The confession thread.

[God]

Fess up and confess your sins. I will forgive all, well maybe not all but give it a shot.

Start....

 

[Boing]

Forgive me Father as I have sinned. I bitch slapped Guido and he liked it.

 

[DannyDeVito]

I confess that I jerk it twice a day. How many Hail Mary prayers, God?.

 

[Curly]

I confess that I threw the cat out of my balcony and he survived.

 

[papasmerf]

I have participated in debauchery and enjoyed it.
I have watched ladies dance naked on a stage maybe 10 thousand times but did not tip all of them.
Bet on a Sunday game.

 

[Wise Guy]

I like to talk dirty and into kinky sex.

 

[oldguyzer]

I have paid for sex, for nothing more important than getting off. And then, I've paid for sex for everything more important than getting off. Do they balance? :wink2:

 

[BEER]

I'm keeping my secrets to my grave.

 

[HOF]

Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been 32 years since my last confession.

I have told one lie repeatedly to women by telling each one of them that they were the best!

 

[Admiral]

Forgive me Father as I have sinned.

Damn forgot I am Jewish.

 

[muckin]

Confessing all my sins would be longer than a review from Chaos theory. LOL! raying:
Love ya CT

 

[Willy]

I have so many. Do not know where to begin. Can I take a rain cheque for now?.

 

[Trump]

Forgive me father for I have sinned, it's been um, hmmm ???? years since my last confession.

I've stole ladies panties and hid them in my sock drawer.

 

[God]

You must all donate 30 % of your salary to the Church. To make it easier send a ETransfer to my bank account and I will make sure It gets distributed equally.

 

[papasmerf]

You must all donate 30 % of your salary to the Church. To make it easier send a ETransfer to my bank account and I will make sure It gets distributed equally.

sure just post you account and bank routing number.

once verified I will make the transfer.

 

[God]

sure just post you account and bank routing number.

once verified I will make the transfer.

You are one kind man. Wait for it :Nailbiting:

 

[papasmerf]

You are one kind man. Wait for it :Nailbiting:

:Waiting:

 

[-b]

Forgive me Father......I do not want Sex from Men anymore.....But I am
finding that I Really Enjoy Sex with Women.....:wink2:

So can you let me win the lottery so I can share the wealth with the
Ladies....Diabolic yeah

 

[Mula]

Forgive me. I slept with my Sister in law.

But she liked it.

 

[oldguyzer]

Forgive me too. I slept with his sister-in-law.

And I liked it.