.
This had nothing at all to do with them, and Reverse wasn't offended, they just didn't recognize flirting, but wanted to act tough, which earned me a warning from the cute one:
oldguyzer has one tactic against me: provoke, then try to get me banned, by pissing and moaning to a mod, that he's about to be attacked. I saw right through that, and eventually, he'd 'cried wolf' too many times, and they stopped appearing when he claimed victim status for somebody else.
Around this time, Louis XIV decided to be oldguyzer's bum boy, and every time Louis XIV would make an unprovoked diss against me, oldguyzer would give him a Likes, so people who didn't catch on to that would think somebody liked Louis XIV around here, other than oldguyzer.
oldguyzer doesn't like Louis XIV either, he just like it when Louis XIV disses me, because I don't read oldguyzer's posts anymore. He still disses me anyway; I only see those, when Louis XIV quotes him, but I won't see those anymore, either.
I gave Louis XIV enough chances to not be a troll 100% of the time, but a leopard can't change his spots. That's probably why he chose that avatar.
Bye, loser.
Anyone who wants to know why I despise the Pork room clique of papasmerf, oldguyzer, escapefromstress, and to a lesser extent, Transient, has only to read the first few pages of Ask bobistheowl!
Starting with Transient in post #8, on my first day here, and quickly followed by oldguyzer in #13, #14, and #15, in which they invited themselves into my home thread, and colonized it for themselves, answering questions asked to bobistheowl, without ever considering that there might be anything rude and provocative about doing that. To them, it's business as usual.
This is how that group "welcomes" someone new HUBGFE. It's no wonder that a lot of people who come here, don't stay long. escapefromstress was still pretending to be a friend to me, in those days, but how could anyone be a friend to me, and to oldguyzer, at the same time? Then, a few pages later, having failed to have me banned, or just stop posting out of frustration, escapefromstress has the unmitigated gall to invite me to join them, as if I should be 'honoured' to join the elite group that bullies everyone else into submission.
I thought they were nice people, for a little while. I even thought there was a real place where they had breakfast together, and then I saw they just drool over .jpeg images of pork, and it only took me one look to see that that was so lame. I can't for the life of me understand why the rest of you just sit back, and let a small group of weak people push everybody else around, while claiming that they are victims. Only pussies act like that.
People like that make me sick, and that's why I have the lot of them on permanent ignore. They are a cancer to my soul, and a waste of skin, metaphorically. My life has been enriched, by excising them from it, and I don't care if I hurt a wannabe bully's feelings. Just because they do that collectively, and in coordinated attacks, doesn't make them less guilty as individuals, and just because they don't hold themselves accountable for their actions, doesn't mean I don't.
To me, there is no virtue found in having the same faults as every other person who is likewise selfish and greedy. If 90% of people are like that, to me it means that only 10% are interesting to me, because the other 90% are just interchangeable cells in a malignant tumour.
Cardinal Fang said:I will say this. The format in which Bob posts makes it easy to see who is getting under his skin. :biggrin2:
escapefromstress said:An angel rings a little bell in heaven every time bob mentions my name. :biggrin2:
Cardinal Fang said:I will say this. The format in which Bob posts makes it easy to see who is getting under his skin. :biggrin2:
bobistheowl said:Fuck off, bitch.
bobistheowl said:Fuck off, bitch.
Cardinal Fang said:Stop flirting with me Bob. People are going to start talking.
escapefromstress said:If you imagine him saying it while dressed in drag, it's even funnier.
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bobistheowl said:Fuck off, bitch.