The Devil's Advocate

[Bear669]

The Devil's Advocate

#1
The :666: sez:

What's so wrong about global warming? As the excellent book "The Weathermakers" points out, global warming is good for two place, Russia and Canada.

So, we 'terraform' these artic regions (along with Antarctica & Alaska), Russia takes in 500,000,000 settlers, Canada 250,000,000 and Alaska 100,000,000. :neutral:
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[Raiden]

That would mean an influx of new SP's coming to Canada. Hmmm, you might be on to something here.

 

[DrAnus]

Send the not so HOT ones to Russia as a trade for the HOT Russian babes.

 

[mynameismo]

Send the not so HOT ones to Russia as a trade for the HOT Russian babes.

Why not barter. :great:

 

[Benjamin]

Why not barter. :great:

Isn't trade and barter the same thing? I want the Russian babes to come to Canada!

Does this also mean with the changed climate and Canada becoming somewhat of a tropical place, we would have palm trees and those little lizards that run around all over the place?

 

[Bear669]

#2

#2

:666: Devil's Advocate

#2

Airport security (for passengers) is a total waste of money.

Let every passenger who is a) sober b) holding a valid pistol carry permit*, board with their firearm.

Take the BILLIONS saved, and use it to help those being drowned by global warming.


*(Start with G8, plus Aus, NZ, Switzerland, Sweden, Taiwan, S Korea etc)​

 

[Albino]

Bear I think you would be happier living in the good old USA!

 

[jumpingjackflash]

The most gun happy place in the USA has to be Texas. I would quit being a Repoman out there. The ladies pack heat too.

 

[Bear669]

Hell NO!

Hell NO!

Bear I think you would be happier living in the good old USA!

Too many religilous, bible thumping morons!:na:

(I didnt say that, Bill Maher said that)

 

[Beenthere123]

Damn 2 olaydas in one board is heart attack failure. Lol. Bear your last post has me cracking up. Sorry guys no smileys still in Montreal for another day.

 

[Bear669]

#3

#3

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#3

The USA (and certainly NOT Canada) does not need any more fiscal, financial or market regulations.:neutral:

What we need is enforcement with blatant criminals subject to public impaling!:twisted:

 

[Bear669]

#4

#4

:666: Advocate

#4

Charities like "The Children's Wish Foundation" are a bad idea. While it is surely a mitvah to comfort a terminally ill child, the money spent on running these orgs and on extravagant travel etc is a sad waste.

EVERYONE has a limit to how they choose to spend charity $ and if children are someone's preferred focus, then consider all those in the world who need the SAME $, and who are-

starving
abused
slaves
diseased
injured
illiterate

AND the countless mothers in need of pre-natal care and nutrition.
:frown:

 

[CallmeMatt]

Too many religilous, bible thumping morons!:na:

(I didnt say that, Bill Maher said that)

:666: Advocate

#4

Charities like "The Children's Wish Foundation" are a bad idea. While it is surely a mitvah to comfort a terminally ill child, the money spent on running these orgs and on extravagant travel etc is a sad waste.

EVERYONE has a limit to how they choose to spend charity $ and if children are someone's preferred focus, then consider all those in the world who need the SAME $, and who are-

starving
abused
slaves
diseased
injured
illiterate

AND the countless mothers in need of pre-natal care and nutrition.
:frown:

What are the legit charities out there that we can count on?.

 

[Bear669]

Charity

Charity

What are the legit charities out there that we can count on?.

Thats a tough one. There are more comprehensive articles than this, but-

NEVER give at the door, unless its someone you know well.

Government of Canada maintains a register of charities and requires them to post financial statements. Check the expense/donation ratio among other things.

Of course the www is very helpful to research articles about fraud:grrrrrr:, complaints, Boards of Directors, time established.

If you have SERIOUS $, get a copy of the book 'Richistan' and check out the chapters on philanthropy. Then PM me and I can put you in touch with some very wealthy folks :great:who can help you through the process.

 

[rodman11]

Here is an editorial, found it amusing.


When Frank, a columnist for the Wall Street Journal, began noticing that the ranks of America's wealthy had more than doubled in the last decade, and that they were beginning to cluster together in enclaves, he decided to investigate this new society, where $1 million barely gets you in the door. The Richistanis like to consider themselves ordinary people who just happen to have tons of money, but they live in a world where people buy boats just to carry their cars and helicopters behind their primary yachts, and ordering an alligator-skin toilet seat won't make even your interior designer blink. But Frank doesn't just focus on conspicuous consumption. He talks to philanthropists who apply investment principles to their charitable contributions and political fund-raisers who have used their millions to transform the Colorado state legislature. He also meets people for whom sudden wealth is an emotional burden, whose investment club meetings can feel like group therapy sessions. It's only in the final pages that Frank contemplates the widening gap between Richistan and the rest of the world—for the most part, his grand tour approach never loses its light touch.

 

[Bear669]

Good Summary

Good Summary

Here is an editorial, found it amusing.


When Frank, a columnist for the Wall Street Journal, began noticing that the ranks of America's wealthy had more than doubled in the last decade, and that they were beginning to cluster together in enclaves, he decided to investigate this new society, where $1 million barely gets you in the door. The Richistanis like to consider themselves ordinary people who just happen to have tons of money, but they live in a world where people buy boats just to carry their cars and helicopters behind their primary yachts, and ordering an alligator-skin toilet seat won't make even your interior designer blink. But Frank doesn't just focus on conspicuous consumption. He talks to philanthropists who apply investment principles to their charitable contributions and political fund-raisers who have used their millions to transform the Colorado state legislature. He also meets people for whom sudden wealth is an emotional burden, whose investment club meetings can feel like group therapy sessions. It's only in the final pages that Frank contemplates the widening gap between Richistan and the rest of the world—for the most part, his grand tour approach never loses its light touch.

He is a good writer and most of it is a giggle. As noted, the philanthropy stuff is very useful.:great:

 

[Bear669]

#5

#5

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#5

Every British bulldog and French bulldog should be neutered, along with every other breed that cannot exist without human intervention.:frown:

 

[Hugojoe]

:666: Advocate

#5

Every British bulldog and French bulldog should be neutered, along with every other breed that cannot exist without human intervention.:frown:

Tough call as some say its in their genes and others say if you train them well they will behave.

 

[Bear669]

Aha, I think you a referring to the risks of "pit" bulls?

Aha, I think you a referring to the risks of "pit" bulls?

Tough call as some say its in their genes and others say if you train them well they will behave.

That was NOT the point of the post. The bull dogs are only distantly related (if at all) to what are commonly known as the fighting breeds or "pit" bulls.

English & Frenchies have NO record of undue violence or risk, and usually have sweet amiable temperments. In general they are too LAZY to do anything bad.

I am referring to the nasty human habit of breeding pets that are so physiologically distorted that a) they can rarely if ever breed and b) if a female goes into labour without a human around they die a horrible death, in labour that cannot be completed.

 

[Bear669]

#6

#6

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#6

There are many reasons to love this article, and Silly Girl's endorsement (and her shoes!)

But I cant help thinking that the OP (2008) sending this out to the Penis Gang is kinda like handing out machine guns to 12 year olds.:shock:
Part of the problem of course is that MANLY men do NOT read manuals! (i.e. this entire article). Another issue is that the OP writes as if she is speaking for ALL or most women. Maybe, maybe not. Below the original link is the STARTER version (101), while the entire thing (version 669) deserves to take up a book and an entire semester (or actually, lifetime).






Look, I know you men have it difficult. Women are just about impossible to understand, much less please. In a post-feminist society, you never know exactly what you should be doing. Women are bloody picky, I know we are. It can be scary, too, when women freak out about what appear to be benign issues. And men who do their best to be respectful, female-positive humans, I salute you, I do.

......Honestly, I appreciate your thoughtfulness. I like that you want to take things slow. I can totally get behind the idea of emotional connection, ......

OK, I know it's scary. There are lots of women out there who make fucking really difficult. So, I have compiled some handy tips. Don't think of this as complaining, or as schadenfreude for the Andrea Dworkins of the world. Just some simple tips, for timid men who have forgotten what it means to fuck like men:

1. Taking charge is not bad. Oh, there will be some women who feel that you are pushy. If you are making out with a woman, and she starts to push back, ask nicely if things are moving too fast. If she says yes, say something like "I'm sorry - you just look so fucking delicious. I'll go slower." .........

2. Ohmyfuckinggod, please learn to respect the clit. It's different for every woman, so ask what she likes. ..................................... And if you really don't know what to do, ask her. Just ask. "How do you like it?". It's a simple question, and most women will answer straight out. If she's being all coy, ask "Do you like pressure? Is it sensitive?" The clitoris is a varied item, indeed. Treat each one as though you have never encountered one before. Forget everything that your last partner liked.

3. .................... Yes, there are women out there who want to "make love" every time - sweet, gentle, rocking love with lots of eye contact and loving kisses. .....................

4. ....................................... Women are less delicate than you think, so don't worry about breaking her hip.

5. It's OK for you to make noise. Otherwise, we feel like we are fucking a ninja. Unless you actually are a ninja, and have sneaked into our rooms with vibrating nanuchaku and zippered black pajamas, please, please make some noise. If you're banging a woman, and she's crying out and saying your name and moaning, and you can't even manage a grunt, she's going to feel like an idiot. You don't have to make the sounds she is making, but do SOMETHING. You know how when you are watching porn, and the girl does something great to the guy and the guy kind of goes "Ah!", half grunt, half yell? That's HOT. Do that. Whisper our name (assuming you know it) gruffly. Groan against her neck when you're in missionary position. You don't have to grunt like a mountain gorilla, but if you are totally mute, she's going to get worried.

6. .................... If you'd like to get some dirty talk going, ask her if she likes the way you fuck her. If she responds well, continue with something like, "I love fucking you. God, you look so fucking hot." Is she still moaning in response? "Your tits are so beautiful." Does that work? If she doesn't respond well to the term "tits", you might have to stop there. If she keep moaning or responding, pass Go and collect $200. Try the following:

"Oh, god. Your pussy is SO tight."
"You're so wet - are you wet because you like the feel of my cock ramming you?"
"I think I'm going to come inside you. I'm going to fill up ........" It doesn't matter that you're wearing a condom; we LOVE hearing this.
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6. You're not obligated to eat a woman out. In return, she's not obligated to choke on your dick. Don't skip one and expect the other. If you do eat a woman out, the only comment you should make about her pussy is how nice it is. The length of her labia minora, the color of her interior, her waxing job or full bush - you are not John Madden. No time for color commentary.

7. Do not bitch about condoms. Oh, we hate them. Trust us. They hurt us more than they hurt you. But we don't want to be preggers, and you don't want to catch anything, right? Don't whine about condom sex. Do not explain that you can't come with one on. LEARN to come with one on, or if not, help us figure out what to do with you once we're satisfied and it's time for you to let loose your load.

8. We really like it when you come. ..............However, do not assume that she wants you to jack it off onto her face. She might, but don't assume. Seeing and/or feeling you come is rewarding for us, so there's no need to deprive us of it, but please do consult us before unleashing. "I think I'm going to come - how do you like it?" is a fair question that shouldn't rob you of your testicles.
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*New point of clarification - some people have brought up some really great issues in response to this post, so let me say this: I don't mean to imply that all women like to be treated like whores..................... Rough does NOT equal chains and bondage. And this applies to the bedroom only, and does not mean that she wants you to choose her dinner for her, or treat her like less of a person. **Some women have said that they don't like it rough and what the hell am I thinking? .......... HOWEVER, all women need to remember that, in addition to be straight forward about your sexual desires, you need to be straight forward about your sexual limits. Don't be afraid to ask for more, but when something feels wrong, say so. Don't ever do something you don't want to do in silence and then blame the guy. Silence is dangerous.