World's Shortest Books…The American version.

[Leo]

I understand that you don't have a ton of extra time to read books,
so, I've compiled a short list of books that can be read at a one sitting.

World's Shortest Books…


MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
> By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
> Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPEDAFTER KATRINA
> By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
______________________________________
THINGS I LOVEABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
___________________________________
Sequel: THINGS ILOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
_____________________________
THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
____________________________________
THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
_____________________________________
GUIDE TO: THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
____________________________________
HOW TO LIVE LIFETO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
__________________________________
TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
_______________________
GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
_______________________________________
MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson
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HOW TO DRINK &DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introductionby
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
____________________________________________________
HOW TO WIN A SUPERBOWL
BY THE DETROIT LIONS
___________________________________________________
My Complete Knowledgeof Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
________________________________________________________
AND, JUST ADDED:
And the shortest book of them all...
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
by Barack Obama

 

[Cardinal Fang]

THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY

Stop teasing me you asshat. :biggrin2:

 

[Trolling]

Tiger never dated a black chick :Thatwas-bad:

 

[Curly]

:biggrin2:

 

[TINY]

We need a Canadian version.

 

[Transient]

Toronto Maple Leafs: A Memoir of Stanley Cup Wins of the 70's, 80's, 90's and 2000's.

 

[Transient]

Toronto Maple Leafs: A Memoir of Stanley Cup Wins of the 70's, 80's, 90's and 2000's.

Vol. II

 

[IFUSEEKAMY]

It's not nice to be so truthful.

 

[Transient]

I grew up a Red Sox fan. I understand your pain.